Bentrovato

Just get Cantona in and the World Cup is ours.

A lib-dem mince pie. The ingredients would be interesting to say the least. Stick to Aldi this Xmas.

Worldwide IT outage and the BBC reports that 'In the UK, bakery and coffee shop chain Gail's is reporting problems. A sign outside the window of its Swain's Lane shop in London says it is unable to take in-store payments. Users on social media have also reported being unable to make payments at other Gail's outlets.'

Sunday. 21 July. Around about lunchtime.

Le Pen, hopefully.

She does have nice tits for her age. Better than May and Thatcher. And she is well up for it given her past affair(s). Give her a safe seat or a Hustler centrefold.

Sir Geoffrey Boycott: Former England captain undergoes surgery on throat cancer - BBC Sport

Evan Wright, author of Generation Kill, commits suicide. Generation Kill author Evan Wright dies aged 59 (msn.com)

I had Shannen at position 9. So a 17 pointer for me I believe.

'Beloved' black bear rescued from Ukraine zoo dies in Scottish zoo (msn.com)

Ruth and Richard gone on the same day. My sex and fitness levels can now improve greatly.

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Alec Baldwin's Rust manslaughter case dismissed - BBC News

Another case. This time in Colorado. Human case of Black Death plague confirmed in the US (msn.com)

Article has a photo from his Tuesday court appearance. Looks awful. Harvey Weinstein facing new sex assault probe in New York - BBC News

His widow, Yulia Navalnaya, might need her own page soon. Accidentally falling off a balcony near you. Russian court orders arrest of Yulia Navalnaya - BBC News

Steve Wright died from a stomach ulcer rupture. Steve Wright: BBC DJ died from stomach ulcer rupture - BBC News

Second elephant in a week dies from deadly virus at Dublin Zoo (msn.com)

Apparently Lukashenko had a bit of a turn recently. 'Europe's last dictator' falls ill during meeting with Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping (msn.com)

Forget ‘Portillo moment’ – from now on it’s a Truss moment (msn.com)

Teresa May was thrown to the wolves by her own party.. She might have saved them from this humiliation. But the ego of the party went for BJ and his denial denial etc.

Given the size of her ego she will try to oust Forrage as head of Deformed within the year.

She has just realised that he will no longer contribute to the household budget. Those sandwiches do not pay for themselves.

Is there a "which MP dies before the next election" thread?

Sadly I had forgotten about Kennedy.