Madame Defarge

ouch, nice, I am 'daemon and a fascist' according to our friend, you haven't a clue mate. I sleep well at night, within reason, but I am damn sure if you piss me off I will tell you. You can take the girl out of Glasgow but never try and take Glasgow out of the girl. You have ruined the forum with your inane posts and a line has to be drawn. Good riddance, NotaGuest! EDIT: I noticed that someone added some new smileys lately, like the ones of the bloke scratching his head and the smoker. May I humbly suggest we find and add one of a bloke popping open a champagne bottle for occasions like this (and when Maggie T/Zsa Zsa/etc finally go?) HAHAHA the curse of notaguest has been put on this forum.Noone else will die from the list this year.A long period of drought is ahead.You will be begging for his return before l ong just wait and see! 5 hits is your total for 2011 .What a humiliation! Thatcher and Gabor will live for y ears and years haha Goodness me, just how will we cope? <-----This smiley might help us cope through these dark days. Or do you think Noone will use it??

Are you sure it's passive febreeze fumes you're breathing in? Maybe your neighbour has a bowlfull of pears and went on a holiday forgetting all about them. Hehe, it does smell that way, but it ain't pears. I'm not allergic to pears, but I am sensitive to certain accessories of modern post-industrial revolution life, like Febreeze, Tide, certain perfumes, hairspray, bug spray, scented candles, etc. The usual stuff (pollen, dust, mold, cat and dog fur, etc.) doesn't seem to bother me at all.

Anyone know how to neutralize the smell of Febreeze? You know, that air freshener that smells like rotting pears? Oh, and this is second hand Febreeze fumes, because I don't use it. It's either coming from the vents in the apartment building or the hall. Lots of fresh air - courtesy of hurricane Irene- worked great but now it's ba---ack.

I chose this one for you because I think it suits your circumstances. Sexay is highly subjective, anyway.

He's gotten a bit skinnier which makes his features even more chiseled and glacial-looking, but he doesn't really look that sick. Maybe immortality was.

Last of the whine?

Could you please post a warning next time before showing such a disturbing image, Captain?

What does this have to do with dying celebrities? some people might have died you never know Why not wait until you hear someone famous has died? No one has died. Some buildings were evacuated so that they could be checked for damages and cell phone reception is spotty due to the large amount of people making calls, but that's about it. (Mayor Bloomberg has been suffering from terminal foot in mouth disease for most of his 3rd term, but there's no reason to believe that the earthquake or tremor or whatever it was will in any way contribute to his demise.) . Sorry :lol:

No one has died. What does this have to do with dying celebrities? some people might have died you never know Why not wait until you hear someone famous has died? No one has died. Some buildings were evacuated so that they could be checked for damages and cell phone reception is spotty due to the large amount of people making calls, but that's about it. (Mayor Bloomberg has been suffering from terminal foot in mouth disease for most of his 3rd term, but there's no reason to believe that the earthquake or tremor or whatever it was will in any way contribute to his demise.)

Patrick McGoohan.

Thank you for sharing these. I enjoyed looking at them, and IMO you are very talented and know how to capture the personality of your subjects. I like this too. Very nice.

Kubrick? Probably way too obvious... In a way even warmer, but still not right. Leonard Rossiter? Not bad. Not bad at all. But still wrong. J.R.R. Tolkien?

Nevermind.

David, this has gone on long enough. Now, tell us who you really are, and what really happened. I think it went down something like this: One Day in the Emergency Room....... "Dave": AAAAGGGGHRRRGGG, my FOOOT......AAAAH! Help! A Nurse: What happened here? "Dave": I- I- shot myself in the foot. Ow!!! Don't touch it! A Doctor: We have to touch it in order to examine it. Now, why did you shoot yourself in the foot? "Dave" : It was an accident. I was aiming for the goose...! A Nurse: You were aiming for a goose? Why? "Dave": I mean...uh...the GRASS, yes, I was aiming for the grass! A Doctor: You look familiar. I know I've seen those squinty eyes , thin lips and sagging jowls somewhere before. A Nurse : It's against the law to shoot a goose in the park. You were in the park, right? "Dave" : Yes, yes , but the damn thing rushed at my crotch. I thought he was going to bite off my co...." A Nurse: Bite off your what did you say? "Dave" : Errr....my COUSIN! I thought he was going to bite my little cousin!!!! A Doctor: OK, Nurse, patch this guy up and send him down to Psychiatric, stat. In the meantime, I'll call the American Embassy and tell them that we have Dick Cheney in custody.

A police officer has already been sentenced to death for shooting at protesters even though he insists he only meant to disperse the crowd...so it's pretty certain that Mubarak will meet the same fate. I picked him for both illness and the ( I thought ) possiblity of assassination, but admittedly I'm biased because he's on my team. How about some input from from a knowledgeable yet objective source, maybe even a North Egyptian. Anubis?

One can only hope so! Oh and please ignore Windsor's unnecessary comments. That's what I do! Point of order. She mentioned my name in her very first post - before I even knew she had returned. (see above) Secondly, she returned with a signature making reference to the fact that I called her a "Leftie" two years ago. The point I am trying to make is that she brought this most recent mess on herself. QFT. Drat, still not the 88th page and I have to go back to work.

I knew you'd see sense in the end... You're on ignore, remember? Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time. With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'? Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? I think you're being a bit too hard on Windsor here. The differences between "massive c---" and "right wing libertarian"are often so subtle that anyone can easily mistake one for the other. I don't even know what a cunt libertarian is. Is it someone that works in a library? I'm not sure. I'm still trying to figure out what's so horrible about being a 'leftie'. Leonardo da Vinci was left handed and so was Kurt Cobain. I myself was ambidextrous until I was cured of it in the first grade!

I knew you'd see sense in the end... You're on ignore, remember? Please stop stoking the fire Lard, I am ignoring him because I want to stop him from bullying me, and thanks to you quoting him I have to read all his insults! He's already referred to my "massive cunt", I'd rather not read what else he's revealing about me. He's evidently a child who knows cock all about cock all anyway, and I have other things to do with my time. With respect, you've just apologised to him so how is that me 'stoking the fire'? Whilst I absolutely respect your right to put someone on 'ignore', why should everyone else stop quoting or responding to someone else just because they've tweaked your nipples a bit too hard? I think you're being a bit too hard on Windsor here. The differences between "massive c---" and "right wing libertarian"are often so subtle that anyone can easily mistake one for the other.

On a similar note, President Obama's not releasing OBL's death pictures because

Half this board is wishing death on people that the writer disagrees with people politically. I think there will be great joy expressed by some people when Thatcher, Carter, Blair, W, Clinton dies. I think we can let people celebrate the death of Osama. If we don't understand then who will? Maybe they all had him as the WC? Which half? Will they negotiate? I have chocolate chip cookies Seriously, I agree with you. Celebration over the death of a baddie is always more acceptable to like minded people who have suffered together because of an Osama or a Thatcher. There are also Americans who do not view OBL as a villain, as there are, no doubt, people in Britain who do not feel that way about Margaret Thatcher. @ NAP: Personally, yes, I'm glad he's dead. I'll be glad when Thatcher goes too. That doesn't mean that at the same time I don't feel sorrow about the death of another human being because I do; it's an ambiguity that I have to live with.

You might have to bear the wrath of Windsor, or anyone else who has her on their Hartlepool team. Other than that, I think you're safe.

They had to scoop up the mess and put it(?)him into another coffin.