Lord Fellatio Nelson

I believe your signature was removed because you are a massive cunt.EFAnow lets move on to his account. Have you NO Catholic Priests out there to be buggered by??

Its actually been quite good to see a bit of proactive modding going on.

I believe your signature was removed because you are a massive cunt. EFA

40 is still young Handy.

Oh, I don't know. Its given me the 'orn.

Never forget CA, 'Quality over Quantity'. Yours Man hung like a kitten

Today, for some reason, I was sure that Barry Manilow was dead. I also was mostly thinking that Des O'Connor has been very quiet of late, he is 84. Just wondering, like.

I think Phantom will have to dress up to look like Zs mother before Z gets sexually aroused.

My parents rented TVs for years. We got our first colour TV in 1974. Considering they cost an arm and a leg, renting was the best way to get a modern TV back in the day. I remember Granada TV rentals, Rumbelows, Radio Rentals, jesus, this is a step back in time!!

When I was that age, we didn't have the Information Super Highway or the Internets. You kids don't know how lucky you are. When I was 15 it was Pocket Playbirds and a box of Kleenex. Kids today really don't understand what it was like to have just three TV channels.

You might want to rephrase that. No he doesn't, he has been taught Catholic contraception.

I was just out on the patio having a tab when I heard a massive roar. Hmm, late draw, Vardy red carded. So, how many DLers are with me in willing Leicester to the title just to stuff it to the Premiershit outfits with masses of money and some sense of their divine right to win stuff? Sorry, not me. Couldn't give two shits for the blue wasters. Only one other team worse... Sheep shaggers... dcfc. How are Forest doing RA???

As a Spurs supporter I can honestly say that, if Leicester win the title, I will very happy for them. Nothing wrong with the underdog winning. From my perspective, my club has fielded the youngest side in the Premiership, the manager has got rid of most of the wastes of money we bought with our £100 million plus transfer kitty and he is promoting youth. We have signed talented players for the kind of money that most clubs in the division can also afford and, well, we are also demonstrating ( as we proved last time by wasting a fortune) that you can play great football with talented kids and fuck over all those 'BIG' clubs that feel its their divine right to be in the top four. The only drawback to Leicester winning the title will be millions of supporters of clubs who will see that and demand that their club should be able to do the same. I would expect, next season, more sackings by chairmen pressurised by demanding supporters. I can only hope Wet Spam choke to death on their free fucking stadium, the cunts.

Axl Rose to front AC/DC on latest tour... Aw FFS! I'll be at a festival where "Thin Lizzy" perform this summer, debateable whether they're as credible as AC/DC. Frankly, this smacks of contractual fulfillment and nowt much else. They'd be doing us all a favour NOT to stick it out by making an album; IMHO. You have to give it a chance, I mean, Trevor Horn fronting Yes worked a treat.....

I thought he had one too. Nothing came up in the search function. I think this hospital thing is just a decoy. He's a drama queen but under a contract so getting sick is the only solution to cancel a concert and/or a tour. But, 2016 is a weird one and we never know...that close race for biggest death of the year is still open. Number one for now being mini kim kardashian of course. You have a terrible habit of quoting and not putting fuck all in your posts, why??????

What did happen to Taters? Someone , lfn??, said 'fuck off' in the yearly 'we need new mods' moan, and he said 'aye'. He'll be back. Not thin skinned I wager. As will RC who's meltdown at Toast was unbelievable. Moments afore she said she was back 'dating' so the smart money is on her ditching us do as not to appear a weirdo to her new beau. She'll be back when that goes to shit. Hell, we need an agony aunt thread to stop all the resignations. What a pity the last one was modularily deleted Er, I didn't actually say 'fuck off' but I admit to being fucked off about somebody being on the forum 5 mins and post whoring the shit out of the place to 'gain acceptance' going on about culling mods. That's not his decision just as it isn't mine, why was it SO important to him? Yeah, he will be back, that's an absolute certainty.

It is But the mods aren't dead, just resting........

You mean a monument of somesort? Yeah, sounds like a good idea. Cant have them just cast aside like yesterdays chip paper.

I honestly haven't a clue who was on that list before this morning, anyone want to give us the lowdown on whose been moved off? Exactly, and nor do most people posting nowdays. That was my point, it didn't have to be done, you could make everybody a mod and the board wouldn't collapse into a heap of numerical codings. Removing some of those names is like removing Nelsons Column. Ok he died over a hundred years ago and the latest generation don't really know or care but the old geezer is interwoven into the Country, its history and its culture. Those mods were part of the fabric of this place.

Brucie usually spends winters in Puerto Rico, where his wife is from. Obviously, this year he has been unable to travel. Four months is a long time to recover, there have been 90 year olds who have been up and about after having hip replacements. It could be safe to assume that he is not going to 'fully recover' and that, perhaps, such invasive surgery has shortened his life span considerably.

hey, Fellatio, you have already made like a fifth list of overrated people. Wouldn´t it be easier for you just say that you hate all people (actors, musicians, politicians etc.) who are more famous than you? Well I fucking hate you most of all tbf. Mind you most people hate fucking parasites.

Not really - Death Star last active 2004 and Staying Alive - 2013 and Staying Alive 2 - 2008 and Tuber Mirum - 2015 Unless there was even more. DDT, Boudicca and Lady Grendel are also inactive but have conveniently set there last active to private. Which they are perfectly entitled to do. Amazing how one person starts the ball rolling about something so utterly trivial, obviously they have no vested interest (unlike somebody once upon a time.....) in who, what, why or when regarding our mods but still makes an issue out of fuck all. SC has NO chance of EVER becoming a mod on here so he can fuck off and you have baited enough mods not to give a shit who is one or who isn't. It was and is a non story to everybody who isn't obsessed with being a mod or questioning why we still have inactive mods. Nothing to see here....... Fair enough. I'd better fuck off then. Bye. Something a tad less OTT next time.

Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"?They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass. I'm glad you are so against people invading countries in the name of reilgion because that's exactly what the Israelians did to the Palestinians.Welcome to the forum Dubya.. shut up you fat loser. You are beneath me.My hair may be starting to depart and my eyesight aint what it was but im not fat!!! kill yourself you fat bastard asshole cunt motherfucker. Curiously all those words are spelled correctly. Well that depends if you accept the American spelling of 'ass' or the English one of 'arse' As Cat would say 'I prefer arse'

Not really - Death Star last active 2004 and Staying Alive - 2013 and Staying Alive 2 - 2008 and Tuber Mirum - 2015 Unless there was even more. DDT, Boudicca and Lady Grendel are also inactive but have conveniently set there last active to private. Which they are perfectly entitled to do. Amazing how one person starts the ball rolling about something so utterly trivial, obviously they have no vested interest (unlike somebody once upon a time.....) in who, what, why or when regarding our mods but still makes an issue out of fuck all. SC has NO chance of EVER becoming a mod on here so he can fuck off and you have baited enough mods not to give a shit who is one or who isn't. It was and is a non story to everybody who isn't obsessed with being a mod or questioning why we still have inactive mods. Nothing to see here.......

Hold on, you have been on the forum for a whole 5 mins ( allegedly) and you have already started badgering and cajoling existing admins to remove mods whos post quality was possibly the SOLE reason this forum didn't die at its birth. Whats the obsession about? It did no harm whatsoever to leave them be. You SURE you haven't been here before??