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I'm on it, Speilberg's people told me to 'stop being so damn sick.' I told them it was more tasteful than dragging up the 1972 Munich massacre.

The Jokes thread tackles all sorts. Seems to have been a popular addition, oh yeah and the Christmas thread. In fact, I'm about to start another none death thread about new year. Probably up for being banned then.

Imagine a threesome with yourself, her and Peggy Mount!!!!!

A Robin's Nest repeat might have prompted a few old fans on-line to search their man, leading to them finding this site and dropping in for a drive-by rant. Strange it didn't happen. Maybe nobody watched the repeat.

Either way, the man who wrote 'I've got a bike you can ride it if you like,' is still fit enough to get around. He's not a contender in the immediate future.

Teddy speaks for me too. Maybe if Raynor and Dickie O appeared together in a genuine snuff movie.....

Indeed, it ain't over 'til it's over.

A man gets into the back of a taxi, and gives the driver his destination. After a while, the man thinks they are going the wrong way, so he leans forward and taps the driver on the shoulder. The driver screams, swerves the car and they end up in a ditch. 'What the hell is going on,' shouts the man. 'Sorry mate,' says the driver, 'this is my first day on the taxis, I've been driving a hearse for the last 20 years.'

I know you shouldn't laugh but...........the theives were passing them off as healthy tissue. The guy was 95 and by the time he died the cancer in his lungs had spread to these very bones. Presumably some wealthy New Yorker is also in court this week claiming compensation against the same company because his new teeth fell out.

Or a pervy in need of a break?

Oh aye, and here's one I heard recently. I'm warning you now it's f*****g offensive so if you're easily annoyed................don't f*****g read it. Q - What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy? A - Are you going to eat ALL those sweets?

And all the married lezzers get a licker licence!

No, frankly, it would be S**t. Unless you mean an annual event for 'bi-sexuals.'

Ah, naked abuse....last refuge of the argumentatively feckless. If only you Dickie O lovers could muster one intelligent member we might be able to have a debate.

Good point about the Olsen's, anyone on the Hollywood walk of fame has to be fair game for the DL. Their lollipop faces suggest an eating regime that may already be wreaking hell on their livers, kidneys and heart muscles. Their childhood fame suggests adult depression and long-term attachment problems leading possibly to addictions, self-destruction, self harm and suicide. Well - anyway - we can hope. DL 2006, only if they decide to push the self-destruct button, long lives on the other hand....

Blacks were a bit thin on the ground too! Maybe an investigative program should run RR to ground and ask if he was a closet fascist all along.

In a totally uncalled for attempt to keep this thread bobbing around the top end can I just take this opportunity to wish the drive by ranters who visit our Dickie O debate a very merry Christmas. I'm sure the original Dickie O autographs at a tenner a pop and old Dick Turpin annuals staring at 50p on e-bay will keep your festive shopping bills down and collective good humour up.

An educated guess would be: She meets people, including some she's worked alongside for years, donates money here and there and gets invited to events where she's helped in and out of the limo and waited on hand and foot whilst she's there. Probably eats well, gets the best medical attention and hangs in there. Lengthy bouts of sexual activity with her astride a hot horny hunk bleeding him dry and making him beg for mercy are - I think - unlikely.

He's MARVIN isn't he, not Michael.

Because - about a couple of hundred posts back on this thread - one of the mods pointed it out.

Derek Batey still seems pretty active. We should probably leave him out for the time being.

They didn't, but many of the drive by rants - certainly those a few weeks back - were almost certainly the same person. Check this thread and it's obvious many of us here share a view of ROS as a somewhat over-rated has-been. Most of the DL big-hitters have had their say on this thread.

Yep. Are you doubting the veracity of the mods? The closing words from her Wikipedia entry:

Bit puzzled by the drive by ranters here, we're not even on the front page of Internet search when I type in Rick Parfitt + Cancer. Do we harbour Quosters in our number? Incidentally, they're not desperately uncool, John Peel's box of treasured 7 inch singles included a copy of Down Down.

Surely, RR is younger than Batey, what's the state of play with Mr Mr and Mrs? As for Coleman he was a fearsome athlete in his day and a regular runner well into late middle age. My guess is his cardio-vascular system is well put-together so he might go on into very old age.