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    10. Robert Wagner

    "Did you murder Natalie Wood"?
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    14. James Whale

    Knocking about doing adverts for cancer test kits and looks as well as can be expected for someone who is terminal.
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    19. Clint Eastwood

    Looks like Martin Kemp went back in time to me.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Sorry YoungWillz, but I doubt anyone under the age of 50 really gives a fuck about it nowadays. Of course the voting has always been politically biased, but it's beyond a joke now. The UK will never win again unless they get invaded and Israel will be finishing last for the next few years.
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    Catherine Windsor AKA Kate Middleton

    I doubt it would be that advanced, I'd imagine all the main royals would get major check ups every few months.
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    William Shatner

    The greatest actor of all time deserves to live for all eternity.
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    Catherine Windsor AKA Kate Middleton

    Yes, the stupid ****.
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    Catherine Windsor AKA Kate Middleton

    Steve Jobs died from it and he was richer than the royal family. That said, I hope they caught it early and she makes a full recovery.
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    Alex Higgins (And Snooker)

    I'd imagine the 60% never met him. My Dad went to see him play an exhibition game against Tony Knowles at a club in the 80s at the height of his fame. He turned up two hours late and on arrival and obviously pissed he then went to the toilet to powder his nose for half an hour before the organisers managed to get him out to play. He barely potted a ball and then fucked off without signing any autographs or even attempting to engage with the punters.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    It hadn't kicked off in Gaza then.
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    Curse Of The Eurovision

    Irrelevant anyway, we could have the best song by miles and we'd still finish 2nd last just above Israel.
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    O.J. Simpson: Run Out Of Juice?

    Did you feel sorry for his wife being brutally murdered by him?
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    Paul Nicholas

    "W ank" more likely.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Trump-Carter 2024 US election dream team?
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    The 3rd Death of 2024

    There were two in the first two days of 1998, but only eight that year in total.
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    20. Derek Draper

    I don't give a fuck. If he wasn't married to Garraway, never contracted covid and died of a heart attack instead he would barely have gotten a mention. Fringes of fame/the famous, no more than that.
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    Worst pick of 2024 Deathlist?

    It's not a question of Draper obitting, it's the fact he's only going to do so because of being the husband of someone famous who also happened to get a bad case of covid. He should be in the fringes of fame thread, no more than that.
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    Worst pick of 2024 Deathlist?

    I'm sure most of his offspring would disagree.....
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    Worst pick of 2024 Deathlist?

    Draper, because he's nowhere near famous enough.
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    20. Derek Draper

    This is Bill Gates's Dad Mk 2.
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    The 20th Death of 2023

    Someone needs to send a link of this post to Carter to get him over the line.
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    I assume Carter will take the number one spot if he makes 2024?
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    20th Century Americans Sitcoms

    Easily the best actor of the Friends sextuplets. I remember between a season of Friends ending to the next one starting he went from being relatively overweight, I'd say about 15 stone down to about 10 stone in a matter of months (That's a 70lbs loss for any US readers, 30kg for our Euro friends). Obviously a cocaine and no food crash diet, it's the most drastic weight loss I've ever seen on any actor in such a short space of time.
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    Yevgeny Prigozhin

    Yes, but they crashed the plane into him as he was falling just to make sure.
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    Shane MacGowan

    Fuck 2025, we don't want him making 2024!
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