Joey Russ

Jaoa Havelange died, but we still have Zsa Zsa. God damn it

That took a while. He's dead, but Zsa Zsa is still living

Congratulations to the two people who predicted the Jaoa Havelange is death number 7. You are right. Time to predict the eighth death

Looks like Joe Perry collapsed due to dehydration. He isn't one of us this time. Gregg Allman, on the other hand, might be.

Are we waiting for more deaths, or could we update it now

Will Kenny Baker be the start of another celebrity epidemic

The likelyhood to die I think. But the position after 15 are pretty messed up.How is Zsa Zsa more likely to die than, let's say Herman Wouk. Wouldn't he be more likely to die now, because he is older?

Nah. Let's just hope she becomes a hit for 2016.

Yes. Plz tell me the drought will finally end

We're in a drought. It's official.

Wow. I swear he died like 4 years ago. I must have a poor memory or something. He died in 2012. Really. Gee. Thanks for reminding me. I swear he died a few years earlier.

So why is he here if he's not dead.

Wow. I swear he died like 4 years ago. I must have a poor memory or something.

2 years since legendary comedian Robin Williams committed suicide at the age of 63.

Great I've got tickets to see the Sabs in January and the mate who bought them is the kiss of death for musicians - he's also the guy who bought tickets for Jacko and Lemmy before both of them died! Possibly another David Bowie story in the making, except it would be publicized possibly

So basically the olympics are absolute shit this year. Thanks for telling me, I'm still not going to watch them.

Unfortunately, people are idiots and can't seem to figure out how to write obits for people like her.

Where is the 7th death? We are all waiting for that next person to die. Somebody got to die, won't they

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No love for any of the entries after Tsung Dao Lee

Released from hospital and enjoys a milkshake. http://www.jambase.com/article/gregg-allman-released-hospital

The ZZ Top performance is still going to happen without Gregg Allman.

Kids want to raise money to see their dad. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/08/08/glen-campbells-kids-say-cant-see-their-dad-fans-raise-money.html

They're saving their orbits for people like Paul McCartney and William Shatner, of course she won't get an orbit It's obit, not orbit. Unless she opted for a space burial, like Scotty. Fixed.

They're saving their obits for people like Paul McCartney and William Shatner, of course she won't get an orbit