Lord Fellatio Nelson

I actually had to read his post. Ive just had to scoop my tits up after I lolled them off Aren't you one of the ones who had to block me for being "vile" (your words)? But now you're calling me laughable? Schizo much? And going after me cause I protested against Phantard's casual waving away of Hollywood pedo allegations? Yeah, great choice of battle there. Taking after Phantard and mimicking his stoopid routine of calling me evil one minute then laughable the next, is the worst. I mean seriously you questioned my "dignity"...? Christ. I'm a lot funnier than you and I only got 2 this month (then I didn't post much) So it's probably not particular to you, just a general thing of there not being much to joke about lately. I will break a good habit and reply to you. You are, without any shadow of a doubt, intelligent, witty, articulate and outrageously funny at times. You are also Batshit mad who garners zero sympathy and support because you rant like Ronnie Pickering and say things so vile it negates ANY defence or argument you put forward. Nobody gives a fuck about how you have suffered at the hands of your mummy, you lost the fucking plot long ago. Most of us expect to end up on the end of one of your rambling monologues and we don't give a shit because we don't care. Your words don't wound because you don't matter. That's a real pity, you have much to contribute but you would rather act like a fucking tool. You are a lost cause.

I actually had to read his post. Ive just had to scoop my tits up after I lolled them off

Fucking good job, no more fucking 'Droosy' or 'David' to boil my piss.

Just wondering............is he dead yet?

Kathy Burke. She has a neck bigger than a Sumo Wrestlers waist. Drink? Underlying illness?

I heard him on Radio 2 yesterday, interviewed by Steve Wright. He is a fucking legend, for sure.

I wonder who he'll blame for all that's gone wrong when he returns. Why wasn't Phantard The Tardtarded, Kiddyrape-Lover-Extraordinaire, He of the Probably Raping an Aborted Fetus Right Now As I Type This, banned for that post? How come it's "wrong" and "abusive" of me to tell him to kill himself, but it's not wrong and abusive for him to make fun of my "complaining about my mum" when it's completely legitimate complaint? And how come he only applies the standard of "it's stupid to blame anyone for your problems except yourself" to me? How come he doesn't apply it to the hordes of ISISlamic "immigrants" (invaders) coming to Europe? They're running away from their own self-created problems cause they can't keep their shitty countries in order because all they care about is some stupid old dusty book. They care 100000000x more about that book than any Westerner cares about the Bible but Phantard The Tardtarded (and his "liberal" cohorts) oddly don't ever make fun of them for that the way they mock Christians for their incredibly mild "religious beliefs". He instead tries to say that Halibuts' foaming-mouth medieval antics are some kind of "charming" characteristic. What a weird fucktard. It's because Phantard The Tardtarded is the actual racist here, he applies rules to white western people that he doesn't apply to Halibuts. He obsessively portrays all white western people as evil satanic oppressors and all Halibuts as magically innocent, simultaneous victims/heroes of everything, and he incredibly, schizophrenically, shamelessly, both lauds what he sees the "funniness and cleverness and cheekiness" of their incredibly violent actions and yet also at the same times insists they are misunderstood geniuses who are in fact the most peaceful and pacifist group of people who have ever lived. Because he is the world's worst ever excuse for a human being. He sets higher "moral" standards for me, for some odd reason, even though he claims I'm an inferior sort. Just baffling, like everything else that dribbles out of the Alzh-tastic shithole that someone installed where his mouth should be. Maybe at some point he just lost it. Sudden middle-aged braindeath syndrome I guess. Deep down he must actually think that non-Halibuts are better than fanatic uneducated religious people from the desert, why else would you set a higher moral standard for them (well for me anyway)? But he can't bear to admit it because he's now spent such a long portion of his worthless life culturally and socially shilling/"sticking up for" this group that he has just arbitrarily adopted as a pet back in September 2001. He's been "thinking" like that for so long, he probably can't remember what it was like to not rim Allah 24/7. But obviously he could never admit it especially not at the behest of "someone like me", who he somehow hilariously thinks he is above). He can't even bear to read my posts such is the relentlessness of my logical assault on his incoherent babble. The only thing he can manage to do now is fake forced laughter every once in a while (Phantard, if you agree that everything in this post is correct and you're the worst excuse for a person in history, please indicate by posting one of your shit, empty, incredibly forced, "laughy-face emoticon" posts that you do now because you don't have a hope in hell of actually saying anything convincing against what I'm saying so you have to just engage in incredibly forced hollow "laughter" to kid yourself (and others who are in a similar state of mental decline as you) you're somehow winning an argument that you're refusing to even have) (or if you like, indicate by continuing to ignore me, or by posting some other similarly flatly dismissive post) What has "gone wrong" for me anyway, Phantard The Tardtarded? I thought I was "priveleged" to be living in a 1st world country with a "nice" mother and family who "puts up with me" etc? I thought I had no legitimate complaints ac-tarding to you? You can't even keep your incredibly moronic, self-contradictory, borderline-psychedelic fantasies straight for 5 minutes can you, universe's-greatest-fucktard? MODS: Because he applies moral standards to me he doesn't apply to Halibuts (in this case the standard is that "it's ridiculous to blame anyone except yourself for your problems"), that's proof he's the actual racist here and should be banned. Phantard mindlessly blames me for horrible ways my mother has hobbled me in life before I could even get started but he doesn't blame Halibuts for the stupid state of their countries where they can't even stop bombing each other for 5 minutes just because some of them have a different version of the Qu'u'u'u'u'u'u'ran or whatever that has a misprint and therefore some of them are "Sunni delights" or whatever and some of them are "shii'i'iiiiiiiitttes" or whatever. If you don't ban him right now for his racist post, you are just admitting you don't give a shit about about the rules you claim to enforce, or enforcing them consistently and fairly and rationally, and you don't give a shit about any logic at all, and you're admitting you're as much an honourary member of ISIS as Phantard The Tardtarded is, and you are just mindlessly arbitrarily punishing me because "being nice to Islam" is the trendy cause of the day, you are abusing your positions to censor people on issues you haven't even thought about, and you might as well go ahead and change the name of the website to "Allahlist" instead. I get it if you call him a retard as much as possible they will take you seriously and listen to you. Smh I bet you have absolutely no fucking idea just how good your post actually is.

Ched Evans would agree with you. Ched Evans faces a retrial now, right? I have no idea whether he is genuinely innocent or not but it does seem like we have moved towards a guilt until proven innocent style of legal system when it comes to Rape and anything to do with sexual violation. You can almost smell the desperation to get Sercliff to court, the legal juggernaught cannot be seen to be coming off the rails let alone be seen on the wrong track. There was a recent case of a woman who was prosecuted for the sexual abuse of a school pupil when she was 17 , many years ago. She was supposed to have paid him off with Mars Bars. It was thrown out of court, she has been monumentally fucked over, her name and face plastered all over the press and media and the accuser is and always will be anonymous. You only have to see that posters inference about Gambaccini to understand that, even if you are found not guilty of a sexual offence, you are metaphorically screwed for life. Very wrong.

Yes but Gambaccini was cleared by the Police and Blackburn wasn't, IIRC. Blackburn was hung out to dry by completely unsubstantiated allegations. Anyway, Gambaccini is an innocent man, why the fuck shouldn't he be able to return to the job he loves without all that sneering bollocks.

Looks like the 'Inspector Clouseau' film starring Alan Arkin has also been forgotten, which is no bad thing as it was monsterously shite.

This may well open the floodgates to something akin to the Savile scandal here. Obviously, America will do it on a grander scale or summat.

Old people will still die and need burying. As you were.

Well Ive checked for you Toastie and typing in 'David Ginola naked' does deffo bring up pics of the fella!

I had no idea he played for England?? What position did he play?

Im stealing this

Possible only if they induced a coma this week and rigged him up to life support - IMHO I'll be here in 2022 to laugh in your face. Lookie likey!!

I think that Journalists should be banned from using the word Veteren (except to describe people who fought in a specific conflict) and replace it with Expected to die soon.... Stanley turns 90 tomorrow, amazed he doesn't have his own thread. Anyway, here's a recent interview referring to his shot spine and knee replacements and a lovely pic of him with Ronnie Corbett. Doesn't sound like he's joining him soon, but a lot of year to go: http://www.heraldscotland.com/arts_ents/14506696._I_wake_up_and_check_the_obituaries_in_the_paper__If_I___m_not_listed__I_get_up__Stanley_Baxter_on_turning_90/ Now that's stirred up some memories! I used to fucking HATE his 'Specials'.......... Fairs fair, he is looking very dapper, good on him.

Jump leads.

Never mind that Cat, I want to know why the Leicester ring road is such utter wank. It must have sent me fucking MILES out of my way to get onto the M1 for the Eat Mids airport. They should build a road straight across, preferably across Citys ground too. Where were you coming from. You may have been better using the A14 to get on the M1 and avoid Leicester altogether. I did that coming back.

That's quite spooky, I was reading up on Wyngarde only the other week and delving into the lives of Laughton, Bates and co over the last few months. I may actually get that book.

So, a dilligent dead pooler could keep a dream XI list on the go; we're looking for a team of stiffs who - in their prime - would have been a match for anyone. We've got Cruiyff already. What are our best chances of snagging a decent goalie? Bob Wilson had treatment for prostate cancer back in 2014, he is 74 now and, IIRC, nobody has heard much from him/about him since?

Never mind that Cat, I want to know why the Leicester ring road is such utter wank. It must have sent me fucking MILES out of my way to get onto the M1 for the Eat Mids airport. They should build a road straight across, preferably across Citys ground too.

He will be a fabulous signing for them. I last saw him in a QPR shirt when they played us at the lane. Hugely skillful, ice cool and a real leader on the pitch. His reputation has completely overshadowed the fact that he is bloody good. He will piss it up there.

Im currently in a hotel where I think ive stumbled on to the set of 'Cocoon 3' or summat. C.A,im doing the same.

what if she can't afford the medical bills herself and they could be more than her just not paying. If she couldn't afford the bills or insurance, fuck her the freeloading boot. Im beginning to sense that sensitive side to you.