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Aye, we've discussed yer man Van Hoogstraten elsewhere. Someone pointed out that his sex life revolves around young lasses from Zimbabwe, suggesting that he'll end up hiring one riddled with AIDS and the results would be a fitting fate for him.

Jon Barron b 1920, looked very frail when interviewed as part of the Comedy Connections programme on Reginald Perrin last night. His IMDB page indicates he hasn't 'worked' on screen in a decade.

Handy, yer usual clarity of expression has deserted you, what are you on about? Do you mean it winds you up when they leave and then still play the local card once in a while?

Apart from Sigourney Weaver's mum, is the woman who gave birth to Clint Eastwood still around, he's in his early seventies. He thanked her for the 'good genes' he'd inherited giving his oscar speech for Million Dollar Baby.

Cheer up, if Ali glanced at the same page he'd be doing well to realise it was about him!

Get married and die unexpectedly on the same day. Works wonders for the collection takings in your local church.

Just cos it's on the Internet doesn't make it true. I mean, you can still find Iain's predictions of certain death on this site. As of today, you can also find those certain to die walking around. One thing not online in spades is the cracking George is dead story that did the rounds on the back of a couple of lacklustre mid-seventies records by the lead guitarist in the seventies. That's probably the best Beatle rumour of all cos it almost had the ring of truth for a while back then.

World famous Australians have a habit of jumping ship passport wise, from Rupert Murdoch to Rolf Harris they're - legally speaking - no longer Aussies. Does Kylie still have an Australian passport?

Aye, his chubby little frame and swagger suggest he's set on property development for life now, rich beyond the reach of real life worries. I wonder if he's that arrogant as a landlord?

Alphonsin, if you use the search at the top it's a bit hit and miss. The search on My Assistant seems to do the job mind.

Aye, it's a new web page but the foods, and most of the words on there, have been around for a while. Note the comments above. This is about securing his legacy and a steady income stream for his fourth wife and the hefty brood of kids produced by the man his trainer once called 'a pelvic missionary.'

It's a sick game in that we do - sort of - compete with other sites out there also trying to pick dead uns, and we openly encourage our members into Dead Pool membership. Or summat.

The above from the Wiki page on Davy Graham who'll be a mere 66 in November. Heard him play a session and talk on 6 Music's Freak Zone last weekend. He sounds like a well weathered drink n drug case, though he's still playing quite well. Might have stacked up some vital organ damage that'll take him sooner than he expects.

If any of them rants asking us is it a sick game or a bit of fun....what do we think? I reckon it's both and I'd have it no other way.

This will hurt his bank balance. At long last the USA bans the wall to wall use of his songs before NFL games.

He lives. He's from South Africa, he's called Sven and his pissed off at the grief he's been getting. Check it out. For our American viewers spared the true awfulness of the ad there's even a link to a video of it.

We'll have to wait and see. Hofmann is 103 (i.e. he's lived beyond 102) on January 11th 2009.

Aye, he presented himself well this morning on radio, arguing - more or less - that his experience in brokering peace in Ireland would help in the fermenting mess around the Israeli border. The whole mission isn't approved by the UK government so I wonder how good his security is. Could be a first, he'll get kidnapped and our government will pay them a stack to hang onto him.

That's BHB, your attention to detail has greatly improved my morning. I'd missed that little gem. No wonder his team mates were crying their eyes out; 'I'll bet the chorus of 'You're sh*t and you know you are,' coming from the stands was deafening.

DL is sophisticated entertainment compared to most of what The Comedians offered. You could get videos a while back. Those mother in law jokes in particular have dated beyond repair.

A supposed tribute video to a dead Hungarian Footballer, this is probably the level of taste and decency we can expect when Irwin's footage appears online. Nice how they tastefully work in the scenes of him collapsing after the superb portraits and action shots.

Aye, apologies. I'd read the Wiki page wrongly, assuming their place at the bottom reflected their final position. I see the error of my ways now, they were second, five points behind the Dutch. You're obviously up on this VT, could you give us a quick run down of the good points of that musical gem that is 'Sing Little Birdie.'

A video shows our man removing the barb from his chest moments before losing consciousness. Because it's part of an investigation into a death the video is now in the hands of local authorities, meaning, just maybe, that some lowly paid minions will have to look after it until the inquest. Wonder if they give into temptation and take a few dollars to make a copy that goes online.

Ah Godot, I've been waiting for you.....to ask that question. Doncaster Rovers, definitely

Aye OSP but that'll never do on its own, maybe if they file in to: 'This Ole Heart of Mine.'