Lord Fellatio Nelson

Whos been effing about with the f u c k I n g swear filter??

Well, from under a stone has popped a 70 yr old slag bag who is trying to sell tapes of Ali 'avin a bit of fun wiv da chicks in da hood'. Naturally, she wants a tidy sum for what will be a good talking point 'Did he f**k as good as he boxed? amongst the rank and file of the Ali fan club, or summat. This story, naturally, comes from a Sunday tabloid. See? You wouldn't have read that in the effing Times!

No, apparently the Northern Ireland and Polish fans were all having a good time and drinking together when they were BOTH ATTACKED. The English wreck the Bars, the Northern Irish drink them dry.

I had no idea you could block yourself. Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! I know! You're the asshole! I sure am baby!!!!!

Apparently he took it up. in 1971

We do but a tournament specific thread is a good idea, when its over it will drop off the page into oblivion. Im actually glad to see Wales win, will be even happier to see us win.

Never ever ever. Never had any desire for two wheels, my mates had Mop heads when they turned 16 but it did nowt for me. I have two workmates that own bikes, both Triumphs, ones VERY fast and one is FUCKING fast and, yeah, I can see some attraction but, ultimately, four wheels for me, always has been.

Well. We are losing lots of musicians this year, it'll just be another one added. Im a troll. EFA. Lets all stop feeding the fucking troll, eh?

Just like life went a bit quiet for Michael Barrymore. Now there's a cunt if ever I saw one. To be fair, Michael always preferred to see an arsehole.

I didn't realise that the word 'twat' was used in America.....................

Clutching at straws there, mind, because he clearly isn't most 95 year olds. Along with the health care benefits of being a senior royal he's been spared the kind of strenous work that puts serious pressure on some part of your body and fed well, cared for by the best doctors etc. He might well see 100 and given the longevity of the current royal couple there's a fair chance their cleaner living kids - the two eldest - might well go on for ages too In the cut and thrust of 9 to 5 work on Building sites and stuff, yes, that's true. I think he has made up for that a tad though by his years of competitive carriage driving which has given him the odd injury or three and is pretty demanding on the body. The fact that he was still competing when he should have long retired suggests that he is doing well to hit 95 even with all that care at his disposal.

Another unfunny comedian then.

they should stop races there's obviously a massive safety risk thats endangering their lives. Racing should resume once the problem is fixed.

If your going to announce to the world that you blocked a user at least tell us who. Nobody gives a shit.

Im fucked if I know, but stabbing himself in the eyes sounds like a seriously good idea to me.

I had no idea you could block yourself.

WTFs Cock and Ball Torture got to do with running a moped?

FTFY

I was listening to Pick of The Pops on Saturday ( shite without Blackburn) and a song came on that made me remember thoughts ive had and needs to be done. Sooner rather than later I want to go and sit on top of a hill in a meadow and watch the Sun set slowly over the horizon while im stoned and listening to Hendrix doing The Wind Cries Mary from the car stereo. Ok, the stoned bits illegal and Ive not smoked for nearly two years BUT, somehow, its something I need to do and I will do it. So, come on, you been meaning to do something but not got round to it yet even though its not hard to do?

Er yeah, well reread the opening post and have a think about it.If you cant post anything more intelligent and more interesting than the shite you just have, perhaps, you DONT BELONG ON HERE ( Hint hint ) Check my page for a line you'll probably enjoy lol I certainly wont enjoy sod all that you write.

Why??????????????? Too thin Handy! Too thin for what exactly? In my adult years I've been every size from barely in a 6 to a definite 16 and a size 8 verging on a 10 is where I was at my most comfortable. Sorry Handy, Ive just made assumptions. I just get slightly irked at the constant streams of shit aimed at women that suggest they would be happier being 10 sizes smaller than they are. Womens magazines are the worst.

Er yeah, well reread the opening post and have a think about it. If you cant post anything more intelligent and more interesting than the shite you just have, perhaps, you DONT BELONG ON HERE ( Hint hint )

Why??????????????? Too thin Handy!

Goodness, what law-abiding souls you are. It never stopped me before Toastie.

No might about it. Juncker has already made it clear, in or out, we will be punished for daring to hold a referendum. Im struggling to comprehend all this, its like being asked to marry a corpse, the EU is a dead duck, whatever happens in our vote, the EU is finished.