Sir Creep

So we are certain this Meshel and the previous post's Meshaal aren't referring to the same dude cuz that's beyond coincidental. That's eerie. SC

Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.Goodnight sweet prince. SC

Very sad something tells me we will hear about Michael Schumacher like this one day , probably in next few years. Indeed, yet Bobbi Kristina still lives I guess, who knows? Daily Mail are first off the grid in the UK: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3166059/Jules-Bianchi-25-dies-nine-months-F1-driver-crashed-Japanese-Grand-Prix.html rumour going around is that she is already dead. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3163291/Hearse-arrives-Bobbi-Kristina-s-hospice-hours-mysterious-tent-erected-door.html Whaaaaatt?!???!!! FINALLY!!!! And if all this be true it's a DAILY DOUBLE for one of my teams!!! I believe I'll kill some alcohol on their behalves! WOO HOO With all respect to Mr Bianchi and Ms Brown, of course. Sir Creep

Aubrey Morris from A Clockwork Orange, dead at 89. SC http://www.people.com/article/aubrey-morris-dead-89-clockwork-orange?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag

Wouldn't that require him....to have.......oh never mind. SC

Or you could look up the definition of irony and understand that there was nothing ironic about her death. Glad to see I'm not alone on that point. SC

I know you're a bit pissed about her divorcing you but isn't that an overreaction? (joking, what kind of dog is it?) Just a mutt (golden lab mix, prolly terrier in there somewhere). She looks pathetic with the lampshade on her head today. I really didn't want a dog but former co-worker getting evicted cuz he's a loser and he couldn't care for two-month old dog so I took her. I used to have cool dogs (Ibizan Hound, Saluki, Chinese Crested etc) and don't do mutts. So she's an anamoly. I know that's way more of a response than was necessary haha. SC

Turn your cat's bung into a shimmering jewel! SC http://www.boredpanda.com/cat-butt-gem-jewel-twinkle-tush/

A pussy of twunts. Brilliant

St Vladimir died 1000 years ago today! I'm hoping that's our first millennium posting. SirC

Robert Wadlow, the tallest human ever, died 75 years ago (7/15/1940). I guess you could say his record still stands. SC

Who??? And what's ironic about it? She opened the first hospice and then died of cancer. I know Americans struggle with irony, Wow that IS ironic! ........ SC

I just came across this, how truly fucking awful. RIP SirC

Was gonna put in suicide thread but this one needs all the help it can get. Plus, with a single posting I've posted a full 8% of all chess deaths. :-) Craig Woolcock, 43, who suffered severe 'mood swings' relating to his form, killed himself by suffocation (?!?) after failing to progress in a prestigious chess competition. What--he put a bag over his head? One's body will naturally fight for air....so did he hang himself? I've never heard of suicide by suffocation. SC http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3160879/Champion-chess-player-killed-suffering-mood-swings-playing-matches.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Former Billiards and Snooker Federation of India (BSFI) president Pashupatinath Roy died on Monday following cardiac arrest at a nursing home here, a sports official said. He was was 76. SC http://sportsdaily.co.in/2015/07/snooker/former-bsfi-president-p-n-roy-dead/

Tom Fritz, former CEO of Inland Northwest Health Services, died Monday while fishing on Lake Coeur d’Alene, just six months after he retired from the organization he led for 16 years. He was 63. SC http://m.spokesman.com/stories/2015/jul/14/Tom-Fritz-found-dead-in-Lake-CoeurdAlene/

"Emma Carpenter, from Nottingham, passed away three days before Christmas in 2006 weighing just four stone and with a body mass index of only 10.5 after losing more than a stone in just eight days." Eating disorder, 4 stone, and surname Carpenter. That's rich. SC http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3160582/Young-girls-warned-dangerous-lure-desire-inquest-17-year-old-weights-bra-fool-relatives-died-weighing-just-4-stone.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Who??? And what's ironic about it?

My dog goes from being a she to an it tomorrow. SC

This thread been sitting unused? We suck SC

Recipe book and some children's novels should hit the market soon---with her explicit non-Alzheimer's approval of course. SC

No doubt those two fat fuck greedy offspring cunts will come after this estate via another angle. SC

How many people immediately thought this said John Sebastian? *raises hand* SC

Swear to God I was just looking at this thread yesterday YW thinking funny it isn't used much. SC