Lord Fellatio Nelson

We don't need new moderators, we don't need new admins and we don't need to be championing indivduals for said positions that don't exist. That's the second time in a matter of days you have started threads when there were already existing threads that you couldn't be arsed to check out. The only argument for more moderation is to have people on hand to continually merge threads that tarts like you create due to bone idleness or thickyness or summat. Best thing for this one is to have it locked.

I hate the kebab munching vodka drinking twat.

Just an FYI I almost never click on these 2016Names links and I can't be alone in that. IOW 99% of what's posted here is banter--not even health updates--and I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about any of these folks on DL, so I mark as read and move on. Please don't bury an obit here, especially when the person is of repute. That is all. SC You are becoming a tiresome troll. Yes but, well, look at the post count!!!!!!!

Though I truly appreciate the other adjectives, and I love u too Spade, your assertion I dig up old threads is way off. Y-Dub wins hands down. I think I've done it thrice in 3 years; and one was a good thread How Did u Get Your User Name or summat. I'm not sure where that idea even comes from. SC Had your chance. Troll blocked. Edit: Ah that's better, no longer exists for me. He doesn't exist for anybody else either.

Have you still not done the Museum of Computing? They had that Graham Seaman from Radio Wiltshire there the other day (I think his show is called Seaman on the radio). Well Im learning daytimes and in the evening Im stuck on top of junction 16 on the M4, I can see the f ucking motorway out of my window. Besides 'Seaman on the radio' sounds a bit perverted even for me.... Swindon West and Royal Wooton Bassett?Ah, M4 services hold a special place in my rectum. I remember as young chick being stranded at Gordano next to skeletons with extend thumbs. Does anyone hitchhike anymore? Not since Lorry drivers became successful serial killers.

Have you still not done the Museum of Computing? They had that Graham Seaman from Radio Wiltshire there the other day (I think his show is called Seaman on the radio). Well Im learning daytimes and in the evening Im stuck on top of junction 16 on the M4, I can see the f ucking motorway out of my window. Besides 'Seaman on the radio' sounds a bit perverted even for me....

I am currently in bed in my FABULOUS Hotel room eating milk chocolate raisins with a crunchie bar sitting to the side of me awaiting its turn. It cannot get much more exciting.

It wouldn't have been too difficult to locate the original 'The Monkeys' awards thread and use that as the basis for your categories. I don't wish to piss on your chips for making the effort but what you have there is a dogs breakfast.

Well we were going to have a nice quiet Christmas day, me laying on the sofa, bollocks dangling either side of my baggy underpants while Lady FN started drinking Tia Maria at a silly hour. Unfortunately, my son and daughter in law have insisted we visit them for the day. This has made us wonder if their insistence is due to a possible announcement about something other than a Turkey 'in the oven'. Hmmmmmm

He is a bit of a piss taker tbh. He accuses us all of sitting too much and not exercising and causing a crisis in the human race yet he has spent DECADES sitting on his arse and he is still with us and a fuckin genius to boot. So what is it to be Stephen 'do as I say, not as I do??? Ya fuggin fraud!!!!

I've forgotten a lot of gigs I went to back in my yoof Never saw The Kinks, but did see Ray Davies in Hyde Park a while back. Saw Edwin Starr on a cross-Channel ferry once. That was a pleasant surprise, they usually had really mediocre entertainment. As for JCC - you just missed him! https://thewaterfront.ticketabc.com/events/dr-john-cooper-clark/ Story of my life Toastie!

Id love to see John Copper Clarke. Ive only seen The Kinks, Edwin Starr, Leo Sayer and some others I cannot remember........

Three days now, three fuc-king days of my life wasted waiting for these cretins to deliver a parcel. Every message I've sent through their deceptively efficient-looking website was answered with "We are pleased to confirm that your case has now been closed." Cu-nts. Watch out for their invisible vans with invisible drivers who allegedly come to your correctly given address and postcode and "cannot locate the address". Twice, allegedly. While you and your neighbour (who was also expecting a delivery but luckily for him, not from UKMail) are looking out of the windows. Driver is either a liar or a moron. I am now going to have to drive to their fuc-king depot, wasting even more of my time, and petrol as well. They better produce the parcel. Bastards. I'll wager the driver is both a liar AND a moron. You could be right. They phoned me this morning (woke me up, as I got back v late last night from the Cure gig) I went to the depot and after some delay was handed the parcel by a nice young chap. The address on the label was all correct and clear, together with instructions to leave parcel with any near neighbour if I wasn't home. Also my telephone number (landline) was on the label. Nice young chap said that this morning the supervisor wanted to know why my parcel was still lying around. She asked the driver why he had not phoned me. Driver said that he did, and the line was dead. At this point the supervisor phoned me - and of course got straight through, because there is, and has been, nothing wrong with my landline. So lying driver caught out. Parcel looked as though it had been kicked and thrown around a fair bit, box inside was crushed but contents seem OK. I won't be using these twats, and I will now avoid any company that does. Quite clearly ex Yodel drivers Toastie. They are massive fucktards.

No shit Sherlock. Que?...'I know nothing'. Change your stupid name to something that doesn't make me think 'Open Sewer' then get a proper avatar and check before you post. Alternatively, sod off.

He has terminal cancer, its probable ( and, unfortunately, I know from personal experience ) that there will be a stage where he will not be able to eat solids and, eventually, he will not be able to swallow even a drink through a straw. Any chemo will be given to make him more comfortable and limit the pain he is or will be in, it wont be to rid him of cancer. Is it certain that he is actually having chemo or is he actually having Radiotherapy?

I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. Yes, it would go down very well.The local BBC news here ' BBC Look Inbred' That's rich coming from a Norfuckian whose little webbed toes make him that much more attractive to his sister who is also his auntie and his cousin Jealousy will get you nowhere webby!!

I always try to remember to pack teabags. Not because the hotel ones are not to my taste, but because they only put a couple on the tray. Much easier than having to keep traipsing to reception to ask for more. Especially when one has just emerged from the shower. Some hot chocolate drinks would go down well in this weather too. Yes, it would go down very well. The local BBC news here ' BBC Look Inbred' has stated that the temperature will drop to minus 8 by the morning. Fuckety fuck.

Someday I hope to have LG indulge me once again by saying 'Wee Burney' a dozen or so times.

'Fairtrade' tea bags. No, I had never heard of them either, however, my BRILLIANT hotel supplies them as part of your rooms tea making facilities. What can I say? Ever drank tea that tasted as if it had been strained through a tramps underpants? No, nor me. That was until I had stayed in this BRILLIANT hotel. Im bringing my own tea bags next week.

What a pathetic thread reboot You are THE fart in DLs lift. when I looked at your deadpool list I could have swore I saw a line through Olivia de Haviland. I wonder if it's some kind of premonition ! (or just a computer glitch) Nope, no line through it. I will leave her off my list for next year, I have some corking names to add.

Does he drink formaldehyde? No, by the look of him, blood.

As it was a Wiltshire daddy long legs the f***er must have had 18 legs.As opposed to a Norfolk one who would be f ucking his sister Well, I suppose that's possible

The fella who works on reception at this utterly FABULOUS Swindon hotel is the spitting image of Bela Lugosi. He also has the personality of somebody who has been rudely interrupted as he was about to ejaculate.

What a pathetic thread reboot You are THE fart in DLs lift.

She still has as long as 6 months? shit She will still be here in 6 years knowing her. By that point she'll have had at least 51% of her body amputated; triggering a deluge of debate over exactly how much amputation triggers dead pool points. Speaking of which - are all them amputations keeping her in trim (arf!) No but her dogs are not short of bones.