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Murray Perahia cancels US spring tour also canceled in January a series of concerts On 23rd February he cancelled a performance in Singapore http://slippedisc.com/2018/03/sicklist-murray-perahia-cancels-us-spring-tour/

"when he made it to 70 like a normal alcoholic" My understanding is that health freaks may make it to 70 but alcoholics die already at 70.

Jared Leto is 46. Leto is considered to be a method actor, known for his constant devotion to and research of his roles. He often remains completely in character for the duration of the shooting schedules of his films, even to the point of adversely affecting his health. Once in order to accurately portray his AIDS patient role, Leto lost 30 pounds. When he played John Lennon's killer, he gained 67 pounds for the role. At times he was confined to a wheelchair due to so much added weight.

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Boris Spassky Ross Perot Linda Ronstadt

American guitarist Harvey Mandel (who played in Woodstock with Canned Heat etc.) is 73. Starting in 2013, Harvey began undergoing what was to become dozens of operations for cancer and is "succeeding in his fight"

Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein, Slobodan Milosevic, Augusto Pinochet, Chengiz Khan, Heinrich Himmler, Ted Bundy, the Boston Strangler, Dr Mengele, Charles Manson, Jesus Christ, Lex Luthor and the Joker stand at the pearly gates desperately wanting to enter Hell. Saint Peter says, "Sorry guys, I can't let you in without Master Donald. His work with climate change isn't finished yet." Buahaha! My best joke today! I was seriously nuked by the Soviet Tsar Bomba in 1961 (the biggest nuke ever). Please feel free to improve this incredibly funny joke it if you can.

One man believes he is the slayer, another believes he is the slain. Both are ignorant; there is neither slayer nor slain. You were never born; you will never die. You have never changed; you can never change. Unborn, eternal, immutable, immemorial, you do not die when the body dies. Realizing that which is indestructible, eternal, unborn, and unchanging, how can you slay or cause another to be slain? As a man abandons his worn-out clothes and acquires new ones, so when the body is worn out a new one is acquired by the Self, who lives within. The Self cannot be pierced with weapons or burned with fire; water cannot wet it, nor can the wind dry it. The Self cannot be pierced or burned, made wet or dry. It is everlasting and infinite, standing on the motionless foundation of eternity. The Self is unmanifested, beyond all thought, beyond all change. Knowing this, you should not grieve. – Bhagavat Gita

What happens if Ford decides not to use a stuntman

Or surviving a nuke in the fridge

You mean the lemon drink? I want that recipe Vodka or tequila?

But which one I have two. Please help

I fear I'm Suffering From serious Alzheimer's Disease. I am too dumb and I have alredy ONE serius warning from this forum This situation is horrible Should I eat rat poison?

What is the best booze around? Please suggest something not too expensive but good. I have tried these: 1) Russian standard vodka. Good but somewhat too expensive. Ian Fleming recommended vodka and he was an expert 2) Finlandia vodka. That's OK I once visited the factory. Russian standard vodka is slightly better though 3) Captain morgan's dark rum- as before. In fact very good but too expensive 4) Scotch– it's easy to find scotch that is slightly less expensive than 1) or 2) or 3) but it's always less good.

Steven Spielberg confirms the next Indiana Jones movie will start filming in the UK in April 2019 with Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role at the age of 76 or 77. Age is just a number... not. Goodbye Harrison Ford

One bottle of vodka a day? Should keep her well greased

This is my personal favourite of the quotes of his. "Humans need to find a new planet to live on within 100 years if it is to survive."

Nirvana is OK in this list, the rest is bullshit. Sabrina is 50 today!

Yes the kids have her and Philip's genes which are pretty decent BUT THEY ARE TOO CLOSE. I have noticed your genetic problem – UK is a tiny island isnt'it Get some black blood in the Royal Family (sorry about my English)

I'm afraid your Queen is too dumb to smoke. Her sister Princess Margaret was a heavy smoker for most of her adult life. Her acquaintance Gore Vidal, the noted American writer, wrote: "She was far too intelligent for her station in life.

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Kalervo Palsa's "Eläkeläinen Muistelee" ("Retiree Reminisces"), a black-and-white inked comic-book recounting a plethora of highly surreal necrophiliac homosexual sadistic tales. In the end of the story the narrator (a mass necrophile who poisoned his family with the "destroying angel" (Amanita virosa, the white mushroom) dies and then has hot gay group sex with St Peter and other apostles. After this successful test of character he is admitted to heaven. He is told that all women go to hell because they have no dicks, as do those men whose dicks are too small. The Finnish cult artist Palsa had the reputation of a drunken artist masturbating at home and painting furiously. He used an incredibly varied palette of techniques and materials even including housepaint.

They will get her catch as catch can.

Kim Wilde fears she will be abducted by aliens. She has seen a UFO whizzing back and forth above her home.