Bentrovato

12. Or maybe it was a different number. Can I see that ashtray....

Just for the headline. California man 'kills fellow Covid patient with oxygen tank' - BBC News

A thread on who?

I do wish people would die in accordance to government policy. But while they do not, Friday 621

So what can gather from this, is that if the big yin can get in a queue somewhere with a bunch of lorry drivers, shit himself ad infinitum, blame it on the food and not his very rapid deterioration due to other reasons, he should be okay for a decade or two. Marvellos. Scratch him off the list.

Depends how regular the shitting is. It could be he is just out on the lash day in day out with a few kormas. Or his psycho wife has told him that shitting is a way to overcome his abuse as a child and this is his expression of that.

Really? How nicely quaint.

If this turns out to be even halfway realistic then we will never be told if she dies. They will just roll out TV reports with the deepfake version meeting the plebs. No point in putting her or her hubby on the deathlist. Deepfake queen to deliver Channel 4 Christmas message - BBC News

Apparently he thinks a lot about death according to this brief interview excerpt. Sir Billy Connolly doesn't think he's got long to live (msn.com)

(change of mind) Thursday 812

Speak for yourself. I look fucking gorgeous whatever time I roll out of bed.

Is there a thread for predicting the death of someone famous on Xmas Day itself? Just wondering, as a few years ago a neighbour in my village pegged it on Xmas Day and he is forever remembered at this time of year. Great way to go if you are a celeb seeking immortality.

Wednesday is the beast's day 666

Don't bother isolating during this wave. It will not work. Man is too stupid to make it work. We have just managed to infect Antarctica with Covid. Next stop the space station and then the moon presumably. Covid-19 has infected every continent on Earth as cases found in research base on Antarctica | Evening Standard

Good luck and all the best. I hope it all goes well.

Tuesday 625

Yet another bleedin' award. How much longer can this be milked? Captain Sir Tom Moore wins Helen Rollason Award at Sports Personality of the Year 2020 - BBC Sport

Monday 276

Sunday 531

Bernard v Bryant. Benrard all day.

492 weeks later, at the current rate, we will all be vaccinated. Good fucking luck. Let us not fantasize. The aussies have now got a USA strain etc etc. We are working too slow.

The same applies to heroin if you are careful.

I thought the commentators were going to have shock induced heart attacks after that display. Defibrillators on standby for Maxwell and Chappell and the rest. Ruined my early morning cricket for the weekend. So inconsiderate.

saturday 501

Smurfette was cute, but really......