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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    What has 'QUIM' got to do with anything? I didn't respond to their post you bell end. Another thing, don't PM me again.
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    Quincy Jones

    It's just another US rip-off of a genuinely great British comedy, in this case Steptoe & Son. Yeah, like Archie Bunker was a piss poor Alf Garnett. Us Brits wouldn't know about that though, we are so insular!!!
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    Honor Blackman

    wait this post has 5 likes as in five people read this and found this funny wtf. 6 7 8
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    Honor Blackman

    She was, IMHO, one of the sexiest women alive. Obviously, that was 50 odd years ago..
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    George Michael, Innit Peeps

    It's been years since I was in Goring. Socks with sandals even back then would have been a severe fashion faux pas. ...........but not if you were being knobbed by George Michael.
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    George Michael, Innit Peeps

    This man was also 'friends' with Stephen Gately, right? Im not quite sure about this one, he doesn't seem to be famous in his own right and have any sort of celebrity status but, somehow, seems to have been able to ingratiate himself as somesort of 'arse for hire' in the Gay celeb community. I suppose there will be that book to write.......
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Not at all. That kind of post makes you part of ' da gang' You may need to post up your A/S/L to keep Charon happy though.....
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    Thoughts On The 2017 List

    Some of the fish were already dead before they got shot. Its a list compiled by person (s) who don't really give a shit anymore but do it out of duty. Its like hating your job but you keep trudging into work coz you have people at home that are relying on you.
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    Honor Blackman

    Aye, its the REAL thread, accept nothing less!!
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    Is The Deathlist Dying?

    Pissed yet?
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    New Year Greetings

    ......and retired goalkeeper Erik 'The Viking' Thorstvedt the Tottenham legend!
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    Is The Deathlist Dying?

    Well you would have to be Stevie Wonder not to find us, its not like the writer didn't name us or do a screen grab... That's a truly shit article full of the Suns good old fashioned false shock, horror and indignation. The three comments at the end, however, were probably written by existing DL members so, come on, own up!
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    New Year Greetings

    I'll also be partying in the local gay/drag club. 80s night! That's 80s music not over 80s. Im staying in like I did in 2016, 15, 14...........
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    New Year Greetings

    Why would you mask your bollocks?
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    New Year Greetings

    Myr shen dhyt!
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    Cant is a no no!!!!!! On here he is DL royalty, untouchable!!!!!!!! How fucking dare you!!!!
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    The Deathlist Gets Franchised

    That was a deathlist from 2015. He died in February 2016. You really should check these things before posting shit. (Troll)The curse of the turned page strikes again. Sorry cat, didn't see your post Why you being so racist? You ever been on a african internet connection? we do not have time to check things, the ping is so bad. It was caused by your colonial past, all these problems, and then you have the cheek too dis our internet. Do you get African internet connection in Sheffield? Seriously? If I lived in Sheffield id emigrate to Zimbabwe.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Only if and when Charles decides to give him that title. It isn't automatic. Charles himself wasn't made Prince of Wales until several years after the Queen's accession. Love these tabloid hacks setting themselves up as experts. Pisspoor research, well probably no research, just assumptions. Maybe its no coincidence that William and Kate are moving back to London. I thought they had a flat in KP anyway. Meh, I dunno, I haven't been following their doings. Maybe it was on the local news up here, rumours that they are going to live back in London full time so that George can go to school there as, obviously, the Infants schools up here are all shite..... He will also have to give up his gig with the East Anglia Air ambulance ( based at the QE2 Hospital up't road from me) so.......
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    British Character Actors

    That's another well known face that I never knew the name of.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Only if and when Charles decides to give him that title. It isn't automatic. Charles himself wasn't made Prince of Wales until several years after the Queen's accession. Love these tabloid hacks setting themselves up as experts. Pisspoor research, well probably no research, just assumptions. Maybe its no coincidence that William and Kate are moving back to London.
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    Zsa Zsa Gabor

    I suppose it was ideal fodder for all those gerontophiliacs and necrophiliacs out there in la la land or summat.
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    Star Wars Deaths

    "Butthurt" What sort of stupid word is that. Used by Kids and the 'trendy' apparently...........Tag teaming and editing my words. Not brave enough for a proper argument it seems. Ive got absolutely no interest in arguing with you at all, you are of no fucking interest to me whatsoever. You bait people but are not intelligent enough to follow it through, so grow the fuck up and stop doing it. I avoid interacting with you on here and id appreciate it if you did likewise with me. Is that clear enough for you you utter fucking helmet?
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    Star Wars Deaths

    "Butthurt" What sort of stupid word is that. Used by Kids and the 'trendy' apparently...........
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    Star Wars Deaths

    wow round of appulase for lfn. Come on everyone so him that we give a shit.Im guessing the piss poor spelling and construction was because you still had one hand on your tiny cock, right?Someone is butthurt.It's you obviously for saying that. What are the chances of finding you and Deathsperm in the same room at the same time...........
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    Star Wars Deaths

    wow round of appulase for lfn. Come on everyone so him that we give a shit.Im guessing the piss poor spelling and construction was because you still had one hand on your tiny cock, right? Yes, yes I did.
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