Arsewipe

I liked the little blonde lass in Dallas, the one that always seemed to get kidnapped and tied up.

Same hometown as me, the closest I will ever get to being famous.

I'd imagine all the peace and love (and money) have helped.

Leslie Phillips. God he looked 60 when he was 30.

It's almost certain considering her alki mother made it to 101. That picture looks off to me, the background looks photoshopped into a picture of them from a few years ago, in fact the whole photo just looks wrong.

Paul Hunter aside, it seems Snooker is a good sport for longevity as long as you look after yourself, unlike Higgins and that fat Canadian with the long name.

But that's total bollocks really isn't it. Fair enough I know plenty of Russian women fought on the front lines but canteen staff ffs.....

So if some Doris snuffs it aged 116 in 2043 she'll be classed as the last veteran even if she only made the teas in some airfield canteen? Fuck off man!

Well going off that, say about 300,000 are 93 or older, however probably two thirds of them will be female. So say 100,000 men, how may will have been "active" and saw combat? I'd imagine my guess won't be far off. The last one won't die till the early 2040s.

Probably low five figures I would imagine although the youngest have to be in their early 90s now.

Is that Calment's record still gospel? Was word of her taking her mothers identity for whatever reason so would have been "only" 102 or so when she died?

Isn't he a part time bum bandit? Was caught cottaging in the 70s but it was swept under the carpet?

Just looked at a couple of episodes of that on Youtube. He looked in his 50s then. TBT looked ten years younger than him despite being 4 years older in real life, although that is obviously no indicator of longevity considering recent events......

God damn honkeys!

On the subject of old pilots, the guy flying this Jap bomber is apparently still alive and flying. Born in 1922, Jun Takahashi. Amazing he even survived the war to be fair.

Fair enough, I was going off her Wiki page.

Was a decent MILF back in the day, didn't think she was that old. Edit: And before any smart arses post she had no kids, fuck off!

Still a decent upgrade on dead I suppose.

It would be a nice bit of light relief during all this doom and gloom if the fat little shit haired cunt snuffed it.

I think Bobby Charlton still has another 10 years in him.

Cost us the 1970 world cup.

Ok apart from Vera Lynn?

So can anyone supply the following info: Oldest living artist to have a UK No1? Oldest No1 song by an artist/band with a still living member?

Pity Chapman couldn't have missed Lennon and nailed the Jap slut instead

Who?