Lord Fellatio Nelson

I now have visions of Wee Jimmy Krankie Nicola Sturgeon embracing Theresa May and telling her, ' Its all been a terrible mistake, we want to remain part of the Union....'

There were times, in his career, when he came across as somebody who saw himself as bigger and/or more important than the conflict he was reporting on. Hmm, debateable Sir Trevor rates him as the best broadcaster he ever worked with. ........'assuming Sirtrev is one of the great broadcasters' himself.... .......debateable.

Gotta be more comfortable than 1800 miles in a Yaris, CA.

FTFY.

I would like to ask Deathlisters out there to lay their bets on when that shitgibbon Deathspray will return and act like he was never away. Evens anybody??

Cathy McGowan and Michael Ball? That's the strangest rumour of the lot! There's a whiff of lavender about that, I reckon... Its fact!!! Well Im not sure they are married but they have been together for a loooong time now. Yeah, the rumour seems like it has legs. Maybe Handy will be along soon to confirm, she does seem to hear about stuff most of us haven't.

There were times, in his career, when he came across as somebody who saw himself as bigger and/or more important than the conflict he was reporting on.

I don't understand why its being discussed. Lazy Town is a mainstream childrens/paedophiles television show. The main characters on it will get an obit and the two long term actors are worthy of a thread. The End.

Well, last night I was on my own and I was watching the Doco about The Dave Clark Five which, eventually, led me to look up Cathy McGowan which, eventually, led me to a thread on a forum somewhere which suggested that her hubby Michael Ball had played 'Hunt The Sausage' with Prince Edward as well as doing some all in naked wrestling with John Barrowman in a dressing room. Anybody heard anything?

If you want to help just draw up a list of people that are dying, about to die, will probably die or have a better than average chance of snuffing it within the next 6 months. They will look at the lists and pick from there, will take them the usual 5 mins and then their work is done for another 12 months. It couldn't have escaped peoples attention that the 'committee' have about as much interest in picking the 50 and participating in all the fun of the forum as Cliff Richard has in women.

I always got him and Nigel Stock mixed up.

You are getting old.

If they can afford to create a lakeside resort they can afford to feed their starving.

That's a weekends worth to a Vodka swilling kebab eater from Trowbridge.

You win hands down. Now give it a fucking rest. Please.

The only hand that is allowed anywhere near my arse is my own.

Who is he now then?

Toilet rolls. I don't think they have ever really changed in my lifetime. Look at the sheet sizes, fucking tiny, barely the length of an average hand! The human arse has got bigger over the generations but shit paper has remained the same, tiny sheets perforated only a matter of inches apart. They need to move with the times.

You are taking the piss, right?

It says that he had epilepsy. I could have sworn that he had been in a serious accident in the past? Edit: He did, Hong Kong 1996. That could have had a bearing on his overall health, I suppose.

..this thread was resurrected..

You soft shite, you!!

It's on the Toast ipod Is that the song that used to have twats like me sitting on pub floors in a conga then getting up with fag ends, crisps, beer and gob stuck to the arse of my jeans?

Im now wondering if you will be shagging in the back of your works Trawler...........

I can honestly say that ive never shagged in a works van.