Lord Fellatio Nelson

That chimp was a legend...............and even hairier than me!

But would you get on the plane? YES!!!!

Are you/were you Dia De Los Muertos by any chance??

What's this in reference to, if it's celebrity deaths the general consensus is you're wrong. Does anybody with power have access to traffic stats for yesterday and today to see how much a mention from the BBC increases our visitors. Its not the first time the forum has been swamped by visitors after a 'significant death' and the forum traffic has settled down after. Celebrity deaths are really what this place thrives on, the fact that we are on a run of them doesn't mean that it will continue in the same vein throughout the year. Every reliable source says that we are only just hitting the tip of an iceberg of celebrity deaths as the golden generation of famous people reach that age where they start dying. Along with the thousands left from the silver generation before them were in for a DL paradise of a high profile celebrity death a day within the next few years. To use that term 'reliable source' is a bit bollocks, isn't it. Its not like there is a whole stream of correspondents out there that have particular knowledge that certain individuals are going to die this year making 2016 a wank fest of celebrity deaths. Bowie, Victoria Wood and Prince, to name just three have died at ages not considered to be particularly vunerable to death by the hand of the Reaper. Id say that this year, so far, has been more unusual than previous years in so much that certain celebrities have died in their prime, they were not viewed as 'old' or vunerable to medical conditions. This golden generation is no more golden than the next. We have a zillion celebrities born in the 1940s, zillions in the 1950s and ditto in the 1960s. Shit happens

I loved the idea of that ship being given the Boaty McBoatface Moniker. What could possibly engage children more in the idea of adventure and exploration than to follow a ship with that kind of name. Obviously, the po faced cunt chops who run the whole show consider it to be too frivolous and beneath the 'important task of surveying...blah de blah'. No wonder kids have no fucking interest in science and exploration in this country.

What's this in reference to, if it's celebrity deaths the general consensus is you're wrong. Does anybody with power have access to traffic stats for yesterday and today to see how much a mention from the BBC increases our visitors. Its not the first time the forum has been swamped by visitors after a 'significant death' and the forum traffic has settled down after. Celebrity deaths are really what this place thrives on, the fact that we are on a run of them doesn't mean that it will continue in the same vein throughout the year.

Its just a passing phase, it will settle down, eventually.

Fucking hell, have you had a brain transplant in the last 24 hours?

I'm sick to bloody death of so called star Victoria Wood. No one here knows who cunt was. She isnt part of three of anything involving a mega star like Prince. SMH at pretending they are contemporaries. It's ok for you to post it and insult your own intelligence, don't insult mine. Note: no one has even posted Wood's obit in my DP cuz it would get flagged as irrelevant. Ok maybe not 'irrelevant' per se, but it bloody hasnt been and (seeing as I won't post it...) it won't be. And that with the knowledge I just posted the obit for the world's oldest dog. SC In one thread you moan about a younger poster continually starting threads without good reason yet you fail to grasp the very simple fact that you are a monumental twat. Do everybody a big favour by fucking off and starting a US biased Death List forum where you can post your obscure fucking shit on a daily basis without making the rest of us want to take a sledgehammer to our laptops. Ta.

Isnt Anthea being sued for every penny she has left? Im hoping its true, hoping she loses and praying she ends up destitute, living in a cardboard box on the Embankment selling her piss in second hand coke cans to some of Londons biggest perverts. That would be justice served.

To be honest, I don't remember you being a 'regular' poster at all. I get what you say but this place has always been the same. It was argumentative long before you or I came here and will be so long after we have gone. There is the odd one vile being here and the odd one or two who seem to have wild mood swings. Apart from that, the majority of us get on fine, I interact with who I want to and so do others. Lets not be under any illusions, this isn't some sort of Flower arrangement forum, you will either get into the flow or you will drown. There are some very good natured people here who, unlike me, don't act the arsewipe and they do perfectly fine because they know how to swim in the pond without being taken out by the pikes. If you cant manage that then don't post, its not like its the law to. This is no ordinary forum, that's why its good.

I have a secret liking for Claudia.... Not really a secret any more, is it? Er no. Fuck it, in that case, I want to smash her front doors in!!

............for one night only. She may do an encore tho.

It has been a while Mono. Good to see you back. Looks that way. Contracted AIDS in the mid 90's took the drugs to suppress the illness but believed he was cured and stopped taking the medications about 2 years ago. Thus he has been taken down by a single case of flu. I always assumed that he was gay. His relationships with women appeared to be as kosher as Cliff Richards with Sue Barker.

Same could be said of Jacko. Not really they were on the same level of weirdness, except Prince was into adult women and had a better clothing style Fuck off.

Looks like there are three twats brave souls who are in the chatroom at the same time as Z. I will leave it there..........

The possibility that he had it is contained in a post back on page 5, monkey.

Im afraid most of the quality posting was left back in 2007. Nowt wrong with peppering shite posts liberally amongst the various threads, I do it all the time. The trick is not to give a fuck.

Same could be said of Jacko. Not really

Well the news is now full of how much of an utter genius and visionary Prince was. Infact, the way they are reporting it is on a par with the death of Jacko and Bowie. Personally, I thought he was a weird little prick.

I believe your signature was removed because you are a massive cunt.EFAnow lets move on to his account.Have you NO Catholic Priests out there to be buggered by??I'm a atheist.Yes but to a Catholic priest you are just another young, tight and juicy arse.I think this says more about you than a Catholic priest. Yes it does. I want a Catholic Priest to bugger you until you are unable to post anymore.

You're supposed to say his name 3 times in front of a mirror before you get to grow a black moustache. .............and if he says it 20 times the kid may even sprout pubic hair.

I believe your signature was removed because you are a massive cunt.EFAnow lets move on to his account.Have you NO Catholic Priests out there to be buggered by??I'm a atheist. Yes but to a Catholic priest you are just another young, tight and juicy arse.

I have a secret liking for Claudia....

He is another one for the overrated thread.