YoungWillz

Well having outlived all of Sir Creep's predictions of being dead by 2020, Robin Trower is back in the news as he has cancelled all tour dates for what is described as "a major operation": https://bestclassicbands.com/robin-trower-health-cancels-us-tour-bridge-of-sighs-50th-anniversary-edition-6-3-244/ A current DDP pick.

John Blackman reportedly dead: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13495381/John-Blackman-Hey-Hey-Saturday-star-dies.html

Just submit 25 names and 5 subs. Then you can forget about it - I do all the hard work. Obviously maybe wait a little but I'd need a team by the end of the month by PM. It's really that easy.

Thanks! Well, I fully expect you to submit a Poker Tournament game team. It's much less stressful and 6 months long. And points are always guaranteed.

OK, two impersonators.... Hint: Hesnoraquinebyraway.

Ah, the problems running a pool where the turnover can change with the wind, hah! What will the next 30 minutes bring? I guess MariNisia gets to pick a replacement. Never my intention to interfere, your game, your rules. How on earth they are all going to cope when you are away, I'll never know. Could be chaos.

Don't know the rules here, I am afraid. All I know he was reported dead several minutes before the team here was entered.

Parnelli Jones is already dead: https://racer.com/2024/06/04/parnelli-jones-1933-2024/

Parnelli Jones reportedly dead: https://racer.com/2024/06/04/parnelli-jones-1933-2024/

Just one more impersonator of Her Majesty to go....

Jeanette Charles QO as above.

Well, lots to think about. Obviously things like health, housing, student debt etc all solely English matters are they are devolved elsewhere. You've got it much much worse, imo. I see neither as the answer, but sticking with the party that brought you Partygate, tractor porn, COVID fraud, sewage filled rivers and beaches, leaking schools and hospitals, closure of local public services, Afghan betrayal (save the animals first!), NI discontent, housing shortages, high inflation and legal immigration - need I go on? Yeah, definitely the way to go. A promise from Sunak is a promise you can't rely on. And that is why he will lose.

Sunak has just said he doesn't believe Labour can be trusted with the security of the country. I love the way he lies. Surely nobody believes that. Absolute 4th form debating from Sunak.

Starmer needs to say what he is going to do. He keeps dancing round and looking at the record. First time he's given a policy is 20 minutes in. Sunak - he makes me laugh.

So my current first sub William Russell has fallen. I have added a new sub at the bottom to my team above. Perils of being the game runner and being forced to enter early. Those of you who had Russell on your team have been notified by PM, and a new sub requested from you.

After a hiatus of three years, I'm bringing back the much loved Poker Tournament to Deathlist. There's been a change of premises, but fear not, the Halls of Fame and Shame have been reconstituted faithfully to the original standard. Sadly, the petting zoo was privatised and all loss making animals have sadly been put down. But worry not, feel free to take a dip in the Casino's swimming pool - just don't go off the deep end! (I'm keeping George the Dolphin in there!). The manager's desk will be open as usual for helpdesk purposes. Just remember there's a lot of football, Olympics and a General Election or two going on, but TVs have been placed at suitable locations to distract players, especially if I get my arithmetic wrong! Once again, you don't have to know how to play. It's all skill (you pick the team) and luck (the cards you are dealt decide your fate). Just make sure you read the rules, select your victims and enjoy the thrill of the accumulation of points over the summer, autumn and winter. I ask you - is there any better feeling that you will get off a dusty Forum in a dark corner of the internet? I think not! Who will cash in their chips? You decide! Just make it clear who you are picking, as this cuts down my workload tremendously. Don't assume just because I have the title of manager that I am also a mind reader or psychic - those facilities are not yet available here! There are a couple of points of order: 1. Only members of the Forum whose name was registered on or before 1 January 2024 may enter. This avoids the need for me to calculate scores for former members now banned setting up temp accounts to enter and people who have joined since who may end up after a short period that the Forum is not for them and disappear. 2. I'm disallowing Yahoo obits. (I can already hear the howls from some former players!). The trend seems to be in that direction, so call me a trailblazer. It was one of the reasons I called it a day last time, but other Qualifying Obit providers are available. So PM your teams to me, I'll deal your cards and then you can relax. Whatever will be, will be. Que sera, sera.

5 if we are unlucky.

Sir, now that William Russell has gone, what do you think about alien life?

William Russell takes me to 5 hits. Relentless this year, relentless.

As do I!

Thank gawd! I think 4 hits during the game for me is my highest strike rate. What on earth will the new categories be?

And Bang, my current first sub on my poker team is gone! Think I have him elsewhere. While this is awful news for us fans devoted or passing of Who, we must remember he had a pretty good film resume as well. RIP Chesterfield. (Little Hartnell reference ).

Now Ed Davey is doing board games! Next stop I'm sure will be playground, where he sits on a swing to show the swing to the Lib Dems! I love how they are having a whale of a time and still managing to get their message across.

Young woman named Kelis arrested. Apparently her milkshake brings all the racists to the pier. (She might not be called Kelis).

Haddock poached in milk. Yum.