Lord Fellatio Nelson

You call this follically challenged? You've got more hair on the back of your hand than I've got on my entire body! Well,fair play Cat...

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Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"?They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass. I'm glad you are so against people invading countries in the name of reilgion because that's exactly what the Israelians did to the Palestinians.Welcome to the forum Dubya.. shut up you fat loser. You are beneath me.My hair may be starting to depart and my eyesight aint what it was but im not fat!!! kill yourself you fat bastard asshole cunt motherfucker. Good but nowhere near the 'take a cigar' level required.

Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"?They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass. I'm glad you are so against people invading countries in the name of reilgion because that's exactly what the Israelians did to the Palestinians.Welcome to the forum Dubya.. shut up you fat loser. You are beneath me. My hair may be starting to depart and my eyesight aint what it was but im not fat!!!

Erm..... Ok.

Come on, stop fucking about Charon, you don't need this second account!

Yeah, well, why the admins are about, can one put 'follically challenged bastard' under my name please? Thanks

So.....is he dead yet?

Fucking hell, the 9/1/17!!!!!! He may well be dead by then FFS!!!! Good to see that the English legal system has a sense of humour

Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"?They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass. I'm glad you are so against people invading countries in the name of reilgion because that's exactly what the Israelians did to the Palestinians. Welcome to the forum Dubya..

WTF is Ali wearing a watch for?? Its not like he is in a fucking rush to be somewhere. If he gets asked the time it will be 25 mins before he is even able to work out the time and another 1hr 22 mins before he is able to communicate said time to the person that asked.

You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum. Hmmmmmm The one who ran off in a huff the other week other absolutely fucking nothing? No, somebody way before your time on here.

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You deffo remind me of a 'previous' regular to this hallowed forum. Hmmmmmm

He is a twat. How many times has he been thrown out over the years? He is another 'Grandstander' making futile and pointless attacks on opposition Politicians. So we all think Dave is dodgy, so what? Skinner just rolls out another 'do bears shit in the woods' statement and diverts several barrow loads of shit away from Cameron as everybody gets side tracked by somebody who has been in Politics long enough to know better. Well done Dennis, you bell end. I quite like him despite being no where near him on the political spectrum.To me he comes across as one of those grumpy old Uncles/Granddad`s every family has that turn up to family events in a bad mood and just insult everyone and completely disband their filter but that somehow you respect their honesty and have a certain warmth to them that you can`t explain.In terms of making the comments he did he could have not referred to David Cameron as "Dodgy Dave" but by getting kicked out he got a hell of a lot more media exposure and access to the public than he would if he hadn`t used that phrase.Sad that is the way it is but it is true. Im nowhere near him on the Political scale either and, tbf, whole swathes of working class folk are nowhere near him either. 20 years ago he was good sport, came up with some good quotes, would go bare knuckle with the old Etonians across the floor and said much that chimed with the public. Now he just comes across as a rude old git, a show off, an attention seeker who puts himself before his 'people' The day ended up being as much about good old Dennis as it did about Tax dodging, unforgiveble really. Fucking hell, he could even have taken Cameron to task over spunking £9 million of taxpayers money on high grade bog roll containing 'facts and nothing but the facts' pertaining to remaining within the EU. THAT is a fucking scandal, its not like Brexit will be given £9 million of OUR money to provide a counter argument, is it.

He is a twat. How many times has he been thrown out over the years? He is another 'Grandstander' making futile and pointless attacks on opposition Politicians. So we all think Dave is dodgy, so what? Skinner just rolls out another 'do bears shit in the woods' statement and diverts several barrow loads of shit away from Cameron as everybody gets side tracked by somebody who has been in Politics long enough to know better. Well done Dennis, you bell end.

...........a bit like your spelling then.

Yes they do. Michael Mcintyre.

I love ABBA.

I found it more alarming that, in such an ethnically diverse nation nobody thought 'Hmm, ''Coon'' Rapids....' Mebee we ought to change that..'

Story of my life! I think I'll use that as the title of my autobiography. I suspect David Furnish has been doing that for some time, Cat. Mind you, maybe others have too............

Can I have Sheila Mercier? That would be like dipping your member into some rancid old meat. You sick puppy!!!!

See? Genius has returned

This place aint the same without you.

NO! Not sure what the point your making is, if you don't want to be part of it just don't enter. Can you tell me what soap Bill Teacher appeared in and as what character? your mom. I didn't realise you were a Brummie, MK. That's a bit off Toastie. You have now accused the good folk of Birmingham of being, well, illiterate.