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    Pink Floyd

    Yes, the drug induced founder member of Pink Floyd ( my fave band ) is 59 today, but how much longer will he last ? He never gives interviews, so we don't know too much about his present state of health.....does anybody have any info about him ?.....
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    ...Whilst watching daytime TV ( sad, but true ) how old this talentless codger is...Does anybody know ?...Must be in his 80's surely ! If so, let's keep an eye on this one..
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    Ludovic Kennedy

    Yep, he's 85 today, but will he make 86 ?...only time will tell...I hope he does cos I quite like him as a broadcaster and author..
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    PD James

    mmm...84 today and an excellent writer to boot...Probably in the best of health, but you never know...Could be a good one for 2005.....What does everyone else think...?
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    Blake Edwards

    Yep, it's birthday salutations to Blake Edwards, 82 today...Lets hope it's his last...a good one for 2005 ?....Don't know much about his health though..
  6. I started a topic on Live 8 earlier today, expecting some intelligent and sincere replies...but the topic seems to have vanished into oblivion...WTF...
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    The Tenth Death Of '09

    I went for Kirk Douglas, he's had a few strokes now and he's getting on, could be a safe bet... Is there a prize ??
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    Keith Floyd

    Oh Bugger....I had him down for next year as well, was gonna have him in the DDP stakes..
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    Michael Jackson

    Farrah Fawcett and Jacko both dying on the same day !!! Wow, one played with Majors and the other played with Minors.........
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    Michael Jackson

    Could this set a record for most users on line ?...
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    The Next Piper At The Gates Of Heaven

    well, beefheart gets my vote..
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    Pope Benedict XVI

    Does anyone know if any pope in history has ever been assasinated ? Just my curiosity lol....
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    Where Will The Next School Massacre Be?

    Ok, so it aint a school, but wow am I psychic or summat.....maybe not lol http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8028317.stm PS...is Denmark dutch ???
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    Bird Flu

    Coffins in the USA Worrying US Show "phone-in" (uploaded a week before Swine Flu was reported The government will love this swine flu thing, as it will take everybody's mind of this recession. It will give them the chance to 'bury' a few other of their failings...
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    Formula 1 & Other Motor Racing

    Well if Lewis & McLaren didn't tell fibs & cheated, then they wouldn't have lost points. Bizarre. All they had to do was tell the truth, and at worst they would've lost 1 point - and if Brawn & Toyota are proved illegal (which I doubt), then they would've won. Now they've got nothing & look like cheats. To top this, they've sacked their team manager & Lewis has been grovelling today big style. Very, very strange behaviour. This is all I've got to say about it - I haven't got time for all the side issues above. Besides, is all this the correct thread? Surely, we should have an F1 extra-curricular thread for the discussion, a la football & leave the rest of the thread for illness & death related info (as per the football thread & the Final Whistle or whatever the death football one is) .... Is this possible? Yeh, keep it to a different thread...
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    Barack Obama

    They had a thing on his car in one of the papers at the weekend. It's basically a tank made to look like a limousine. I doubt very much that Obama is going to be driven around London with the top down, on account of the weather and all. There wasn't an option to vote for 96 months, so I went for 48. He has to leave this tank at some point or other, or will they hold this meeting inside the tank ? Knowing the yanks it will be a pretty big tank of sorts.... Oh well, wishful thinking, will find another 'Get rich quick scheme'...LOL
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    Barack Obama

    I hear he's visitin London for this G20 s**te. It might be worth a visit down south, armed with a camcorder, cos if i'm in the right place at the right time I could get his assassination on film, like that geezer did with the Kennedy shooting and make an absolute shed load of dosh by selling it to the highest bidder....
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    40. Josef Fritzl

    Fritl's kids were in a dilemma last weekend, they didn't know what to buy their sister for mothers day ! I shall get my coat....
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    Elmer Bernstein

    Elmer Bernstein has died aged 82 after failing health for some time. He scored movie classics such as The Magnificent Seven & The Great Escape...Think he was 82...( or 92 )...Not sure..
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    The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thread

    How about Anthony Zerbe - Actor D.O.B. 20th May 1936... I think he's still alive and kicking.....I remember him in a film called The Omega Man along with Charlton Heston in the main role...
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    Jane Goodie

    FOR SALE... One blond wig, unwanted mothers day present, never been used.... Apply to Jack/Jackie in Essex..
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    Where Will The Next School Massacre Be?

    Just read on ITV teletext that 2 people are arrested, for plotting to blow up a school and or shopping centre in Tameside, Gtr Manchester, on anniversary of Columbine massacre... Anyone who picked the UK came very close I think... Good job they caught them though...
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    Jane Goodie

    Congrats to Vinegar Tits... I am gutted at losing, never won owt in my life lol...an I felt really positive for the 18th...I blame Max...
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    The Jane Goodie Sweepstake

    I think I'll just have to accept that the selfish bitch is just going to go on living for another day or two. It is obviously a conspiracy against me. I just hope she lasts until the 18th March !!
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    Where Will The Next School Massacre Be?

    DENMARK.....Always a quiet place, needs summat like a massacre to get em in the news LOL...

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