Joey Russ

Bob Dole would like to say happy birthday to senator Bob Dole.

Can the Alt Obits Dead Pool tagline be ‘That pool that Gerard Tierney always win’?

I reckon that this poster could be a bot with repeating the same message over and over again. Mods?

I’m not saying that Hankins or Magill deserved their obits (they don’t), but I’m saying that since those two were never in the public eye that often or made a huge impact on today’s society, then they weren’t as likely to receive obits as one would’ve thought.

FTFY

Yeah, that was how I found out that Jens C Skou death was mentioned in Boyer’s obituary, for example.

Yeah, that bastard is trying to take away the party pooper from all of those who picked him in 2016. Fortunately that can’t change, but that’s still a bastard move nonetheless...

Director James Gunn has been Weinstein’d. (It’s for pedophilia jokes rather than sexual assault, but his career is probably ruined for life)...

If Brickhouse Brown gets an obit, then I’d get my first unique hit on here. I have my doubts about his obit chances though (and I’m still waiting on Butts, but I don’t think the obit is coming)... EDIT: Or he might’ve been unique if he was actually dead.

Drummer for The Railers Tyler Oban has died aged 34.

If anything is dead, it’s probably her career then.

Yeah, they’re probably announcing the death of the BBC...

Nah, Prince Philip will never die. He’s immortal, and immortals will never die. Twitter rumors may try to kill him, but they won’t be able to succeed...

Now 99 is going to be the furthest one with everyone alive, isn’t it?

He did miss the San Diego Comic Con this year, the first one in many years: Hm...

Wants to bring his son Tim home.

Ah, I think I figured it out. Sir Creep is Dr Bruce Banner/Hulk (which is why he’s mad at posters a lot) and I claim my ten dollars.

Then again, they could be another successful punt pick like Mark E Smith was this year. But neither of them are giving me strong gut feelings like Smith did last year, so you’re probably right...

I feel that any journalist who have worked with any major UK publication should be a cert for at least a mention in a QO.

I think dropping him from my squad last year was a mistake. Life lesson: never underestimate someone with pancreatic cancer.

I love Forever Changes. It is such a great album by them.

Considering that Trump seems to be hating on everything that Obama did, I wouldn’t be surprised if he hated the queen’s brooches since he’s such a narcissistic twat.

We don’t get to see Nico these days as she is now in a Velvet coffin Underground after her death from a cerebral hemorrhage 30 years ago age 49.

Honestly, if I had picked Nobby Stiles over her (maybe even Devin Lima), I would’ve felt more confident in my chances in winning. But, that’s how life goes sometimes, you live and learn from your mistakes...

People were heavily pushing her to be on the deathlist despite being way too early in her cancer battle to kill her (see Bernie Nolan 2010/2011) which probably influenced a lot of people into picking her.