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    38. Prunella Scales

    Another stupid pick for this year.
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    Kirk Douglas

    He's probably the fattest 88 year old on the planet but to be fair he does look 20 years younger.
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    Shane MacGowan

    I'm not sure about that like. His face is the same colour as a corpse on display for viewing.
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    How many hits this year?

    Even my 9 is looking a bit optimistic now. Were the DL committee on the piss all day before making their final list?
  5. I wonder whose 30 year younger husband will get their inheritance first, hers or Barbara Windsors?
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    Thoughts and opinions on the death list 2019

    Too many with a few years left in them yet on the list because they're "Too famous to miss".
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    Pierre Cardin

    You can pick up his polo shirts in all Sports Direct stores for the princely sum of £7.99 nowadays. Must have needed the money badly to let Mike Ashley drag his brand into the gutter, not that he will give a shit at his age.....
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    Vera Lynn

    The commie bastards!
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    Time Added

    Gordon Banks puts England 4-2 up.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Of course absolutely nothing to do with the fact he would have been charged with careless driving otherwise.
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    Robert Mugabe

    When he finally goes the keyboard player out of Sparks will be the sole survivor on the planet with a Hitler tash.
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    Olivia Newton-John

    The clothes she is wearing in those photos would make a skeleton look normal.
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    Shane MacGowan

    Looks like he's got that condition that makes you seem pissed all the time, or he could actually just be pissed all the time...
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    Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease

    Can't believe he's not on this years list.
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    Kirk Douglas

    Any chance he could pick up the baton from Ronnie Biggs (pun intended) and become the official deathlist ambassador? Send him a few t-shirts and a mug perhaps?
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    A wasted pick for 2019.
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    How many hits this year?

    Will be lucky to hit double figures with some of the dross chosen, so I will say 9.
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    Leah Bracknell

    The use of cannabis oil mentioned, whilst I very much doubt its a miracle cure it does seem to at least arrest the advance of it for a while. Obviously thin but looks as well as can be expected considering, 50/50 for 2019??
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    Peter Falk must be getting on a bit now.
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    Theresa May

    She isn't fit to wipe Thatcher's arse (if she was still alive obviously).
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    Crew Of USS Enterprise

    So out of the remaining TOS main cast, what will the order of death be? I'd go: Nichols - Has dementia and apparently on her last legs Shatner - Looks great for his age but that beer belly has to catch up with him sooner rather than later Koenig - Don't know anything about his health but looked decent in a recent photo, plus outlived his 53 years younger replacement....... Takei - Youngest of the lot with no reported health concerns
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    I thought he had cancer? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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    Hillary Clinton

    Has Bill Clinton morphed into Dick van Dyke?
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    World's Oldest

    Think she will hold the "Fatest person to live past 110" title for a few years at least.
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