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Aye well, it gave it more edgy appeal than Blue Peter. No smouldering between that overgrown boy scout Noakes, the blatant lezzer Singleton and the block of wood calling itself Peter Purvis. I'm telling ya, if they hadn't shown me 1001 uses of a bog roll tube and sticky backed plastic I'd have turned them off.

Glad to hear it. I wanted a tv delivered a while back, it came and two helpful blokes helped me set it up. A noble profession and one providing cheer to many. Or are you delivering tv's as in men wearing dresses?

Found this scuttling down to the bottom of the heap. With the current DL 50 still alive is it worth giving it a go?

Wow, my opinion really counted for something. My single vote has put Lou Rawles joint first with 33% of the vote.

Point taken Deadornot but your work isn't - like - sexual is it? Jabbas can hold down a job easier than they can work their way through the Karma Sutra. Apologies if my posts bring back yer dinners all over the keyboard. I'm not so much obsesses as afflicted with a kind of penetrating curiousity that looks at the oddest bits of life and wonders why. You know, like why do so many saddos appear to think Richard O' Sullivan talented? It bothers me and I like to work away to find answers.

Carol Yager and Michael Hebranko - at least - are/were parents. I know I heard another massive bloke - since deceased - saying on a programme: 'There ain't no such thing as too fat to F**k' but, honestly, how easy can it be in that state? Does anyone with more knowledge than me have any insight into this. Like, for instance, does there come a point when a mega-morbidly obese person needs a threesome - as in one person helping the other two into position - before they can go the whole way? As someone else pointed out on this thread, there's a curious androgeny about the pictures. You'd almost have to douse yourself in flour and look for the wet spot before you started having sex. So, how do they do it? Just askin' like.

Vinegar Tits: Didn't the corkscrew-haired sex machine that was Magpie's Mick Roberston do anything for you? Gave many a young lassie her first proper wide on as I recall.

Just the outcome I've been hoping for. Nice when you get a ringer on the team, like Lou Rawles this year.

Sorry!!! Wasn't gettin' snippy tho' just a bit of banter. Sorry if you take me sarcy irony as gospel. That's the problem with words on a screen, often missing the snide grin that goes with 'em. Imagine my smokin' bad-attitude fox avatar saying these things.

Vinger Tits: You've got a command of English and a striking avatar to suggest you're accomplished at this posting game - both items are scarce amongst the Richard O' Sullivan fan base who dropped in to rant here. I'm assuming you're in for the long haul. Tell me honestly, is it the feel good charm of Dickie O's old shows you like or do you genuinely rate the man as an accomplished thesp?

So does towing the line with regard to half the health legislation brought in by governements over the last few decades so on that basis you could sack most of the well-established doctors in the NHS.

I'm not but every time I try to start my web site about blind quadraplegic dwarves having sex with farmyard animals the police knock on my door and take the computer away. The DL - on the other hand - I can get away with.

His health is so fragile that we could get a win/win situation if he's freed. The do-gooders would celebrate and the media would hound him to death in days.

Nah, stealing one I heard on the radio, who probably stole it from somewhere else.

Eh, you mean might be an idea for the future or might cause a furore? Either way, I think you're right.

We've ruled out WW1 survivors and Titanic survivors on the grounds that that's all they are. Fate and good genes is all they offer. The munchkin's are a more troublesome problem, fate, good genes (after a fashion) and a smattering of talent. I'm tellin' ya, you need nerves of steel and the judgement of a demi-god to be a moderator. Me, I'd say 'yes' on the spot.

F**k's sake! Start one, then we could have cultural exchange visits because the posters on the pop star thread could drop in to the gardening one and discuss that much over-looked thrash outfit: Lawnmother Deth.

It'll probably answer a few of them....what ever happened to? questions as well.

Class Teddy! Thanks for the reminder of that top film moment.

That's got me thinking, what do they do when a Death Rowster is too much of a lardarse to fit the instruments of departure? Surely someone in the highly qualified and erudite DL cohort - excluding of course the drive by ranter fans of Dickie O' Sullivan - will know.

I'm tellin' ya Harvester, there's more comedy, depth and pathos in your post than an entire season of Man About the House.

Aye, once them mighty rolls get in the way of their bits you can't tell how they started out.

So everyday you were out on strike your bosses were inside just......... Waiting for Godot. Arf

Is he - like - giving you his new stuff from 'the other side'?

Dealing with a couple of posts further up the thread Gay pubs in Maryport!!!! Not that old chestnut again, there's one in Workington, ten minutes down the road. The last bus left in 1987! Norman St John.......no he f*****g doesn't. We've not long had our first gay pub, being an 'out' conservative is still a few years away. But it's great up here.