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Called it... Cleared of cancer, returning to work on Tuesday. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34764659

Charlie Hebdo have been at it again, this time targeting the drowned Syrian child. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/14/charlie-hebdo-reopens-freedom-speech-debate-cartoons-depicting-death-aylan-kurdi-_n_8133118.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular What a shower of cunts. Any chance of a repeat performance?

A Turkish man yelling "Meow" at an egg. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k

That's the ultimate all-purpose offensive joke. I usually use cancer, or gang rape. I mean I use them as the punchline, not in any weird BDSM sense.

Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-11/pizza-chef-convicted-darwin-after-trying-to-kill-co-worker/6768366 It's a bad idea to start a quarrel with a cook: s/he is armed with knives and knows how to use them. True- I was once chased out of a steakhouse by an ex-military chef wielding a meat cleaver.

Willie Thorne has suffered a stroke. http://m.leicestermercury.co.uk/8203-Snooker-ace-Willie-Thorne-centre-health/story-27773543-detail/story.html

http://blogs.desmoinesregister.com/dmr/index.php/2012/12/24/ray-pugh-inspiration-to-children-and-adults-dies-at-83 Motivational speaker Ray Pugh has died.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/homeopathy-conference-ends-in-chaos-after-delegates-take-hallucinogenic-drug-10491114.html

Seems it was just someone getting carried away: http://en.mediamass.net/people/terry-gilliam/deathhoax.html Gave me a fright though.

According to a passing reference on an article on the BBC website, ska pioneer Prince Buster has suffered a stroke. No further details given. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34085397

Or he's gone to visit the ghost town

Goodbye sailor

Natalie Wood's a great shout, but if I could only have one it'd have to be the beautiful German actress Brigitte Helm. Or Steven Jay Gould, Rik Mayall, John Martyn, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Simon de Bolivar, Layne Staley, Tim Buckley, Billie Holiday, Arthur Rimbaud, or someone from my real life. Or, better still, Plato, but only so I could kill the cunt all over again. Oh, it's too hard to choose just one person, so I guess I'd bring back some long-forgotten serf from the 14th century just to see the look of surprise on their face as they were resurrected into the 21st century.

It's a slippery slope- you'll be smoking crack by Christmas.

This one? yeah,the worst part was the fact that he was really innocent. Yeah, the R Budd Dwyer story's heartbreaking. He was the patsy for the fraudsters. Killed himself because if he'd been indicted his wife and children wouldn't be entitled to his pension or any money. As he died in office, they were financially protected, if not protected from that awful footage or the infamy of the manner of their father/husband's death.