Lord Fellatio Nelson

Im not. The only time I bothered to watch a Capaldi episode Michelle Gomez was in it and completely out acted him. She should be the next Dr Who.

Ive got Lansoprazole which, according to the Doc, COULD give me the shits.As I told her, Im in a no win situation then! I'm surprised you're not already shitting yourself at your age. You bastard. I have corks.

Ive got Lansoprazole which, according to the Doc, COULD give me the shits. As I told her, Im in a no win situation then!

Could be worse ... Seriously, hope it all turns out well. I too am a doctor avoider as far as possible. Ive not had anything shoved down my throat before Toastie Its probably trapped wind, I need to be winded by a buxom mature woman or summat You must be in the minority on here Oh,how true!!!

Could be worse ... Seriously, hope it all turns out well. I too am a doctor avoider as far as possible. Ive not had anything shoved down my throat before Toastie Its probably trapped wind, I need to be winded by a buxom mature woman or summat

I took a trip to my GP this morning, now on a course of tablets ( not for syphilis Lardy) and have to go back next week for an ECG and blood test. Having an aversion to going to see a Doctor, Im amazed at the way it all works, its all clearly geared up for people with season tickets to their seat outside room X. So, Ive either got something wrong with my stomach, over producing acids or something or ive got a problem with my heart. That seems to be where its going although should the ECG and blood test come out ok its going to be a trip to the Hospital to have a fuggin camera ( probably still on its tripod as its Norfolk ) shoved down my throat for a better look. Considering Ive done over 25 years working out in all weathers, doing a physical job its a bit of a bastard to know that you will still get issues that those who sit on their arses all day smoking weed and playing Grand Theft Auto do not. I never had this shit when I smoked.

We don't need anymore. The things that go wrong, generally, have to be seen to by an admin anyway. Very few people would get a unanimous vote of approval nowdays, unless it was Handy and she wouldn't want the gig, would she.

Im not, infact Ive decided that we are all going to hell in a hand cart so its utterly fucking futile chewing your fingers down to the knuckles or building a 2016 Anderson shelter at the bottom of the garden just incase. Im fucked if im going to worry anymore than my parents did when Kennedy gave Khrushchev the ultimatum. Life is what it is, a bit fucking shit.

Who could have predicted that? No one. That's why it's a FUCKING COINCIDENCE FOOL. I was going to ignore this,but...... 1. I never said it could be predicted by anyone. 2. All I said was that it was that it was weird. i.e. coincidental 3. Now why don't you just waddle back to your nest or whatever Penguins have,you FUCKING BIRDBRAIN. Specieist! You nearly said specielist there.No I didn't. Just noticed its still THE BIG GARDEN BIRDWATCH, till midnight tomorrow. You might want to put in an appearance...... Second thoughts, don't want to be swamped by Bill Oddie types. If there are any tits on view, Im in.

I was walking to a store one day a few years back and looked up at the trees and in one there was a cat who had hung himself by his collar in the branches. When I got back home I called animal control to come and fish him out of the tree. It didn't look like he had been there that long. Only a few hours at most. You could have at least tried to get it down, you know, throw some bricks at it? Would you roast it or do a curry? Id curry the cat and roast the swan. That actually sounds like puppet names for a wank Cbeebies TV programme.

I've seen interviews where friends of the couple (mainly women) remark how handsome Philip was back in the day. I'm not seeing it. That pic, Prince William looks the spit of him.

I was walking to a store one day a few years back and looked up at the trees and in one there was a cat who had hung himself by his collar in the branches. When I got back home I called animal control to come and fish him out of the tree. It didn't look like he had been there that long. Only a few hours at most. You could have at least tried to get it down, you know, throw some bricks at it?

I read it and and I learned bugger all about you, infact, Im pretty sure you must work for MI5 or something or was Secret Squirrel. Toastie, you are still deep, deep, deep undercover.

You wrong'un!!!

About Drol Sr. having an emphysema. Is he obitable? Don't go down the Morbidprick route. Leave families out of it.

The Kitchen will be the cheapest, the money the second and the Alfa the most expensive so, theoretically, they will go for the kitchen wanabee.

I wonder how many back street abortions take place in the Irish Republ.....................oh, wait a minute, they have them done over here!!

If you are asking yourselves, I'm not George W. Bush. I am not.

Ok, Im thick and fucking old.That's gone over my head. Me too. I did once buy a CD of theirs in a charity shop. They were headlining a festival that takes place near me, and I might have gone if their music had been to my taste. It wasn't so I didn't. They were a support act for Robbie Williams a few years back, and were really good. Made me shake my not inconsiderable booty. And I'm guessing LFN has no idea what we are on about as he is currently in shock. Am I getting on your Wyc? .....that's gone right over my head too. Just like all them goals! Ah fuck me, just saw you pipped it in the fucking NINETY SEVENTH minute! We are no pushovers anymore!

Ok, Im thick and fucking old.That's gone over my head. Me too. I did once buy a CD of theirs in a charity shop. They were headlining a festival that takes place near me, and I might have gone if their music had been to my taste. It wasn't so I didn't. They were a support act for Robbie Williams a few years back, and were really good. Made me shake my not inconsiderable booty. And I'm guessing LFN has no idea what we are on about as he is currently in shock. Am I getting on your Wyc? .....that's gone right over my head too.

Rockhopper and Deathray are determined to fill this thread with inaneness every day until she dies. Going to be a long, long thread... Fuck that. Mods. Sanction them!​You've done more to me for doing less...Paul Bearer's on the warpath at the moment so you may even get your way. I would have thought surely your patriotic royalist heart would like the fact that Deathray is posting a daily pic of Her Maj, though, Winnie? *sigh* It's not like the old days. I'm deffo losing my touch at winding people up :-( . Maybe I should get a new mod aboard? No more mods!

Ok, Im thick and fucking old. That's gone over my head.

She is a lot smarter than people think she is. He hated NATO now loves it, wanted to bring back water boarding but maybe not.... He wants to end sanctions with Russia but now its too early to talk about it. She wants a trade deal and he needs a 'friend' from somewhere. She will be the conduit between him and the EU, maybe every fucking where. You keep your friends close and your enemies closer, apparently.

No doubting his cunt credentials but he makes some valid points. He's certainly railing against the orthodoxy. It's just a matter of how long before he is the orthodoxy. If he is lucky he will go a full first term. The next President will spend their first term undoing everything that Trump did. Im kinda looking forwards to seeing BMW crushed under the 'possible' tariffs imposed by the US and the UK. All those prospective owners are going to have to shift more drugs than ever to afford one. Ooh What a naughty and cynical thing to say!!! ..............but true.

'Life is the name of the game, and I wanna play that game with you'. Not round here it isn't. On here its survival that's the name of the game.