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8 days. So Friday the 13th.

Harry Belafonte from a fall caused by slipping on a banana skin.

'The road will kill you': why older musicians are cancelling tours. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/the-road-will-kill-you-why-older-musicians-are-cancelling-tours/ar-BB10Dyc1?ocid=spartanntp

Can someone just give him a new TV show on some obscure Sky channel so he can sod off and stop this lying crap being published every month. "Michael Barrymore explains pool death 'wall of silence'". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-51725500

So near yet so far. "Joanna Lumley reveals she was ambushed by bandits in Haiti". https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/joanna-lumley-reveals-she-was-ambushed-by-bandits-in-haiti/ar-BB10FS6V?ocid=spartanntp

Just had a look at my Facebook page and a bunch of ads have appeared overnight. They started with a nice helpful warning from the NHS. Then there was another NHS one with advice on how to prevent catching the virus. Then two from pharmacies advertising their wares and a bit on prevention. One from Listerine also about the virus. Then in case none of that works there was one from a Free Will Writing Service and another from a company explaining they can help to pay all your bills after you have died and thus not be a burden on your family. No hint of pessimism there then. Bring on the apocalypse.

Shannen Doherty Gives Update amid Cancer Battle: 'Taking Care of Myself and Embracing Every Day' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/shannen-doherty-gives-update-amid-cancer-battle-taking-care-of-myself-and-embracing-every-day/ar-BB10CCk0?ocid=spartanntp

A twist on death by selfie. She shot the kid in her care while trying to take one. The kid did survive. Ten-year-old in Houston, Texas accidentally shot by babysitter https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51663212

A kind of confirmation and brief interview: Britain’s Bob Weighton becomes oldest man in the world https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/britains-bob-weighton-becomes-oldest-man-in-the-world/ar-BB10qU1C?ocid=spartanntp

7 days. In the mid-afternoon.

Mr Mubarak's plumage don't enter into it.

No he is not. He is just resting. Tired out after a long squawk I should think.

Old taramasalata face for me. Phil the G.

Happy 93rd birthday Mr Poitier.

Ozzy Osbourne: My Parkinson's diagnosis isn't a death sentence https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/ozzy-osbourne-my-parkinsons-diagnosis-isnt-a-death-sentence/ar-BB10bcS2?ocid=spartanntp

Fine actor. He was good in many things over the years. More importantly, however, it is wonderful to see that the love of my life when I was a hell of a lot younger is alive and well. Might watch the first series of All Creatures Great and Small this weekend just to revive this love of mine for the gorgeous Carol Drinkwater.

Olivia Newton-John gives update on cancer battle - and it’s positive https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/olivia-newton-john-gives-update-on-cancer-battle-and-its-positive/ar-BBZYCUU?ocid=spartanntp

Hmmm. Suddenly I feel peckish.

Persephone = Homer describes her as the formidable, venerable, majestic queen of the underworld, who carries into effect the curses of men upon the souls of the dead. She becomes the queen of the underworld through her abduction by and subsequent marriage to Hades. You will obviously fit in well.

No falking idea.

Who is Peter Falk?

Don't knock Superdrug if you are looking at killing off old 'uns. They have some lovely succinylcholine substitutes on those shelves if you look carefully enough.

Another famous business finds itself totally shagged. Axminster Carpets: Carpet maker seeks rescue deal https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51391765