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1 in 10 Japanese now over 80 years old. It officially has the oldest population on the planet followed by Italy and Finland. Japan population: One in 10 people now aged 80 or older - BBC News

What drugs do you need to be on to dream up this as a fun thing to do? Australian man fined for taking pet snake surfing - BBC News

The Arthur remake was enough to have him shooty wooty.

Who set alight to all of Jacques' utility bills?

She had something. Never heard of her before the inevitable phone in and what she had on Radio5Live with Nikki clean in the next day or so.

Aerosmith shows cancelled but apparently only because Tyler's vocal chords are bolloxed. Aerosmith postpone six farewell tour shows due to Steven Tyler's vocal cord damage - BBC News

Charlie Newling, star of Bachelorette Australia 2018, dead after car plunged off a cliff. Reality TV star, 36, dies as car plunges off a cliff just two months after welcoming baby (msn.com)

This for TQR. This is the entry on Farrah Fawcett I was replying to. "Obviously off your tits on somethingetc etc

Obviously off your tits on something. Fair played. I was looking up entries for the Aga Khan. All puns intended.

G Marimuthu: Indian film industry mourns popular actor - BBC News

This is nothing. They should visit Kettering and Corby.

Who?

Sorry. no place for this headline apart from somewhere ironic and childiish. I presume the BBC page editor knew what they doing. How AI may be a powerful tool in treating male infertility - BBC News

One more for the list. Doomsday from Fiji to you, with love. South Korean cult Grace Road Church members arrested in Fiji - BBC News

For Stephen and his mate Zelensky. 5 Russian Novels That Will Help You Beat Your Depression | Books Are Our Superpower (baos.pub)

Something from the Mirror. 'I rang the chemo bell twice. I know now I won't be ringing it again' (msn.com)

Gilberto Hernandez, player for the Panama national team, shot dead on Saturday. Caught in local drug gang violence they think. 26 years of age. Gilberto Hernández: Panama national team footballer killed by gunmen - BBC News

Philip phinally phinishes phayed phamily

Why has this fucker got a thread? Did I miss something?

Cheap cider from Aldi as the local Morrisons seem to have run out it. A votre sante.

4 September

Sticking with Sandy Gall

Doctor clears Mitch McConnell after health scare - BBC News

On tour in USA at the moment. Will need the cash. Boy George's company goes into administration owing £12.5million (msn.com)

Patrick Murray having a day out at A&E. Only Fools and Horses star gives up after 10 hour A&E wait amid cancer treatment (msn.com)