Sir Creep

She has surfaced!

If she's found alive now we can safely say she'll smash several of her own world records! YES....fahkin brilliant. You win the Internet today, MPFC SC

Well, 6 people 'liked' your post, meaning there are seven damned fools (and counting) in our membership. SC

Ruth Newman is reportedly dead on August 1st. This leaves the 1906 San Francisco earthquake survivor count to William de Monte being the last known survivor. Who the fuck keeps track of that; how did you find it; what the fuck is going on on this big blue marble whilst it spins?,! SC

AAC Holdings shares on Tuesday suffered their worst plunge ever after the company said its former president had been indicted on a second-degree murder charge. The indictment relates to the death of a patient in 2010 at American Addiction Centers, to which AAC is a parent company. He's not just the former company president, he's a client! SC

Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo has been diagnosed with whooping cough, a rare and contagious disease that is officially known as pertussis. The freshman Republican has been ill for several weeks with the disease, which still sickens thousands each year. He was diagnosed on Monday. Curbelo, 35, was vaccinated as a child, his office says, but did not received recommended booster shots as an adult. So when it was a decision out of his control he was protected, but as a free thinking adult he was an anti-vax faggot. WHOOP THERE IT IS! SirC

Former managing committee member of the Mumbai Cricket Association, Madhusudan Patwardhan passed away here. Patwardhan, aged 64, died following a massive cardiac arrest yesterday evening, MCA said in a media release today. Patwardhan was also former secretary of MCA’s Board of Umpires between 2003 and 2005 and then between 2007 and 2009, the release added. WOO HOO I thought I'd NEVER post on the cricket thread! No longer a virgin. SC

GRAD-uated to heaven

It's OK I'll single-handedly keep this thread rolling. Nick Gordon -- as expected -- banned from funeral, goes to the beach cuz he's all broken up. SC

Damn! The Carousel of Death that is following the Detroit and Chicago sports scenes continues to spin. Mel Farr was the starting RB when I first started watching football and the lowly Detroit Lions. He only lasted a few half-assed years, but ended up being a Farr better businessman than football player, turning his auto dealership into a top seller. I remember all the Mel Farr the Superstar adverts. Anyway, dead at 70. RIP SC

Ridiculous

Valerie Harper - ON THE RHODA HEAVEN Zsa Zsa Gabor - ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, ZSA ZSA ZSA ZSA, HEY HEY, GOODBYE Martin Crowe - MARTIN CROWEKED Herman Wouk - WENT TO SLEEP, NEVER A-WOUK (That's enough for now. Enjoy this reboot) SC

I've not really paid much attention to my member name, though I know it's changed a couple times. But now that I just took a look, whoever is responsible for Post-Twunt, I couldn't be more delighted! SirC

Former Kansas University chancellor Robert Hemenway, who led KU to new heights in enrollment and research during his 14-year tenure, died Friday night at age 73. SC http://m.ljworld.com/news/2015/aug/01/former-ku-chancellor-robert-hemenway-dies-73/?templates=mobile

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I don't agree but I like your moxy! SC

Bobby Brown’s wife Alicia Etheredge suffered a second seizure hours after Bobbi Kristina Brown’s funeral. Etheridge was rushed to an Atlanta hospital after the incident on Saturday. In 2012, Etheredge had once before had a seizure while in Florida. Etheridge was in an Atlanta hotel with several other family members after the funeral service for Bobbi Kristina when the symptoms of a seizure began. Emergency services were immediately called, and Etheridge was taken to a nearby hospital by ambulance. It appears, with some help, Etheridge entered the hospital on her own two feet. It is unclear, however, what caused the seizure. Just three weeks ago, Etheridge gave birth to a girl in Los Angeles. The baby is the second child for Etheridge and Brown, who have a 6-year-old son, Cassius. SC

did they have DNA testing back in Biblical times?

God will condem us? We don't need a god to do that. can you ban this fool please Not yet. I love a good ranter. This person doesn't qualify. Perhaps you just like homophobes and racists. Apologist.no it means he finds the muppets attempts to be offensive laughabke I don't think there is the least bit of attempted humour. Besides his name.

Thank God. Or are we not allowed to say shit like that here? SC

God will condem us? We don't need a god to do that. can you ban this fool please Not yet. I love a good ranter. This person doesn't qualify. Perhaps you just like homophobes and racists. Apologist.

wow Droosy I thought you'd died.I don't really like Piper's era of wrestling and certainly not the current one but.. What oh-so-sophisticated hobbies should I pick up instead, you pot-brownie-scoffing wacko? Quite possible I don't know Droosy then. Who the hell comes out of retirement to post--on a wrestler's personal thread--that they find those who watch(ed) wrestling amusing? I'll return the ROFL. Your volley, Droosy. SC

Think you have your years wrong. Didn't Marc Antony die 30 bc?You are right!Would make him 985 + 60, so 2045 years, thus doubly surpassing officially the 1000th death anniversary I posted for St Vladimir SC

Stupid fucking place for a plane to be... Carnagefest

I don't think this guy understands how fingerprints work. But the concept is one to chew on. SC http://www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2015/08/01/man-tries-chew-off-fingerprints-after-arrest/30986003/