Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well its certainly answered one burning question. She resolutely refused to go down, remaining on her feet throughout. Monica was just what Bill needed......

Has anyone told him Reagan's dead? Released in time for Donald Trumps presidential attempt? More to the point has anyone told him Jodie Foster is gay? After spending so long away, all for love, the least she could do is let him sniff a pair of her used knickers or summat.

You will fit in well here.

f ucking hate that.

Its good............but its not RA good......

Wow, I never knew this. I assumed the dog had attacked her viciously. In a 2012 interview, she said she didn't remember the night her dog attacked her as she had taken an overdose of sleeping pills prior and lost consciousness. She awoke in a pool of blood with her dog, Tania, beside her. The dog had attempted to wake her by gnawing at her face. FFS, what happened to licking? Clearly licking didn't work. So it escalated. You or I would probably have tried throwing a bowl of ice cold water over the sleeper, then if that didn't work, call an ambulance or drive them to casualty. Dog couldn't do that. Lassie or Rin Tin Tin would have been able to do that. Todays Dog just doesn't have the wherewithal to do anything like that. Pretty poor show! Should've got a kangaroo instead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q7fzc2QgHU I fuggin loved Skippy!!

...........which took things full circle from 'Getting the bag back in the tent...'

Wow, I never knew this. I assumed the dog had attacked her viciously. In a 2012 interview, she said she didn't remember the night her dog attacked her as she had taken an overdose of sleeping pills prior and lost consciousness. She awoke in a pool of blood with her dog, Tania, beside her. The dog had attempted to wake her by gnawing at her face. FFS, what happened to licking? Clearly licking didn't work. So it escalated. You or I would probably have tried throwing a bowl of ice cold water over the sleeper, then if that didn't work, call an ambulance or drive them to casualty. Dog couldn't do that. Lassie or Rin Tin Tin would have been able to do that. Todays Dog just doesn't have the wherewithal to do anything like that. Pretty poor show!

That helps..................... still waiting. I had all four of mine out at once. No problems whatsoever. Back at school the next day. Sorry, my oral surgeon retired. That's Texan Porn.

Missiles cannot ascend to 30,000 ft.

As shite as Scotland?

You are showing admin credentials there, Cat. Alas, that may not be possible. With such powers you would not just know flight times of DL members, you would even know when we were going for a shit.

Just delete them. They are not going to wonder why, are they?

f uck! It's not the server that's the problem, it's the settings on the site itself. The server publishes what they are sent. I know, was just playing......

f uck!

fuck

Yeah, cos we haven't had a f**k in - like - ages, there's newbies with unpopped cherries, or summat We all gotta start somewhere Mary!

When its done will we get our F uck back?

That's Deathray fucked. They will know exactly when he is wanking into one of his socks.

Every name under the sun has been given for him, the most credible IMHO is Francis Tumblety. Then again........

Welcome back fella

Lets not go there. The last time the forum was modified the swear filter got ballsed up and it still is

A and B.

I had no idea that Stig of the Dump author Clive King was still alive. At the ripe old age of 92 he must come under scrutiny for next year, purely because he is 92 and some people ( like the DL committee ) like to pick easy targets that cant fight back or summat.

86 already? He's getting really old. I have the feeling that he'll be the first major Bond to go, despite being slightly younger than Sir Roger. But do we know anything about his health? So, who are the minor Bonds? David Niven - DEAD Bob Holness - DEAD George Lazonby - ALIVE any of the others? Rus Abbott did a shit Basildon Bond but that wont count, I suppose.