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No worries man, take it easy

OK Mr Corbyn, try as I might, I can't keep up. Could you tell me who's got what now? So I know who I can pick

Nah not really, I'm quite happy as an oncologist.

"A healing of cancer" So, what do we reckon, late May?

Seen. Swore. Changed.

Go on then, let's give this a go...Val Kilmer EDIT: Fuck. Beaten to it by mere seconds...I'll go with Sinead O'Connor then

Renown jazz singer Al Jarreau has died at the age of 76 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4217478/Singer-Al-Jarreau-dies-age-76.html

Shit, I went Westbrook on my list, I picked the wrong coke-addled fortysomething.

Leah Bracknell, off of cancer.

This one's a very sad one. I mean, its a hit on my list, but very sad nonetheless.

Dammit, too quick for me! R.I.P and all, but this is my FIRST HIT!

1. It states in the story he 'almost' died.2. For a corpse, he sounded remarkably well on Friday morning. 3. If you're not sure, don't be posting shit. 4. Again, if you're not sure, find out first. Then post. It's not a competition to see who's first to post about the demise of any celebs. 5. There's a radio thread. Might have been better to post this non information there. 6. Thanks for dropping in. Have a nice day. Terms and conditions are stated in the small print. I can magnify it if you like? And in any case, when he thankfully does die I can claim I reported it first, which would hugely impress Morbid Kid and the boasters. I had a lovely day thanks...was yours a bit stressy?

Broadcaster Chris Evans dies* https://uk.news.yahoo.com/chris-evans-almost-died-last-month-after-contracting-illness-120718989.html *Small print: Not totally sure he has, I just wanted to be the first to report so I could boast about it later on. Or maybe it was just wishful thinking on my part** **Larger print: Not dead. Wishful thinking.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4084852/Frail-looking-Shane-MacGowan-arrives-ex-manager-s-funeral-just-two-days-losing-elderly-mother-car-crash.html* Balls to 2018, judging by those pictures I'd say he died three years ago. *Please pardon the link to the Maily Dail

Down with Downie

Are you sure you're not a Brazilian? I'm plenty of things associated with that area, so I'm told.

Aah, so this is the place where we all say hello and hold a soapy tit wank welcome party to noobs like myself... Well, erm, hello. I'm the Quim Reaper, but you can call me Quim. Well, people do call me that anyway. In so many words. I'm a typical pedantic, morbid, disparaging Brit and I have a sense of humour that's not so much dark as it is completely sinister. I found this site in articles I read describing the act of listing people who are expected to fall off their mortal coil as 'sick', 'deranged' and 'twisted'. I've no idea what they could possibly mean by that, but I felt that in the little spare time I have to make an appearance on the online I'd fit in brilliantly. I've got a shadow death list of my own in my signature, it's decidedly middling but I'm new. I can't trust myself to do dead pools right or any of that, I just about found my way onto this topic to introduce myself (after having posted 5 times already, sorry), to be honest with you I'm often so knackered and lost I need sat nav to find my own nipples. Anyway, I suppose I'll see you fatherfuckers around here somewhere

Overall it's a pretty solid list, I'd be surprised if the tally wasn't at least in the high teens...I just can't help but think Queenie Liz has got years left in her though

Piss Christ, that was said with such an eerie degree of accuracy...have you got snipers marking these people?

I mean if Brucie's not on the list, there's been an error somewhere

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What about Jackie Stallone? She looks like a haunted piece of tupperware nowadays