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  1. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    Room 101

    There can be little worse than having your day off and using it to wait in for a delivery. Ive got a car to weld and a ceiling to paint, I cannot really do either until this FUCKING DELIVERY IS MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It fucks me off no end. The delivery will probably arrive at 6PM..............
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    I have him in my 2017 list. Joe was so abusive to his kids and former wife. Hope the Grim Reaper takes him sooner and not later. Hopefully he is being kept away from all his grandkids. He screwed up his kids. Unforgivable. ......as opposed to his late son screwing kids. Allegedly.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Observation: Im acutely aware that the US has elected a probable moron/Russian spy into the Whitehouse. However, if it wasn't for the gut wrenching sycophancy, fawning and arse licking of the First Lady and the out going Prezzz, nobody outside of the USA would know that the man getting the removal van in is THE greatest President, Politician, philanthropist, and all round genius the US has ever had and will ever hope to have. Ta.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Did that shit Yewtree thread get pulled?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I suppose its ok to wear a f*****g baseball cap if you are driving a Dodge Ram through Texas, Colorado or summat but wearing one to tool about the villages of West Norfolk in a tatty Nissan Micra just makes you look like a complete fuck knuckle.
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    Kelly Monteith. He was one of the many US comedians who were given a shot by Des O'Connor (IIRC) on his chat show. He got a few series out of BBC2, even had Victor Spinetti as his stooge for a few shows then....................bugger all.
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    Being interviewed in the Times as of December. http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/my-hols-richard-coles-pg2nptmx3 I follow him on Twitter, I find him most amusing and very interesting sometimes. A cultured kebab muncher, aren't you!!
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    The B B C

    Yeah but you did have Shortland Street.........................
  9. Well, I would guess the KKK would be getting ringside seats.
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    Operation Yewtree(Including Alleged) Death Predictor

    The title says alleged. Read. What part of being found not guilty by a jury do you not understand you bell end. They are no longer 'alleged' thus rendering your piss poor thread a bit null and void. thanks for voting though. The title says alleged. Read. That's what you said. I couldn't give a shit whether they are, were or once, you are a massive cunt for lobbing innocent people into a thread with proven paedos because you think its good sport. A doubly massive cunt then. You on a website trying to predict when people will die.......just saying, you're hardly Norfolk's Mother Theresa. Big difference between death and paedophilia, unless we are talking Savile.
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    Operation Yewtree(Including Alleged) Death Predictor

    The title says alleged. Read. What part of being found not guilty by a jury do you not understand you bell end. They are no longer 'alleged' thus rendering your piss poor thread a bit null and void. thanks for voting though. The title says alleged. Read. That's what you said. I couldn't give a shit whether they are, were or once, you are a massive cunt for lobbing innocent people into a thread with proven paedos because you think its good sport. A doubly massive cunt then.
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    Operation Yewtree(Including Alleged) Death Predictor

    The title says alleged. Read. What part of being found not guilty by a jury do you not understand you bell end. They are no longer 'alleged' thus rendering your piss poor thread a bit null and void.
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    Operation Yewtree(Including Alleged) Death Predictor

    Paul Gambaccini and Jimmy Tarbuck are COMPLETELY innocent of all accusations, ditto Dr Fox You seriously think its a 'bit of fun' to drag innocent people into this kind of thread for a bit of fun just because they are famous? That's utterly cuntish.
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    The Dead Of 2017

    We know Did I detect a hint of irritation in your reply? IMO it is OK to post it here in the 2017 thread, but points deducted for "a palsy of some kind". I think it was more about it already being posted nearly an hour before or summat.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    She looked ill, no doubt about it.
  16. Lord Fellatio Nelson

    The Dead Of 2017

    We know Did I detect a hint of irritation in your reply?
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    I Miss Badegg

    He is around. When he wants to come back he will.
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    Peter Sarstedt

    Just seen that his brother was Eden Kane!! Well, I ask you.....
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    They aint 'proper' celebrities!
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    Good shout. Do you think it had anything to do with the way she was managed? It wouldn't be the first time somebody's career was all but ended when their agents were such arseholes nobody wanted to deal with them.
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    Another one of your teenage crusty-sock victims, I'll wager. Oh no!!!! I always thought she was a bit 'yuk' and I had already got through my teens when she appeared on TV AM.
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    What ever happened to Wincey Willis?
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    She was in Eastenders over Christmas. Still a terrible actress. Gwyneth Strong I take it? She was terrible wasn't she, glad it's not just me who thought that. Shes married to Jesse Birdsall isn't she? He is another shit actor.
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    What Ever Happened To?????????

    That's a good point, Toast, but also some actors and performers disappear from screens because they divert to other backstage areas. I know a very famous face from children's telly in the 80s when I was a kid, Paul Hendy, is now one of the biggest Pantomime producers in the country. Also, Roger De Courcey of Nookie Bear fame struck up a lucrative side line in theatrical parties for opening nights and wrap parties and has grown from there. Now this is exactly the kind of stuff I was looking for, people now off radar but still out and about.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Welcome earl ^^ The smile of an assassin....
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