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Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?....

yes, the sooner Phil the Greek goes, the better...he's an embarrassment to ths country...... Why is it that the royals are descended from greeks or krauts ? Whats happened to pure-bred english stock ?.....

Is there an echo in here...?

Yep....you are gibbering...

Lets face it...anyone who works with dubya is liable to a heart attack anytime !!..

I hear his headgear is to be auctioned on ebay....as a tablecloth....your bids please....

To get back to the point of issue...the sooner arafat is dead, the better will be the chance of peace in the middle east...he has been a stumbling block for god knows how many years now...good riddance to him..

Yes Teddy, not bad that one, but I was trying to think of summat more elaborate....but thanks though..

A great shame is this, he was a great player and will be sadly missed....plus I can't think of any related puns to go with his demise..

Yep, he's popped his clogs aged 85...according to teletext..

just read that he died of Colon Cancer..

hope not...he was crap in a crap series...

nah...JR got him...

Whats the difference between Abu Hamza and a trampoline ?........You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.....

It couldn't have happened to a nicer human being !!!..

Just been announced on BBC News 24 that Princess Alice died yesterday according to Buck Palace..

....I'll get me coat...

...or even ' Roll over Beethoven '....

Yeah, great pity, quite liked him...could his last song played on radio be ' Spirit in the sky ' ?....

Being a red, when the end is nigh, he'll probably get an extra 10 minutes !...

Nice to find someone with taste in decent music...

Lou, just FYI...read the 1st article posted...thnx..

Janet Leigh has died aged 77, according to bbc teletext...no mention of what she died of though..

Correction....on ITV Teletext..

In a 120 yrs from now ?......mature compost !