Lord Fellatio Nelson

As it was a Wiltshire daddy long legs the f***er must have had 18 legs.

No I f ucking wasn't!!!

It may seem like too much of a coincidence but, come on now, what are the chances of having similarly named Barry BENNELL and TV personality/local BBC radio DJ Barry BETHELL as kiddy fiddlers? If you know somebody called Barry Hennell, Barry Tethell, Barry Benethall or the like, and you have youngsters..................

Yarwood, no In his seventies, recovering from alcholism and stage fright, so well out of the game for years. But, highly obitable as and when. Yes, I saw the ( was it a documentary? ) about him a while back. I think it was him who had a bucket kept in the wings to vomit into before entering stage right or summat. Ah, yes - his Oliver Reed impression! Come on now! Ollie never wasted a drop!!!!

I did. Some sort of Nacho burger which, without any doubt, I will be shitting out for the rest of the week.

Its not.

Yarwood, no In his seventies, recovering from alcholism and stage fright, so well out of the game for years. But, highly obitable as and when. Yes, I saw the ( was it a documentary? ) about him a while back. I think it was him who had a bucket kept in the wings to vomit into before entering stage right or summat.

Swindon. Its as shit as id feared and must be the only town in the UK where the council have decided to have roadworks on virtually EVERY C**TING roundabout on every main route in and out. The course is testicle twistingly painful, ive got 10 f ucking days of this shite over TWO weeks. Im not even on a high enough floor in my Holiday Inn special to jump out of the window and be certain of killing myself. God help me.

.............so £5 million of Punk memorabilia was torched on a boat on the Thames today.......................... Well????

The chat facilities work but its a bit like playing Russian Roulette. Enter and find you in there or enter and find you not. Tis a gamble too great!

Have you ever rolled the odd Cuban or three on your thighs Lardy?? Naturally. Rolled between my thighs then sucked hard.

Have you ever rolled the odd Cuban or three on your thighs Lardy??

Im not so sure in his case

I know, brilliant innit!!

Oh, how naïve you Westerners can get. Stand down to have free elections... and have a puppet regime installed by the CIA that's just as oppressive, ugly and undemocratic. You could've noticed them everywhere in Latin America from Pinochet's Chile to the Contras in Nicaragua. It might be hard to justify his anti-American stance when you examine his actions through your biassed 21st century prespective, but the Cold War was a bit different. At that time, the Americans clearly preferred any loyal and anti-communist dictator to any left-leaning democrat (note that not all of these were hardline Stalinist commies). Of course, Castro was no saint, but nor was Nixon or Kissinger, and you have to analyze their behaviour in a Cold War context in order to make sense of what they did to Latin American peoples. Oh, how naïve you Westerners can get. Stand down to have free elections... and have a puppet regime installed by the CIA that's just as oppressive, ugly and undemocratic. You could've noticed them everywhere in Latin America from Pinochet's Chile to the Contras in Nicaragua. It might be hard to justify his anti-American stance when you examine his actions through your biassed 21st century prespective, but the Cold War was a bit different. At that time, the Americans clearly preferred any loyal and anti-communist dictator to any left-leaning democrat (note that not all of these were hardline Stalinist commies). Of course, Castro was no saint, but nor was Nixon or Kissinger, and you have to analyze their behaviour in a Cold War context in order to make sense of what they did to Latin American peoples. Pinochet wasn't elected by the people Nixon was. This is the exact type of shite we here from modern day anarchists and supporters of 'Momentum' who all want to overthrown 'corrupt' Government and give the power back to the people even though we all know, if successful, they wont. So Castro was saving his people from the will and control of the US? Maybe he was but who the f**k told him that it was his decision and his alone to decide the fate of Cuba? Not the people. That's what matters, both of you, not once have mentioned them, you have spouted on about 'Cuba' the Cold war, the CIA and everything else that leads to your conclusions that Castro was the better, logical or enevitable choice to lead that Island until he died. Im saying he wasn't, Im saying that humans have the right to make choices about who governs them. Its not an assumption of their naivety that they may only be choosing between puppet leaders and or corrupt administrations, effing hell British and American Politics is awash with funny handshakes, brown envelopes and the stench of corruption BUT we the people are still able to choose which corrupt bastards run the country. That's the difference, that's the detail.

Well welfare was high on his list of priorities as was imprisoning anybody that disagreed with him.I suppose, in context, Rolf Harris, overall, entertained millions and brightened up their lives. He replaced a dictatorship propped up by gangsters with a dictatorship that provided health and literacy. Not ideal but on balance better. That may be true but that's like comparing a dog shit with a human shit. You said 'overall' he was 'good' for Cuba which ignores the fact that, like his predecessor, he was a dictator that controlled the people, imprisoned and killed people who wanted a democracy and, because of the very fact that he was in charge, saw his country on its knees for decades. Yeah, he provided health and literacy and so could others had they been given the chance to lead. He was a dictator on the same level as Franco, Tito, and the Kim Kim Kum dynasty. A c**t, basically. No I disagree. Fundamentally he was initially acting on the best of motives. If the Yanks hadn't tried to strangle the economy the country might not have been on it's knees so much. No one else was going to overthrow Batista who was a bigger c**t. He may have acted on the best of motives HIS motives. He didn't hand the country back to the people, did he!! Leave the Yanks out of the argument, he had decades to stand down and have free elections if he had truly cared about his people, he alone could have had the embargo lifted. There is no case to make for him, none whatsoever, he was a stubborn, nasty, vindictive arsehole that set out to free the Cuban people only to make them his prisoner with his fucked up ideology. At the point of the overthrow Castro was doing the right thing for the people. He then should have embarked on a democratic process to decide who should lead the Country ..... but in 1959 the revolution was the best thing for the people. EFA

Well welfare was high on his list of priorities as was imprisoning anybody that disagreed with him.I suppose, in context, Rolf Harris, overall, entertained millions and brightened up their lives. He replaced a dictatorship propped up by gangsters with a dictatorship that provided health and literacy. Not ideal but on balance better. That may be true but that's like comparing a dog shit with a human shit. You said 'overall' he was 'good' for Cuba which ignores the fact that, like his predecessor, he was a dictator that controlled the people, imprisoned and killed people who wanted a democracy and, because of the very fact that he was in charge, saw his country on its knees for decades. Yeah, he provided health and literacy and so could others had they been given the chance to lead. He was a dictator on the same level as Franco, Tito, and the Kim Kim Kum dynasty. A c**t, basically. No I disagree. Fundamentally he was initially acting on the best of motives. If the Yanks hadn't tried to strangle the economy the country might not have been on it's knees so much. No one else was going to overthrow Batista who was a bigger c**t. He may have acted on the best of motives HIS motives. He didn't hand the country back to the people, did he!! Leave the Yanks out of the argument, he had decades to stand down and have free elections if he had truly cared about his people, he alone could have had the embargo lifted. There is no case to make for him, none whatsoever, he was a stubborn, nasty, vindictive arsehole that set out to free the Cuban people only to make them his prisoner with his fucked up ideology.

Well welfare was high on his list of priorities as was imprisoning anybody that disagreed with him.I suppose, in context, Rolf Harris, overall, entertained millions and brightened up their lives. He replaced a dictatorship propped up by gangsters with a dictatorship that provided health and literacy. Not ideal but on balance better. That may be true but that's like comparing a dog shit with a human shit. You said 'overall' he was 'good' for Cuba which ignores the fact that, like his predecessor, he was a dictator that controlled the people, imprisoned and killed people who wanted a democracy and, because of the very fact that he was in charge, saw his country on its knees for decades. Yeah, he provided health and literacy and so could others had they been given the chance to lead. He was a dictator on the same level as Franco, Tito, and the Kim Kim Kum dynasty. A cunt, basically.

Well welfare was high on his list of priorities as was imprisoning anybody that disagreed with him. I suppose, in context, Rolf Harris, overall, entertained millions and brightened up their lives.

Is he dead yet?

Get on it PB!!!

Just seen New Faces, That's My Dog ( and other assorted shite ) presenter Derek Hobson on't telly. He is 67 but looks 87, overweight and just doesn't look very healthy. Just thought Id mention it.

FTFY If you wasn't the funny bastard we all know and love Id have got the orn been offended by that.

I haven't gone yet, Im going Monday................

Its Trowbridge, it was probably conceived on the front seat, seems fitting to be born there too!! No I was in Melksham, next town along, just like Trowbridge but also full of grannyshaggers. Hair splitter.