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Nobel Peace Prize done and dusted. 'Israel and Bahrain agree to normalise relations' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-54124996

Just one more thing, where in the oven exactly was the deal?

It is not just wild animals and Greta Garbo that like to be left alone. "Amazon: Brazilian official killed by arrow near indigenous tribe". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-54109584

Beirut port fire: Enormous blaze breaks out weeks after huge explosion destroyed city https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/beirut-port-fire-enormous-blaze-breaks-out-weeks-after-huge-explosion-destroyed-city/ar-BB18TygN?ocid=spartandhp

Elton John used to take a lot of Mercury in the 70s and 80s and he is still doing well. (sorry, very old joke).

There may be life in the old dog yet. "JC Penney: Landlords plot rescue for department store" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-54095975

Haha. Sounds like the sort of threat modern parents use when their kids refuse to finish their dinner. 'If you don't eat all your vegetables, Facebook will ban you from updating your account'.

Surely the young will want to kill off their grandparents asap in order to get a bit of the inheritance and get a foot on the property ladder or whatever. Kill your grannies and grandads off before they start blowing it all on healthcare etc. Encourage them to go on world cruises instead.

French Prime Minister, Jean Castex, according to the BBC text commentary.

Christian Prudhomme, the Director of the Tour de France has tested positive for Covid. Four staff members from four separate teams have also tested positive. Riders all seem fine at the moment. https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tour-de-france-director-christian-prudhomme-positive-for-coronavirus/

'Ozzy Osbourne is done with Black Sabbath' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/ozzy-osbourne-is-done-with-black-sabbath/ar-BB18MGIG?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

Vinnie looks great. Gazza on the other hand looks like death waiting. Morgan just looks like the cunt he is. 'Gazza blames Piers Morgan for £140k burglary after thieves 'tipped off by picture' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/gazza-blames-piers-morgan-for-140k-burglary-after-thieves-tipped-off-by-picture/ar-BB18KB5i?ocid=spartan-dhp-feeds

The Sir George Robey. 1989. Wonderful. Happy Birthday big man.

Oddly good to hear.

Yes. If you do not believe the world is flat and that Princess Margaret is David Icke.

Yes. You are so right. Sorry. Cannot keep a straight face. Read what you sent out.

With much sympathy. But it does have the ring of Tom Lehrer. Yes, he loved his mother like no other His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother One thing on which you can depend is He sure knew who a boy's best friend is

Jesus we are filthy fuckers. Have flu, covid and now this for Xmas. 'Gonorrhoea cases in England hit record high' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-54011133

'Costa Coffee to axe 1,650 jobs as it struggles to recover after lockdown'. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/news/costa-coffee-to-axe-1650-jobs-as-it-struggles-to-recover-after-lockdown/ar-BB18Ft6v?ocid=spartanntp

Maybe one to look out for. 87 and retiring from the firm he founded. Bound to get an obit. 'Richard Rogers retires: Pompidou and Dome architect helped shape our cities'. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53998251

Well if these men insist on wearing women's perfume instead of men's aftershave then they only have themselves to blame.

Ouch. That has got to hurt.

On the bright side, at least he won't be assassinated in the near future . 'Ed Markey defeats Joseph Kennedy III in Massachusetts primary'. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53980982

Oh God. Yet another Ginga to infect the planet.