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No. At all.

Well, be fair to Dr Death, he has found some common ground for the British and Greek people to share.

Was this what you were after? It’s the right size and square so is good to go if you want it.

‘Tis the season to be spiky.

Anally.

'I predict the Grim Reaper will carry on with the enemas and build on their anally busy years of 2020 and 2023, practically shitting themself inside out throughout 2024' thread incoming.

Ikr, and look at all the crinkly and wrinkly mothers of presenters who are still alive! No justice in this world.

Now things have calmed down just a touch I'd like to say that Shane was a cultural phenomenon, a genius lyricist and had a 'my way or fuck right off' approach to life that you could respect. What a unique character. What a loss.

How many iterations of his name are there?

@Sir Creep why the fuck did you enter using your alt?

Second choice then...Jimmy Carter

Shite. My planned pick dies NINE MINUTES before the start.

Dead.

"Poliical satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." - Tom Lehrer

The obvious choice

Thu 30 Nov 65 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 63 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 56 The Corrs — Runaway 48 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 41 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone +4 40 Madonna — Ray Of Light -6 35 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 30 Phats & Small — Turn Around 29 Terrorvision — Tequila 16 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 15 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 12 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 10 Ann Lee — 2 Times

Nearly 400 guests and 40 members, for fuck sake, and the site is set in concrete. One of two things needs to happen: the servers need upgrading (hah) or Jimmy Carter needs to die double quick.

That's gonna be a cracking funeral. Her coffin and wreaths emerging from her daughter.

One of Starmer's best PMQs performances, that. Smashed the Tories on their own ground: immigration and the economy. Worth watching the whole thing but I've just fast forwarded to a bit at the end (not even Starmer's doing) that made me properly laugh:

Update: hasn't posted since mid-Feb, hasn't even visited since early March.

Wed 29 Nov 67 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 61 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 56 The Corrs — Runaway 44 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 41 Madonna — Ray Of Light -6 39 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 36 Terrorvision — Tequila 36 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone +4 30 Phats & Small — Turn Around 20 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 17 Blur — Tender 16 Ann Lee — 2 Times 15 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World

Yeah well, in fairness, he's about the right age to be running for US President.

Unfortunate that you didn't ignore my post then. Silly sausage. Blimey. Did not expect someone other than these strange Fusa-based startups to raise a hand in support of Mr Young.

Hands up everyone who gives one fuck about that.

Oh dear, what have I done now?