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Everything posted by Lord Fellatio Nelson
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If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. plus that notorious thread about British midget wrestling...Just fuck off you c**t.Why are you being so grumpy? Did children steal your morning milk?You are taking the piss.If you want to contribute, join. You are nothing more than a fucking parasite. Continually posting as a guest makes you an irritating second account c**t. lFN maybe he isn't joining because users like you are discouraging him to. I have legitimately seen nothing wrong with this guests post except for his grandma bet and the again that was just a bad joke. Why must you shit on him. That's a crock of shit. He is still posting even though he is a twat. Maybe if he signs up he wont get called a c**t or summat.
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Well it was heartening to see all those 'Socialist Workers Party' members( didn't think they needed their own party now Corbyn has taken the helm at Labour) and assorted Anarchists and some of our middle classes with fuck all better to do demonstrate, en masse, outside the Connaught Rooms demanding that Cameron resign. It surely was a case of a man devoid of any sense of reality harangued by a mob of people equally devoid of any sense of reality.
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If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. plus that notorious thread about British midget wrestling... Just fuck off you c**t. Why are you being so grumpy? Did children steal your morning milk? You are taking the piss. If you want to contribute, join. You are nothing more than a fucking parasite. Continually posting as a guest makes you an irritating second account c**t.
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If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. To say nothing of the fact that the Beatles and the Rolling Stones have their own threads... Why would they warrant ones and not Abba? .........because they are way more interesting. Abba: Where are the stories of underage sex, infidelity on an industrial scale, drug taking to make Pfizer look like a local chemists, illegitimate children and life on the super highway of life? Fucking nowhere, that's what. Abba were, by Pop culture standards, one step up from Aled Jones. Exactly how are they going to keep a thread going? Yeah, there may be exceptions to the rule but there has to be something more substantial than 'Very Famous' to have threads created about people. The way things are, there is too many threads and not enough content in them as it is. This is just another shit thread clogging up the boards.
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If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. plus that notorious thread about British midget wrestling... amen to that........some people here tend to change side like the wind...one moment they're friends with you and then the other they shit against you.....fucking drama queens No, we are NOT friends with you. What the fuck gave you that idea???
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If Charlotte Rae ,90 year old horse jockeys and a bunch of other randos can have their own thread then the most commercially succesful pop band of the 20th Century meet the bar for one easily. plus that notorious thread about British midget wrestling... Just fuck off you c**t.
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It's an Abba thread Your A cunt. You're a cunt. Cunt.
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It's an Abba thread Its a pointless thread.
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Money and sex....that's why Hugh is 90 today and he'll keep up until 100, I bet my ass he will i know that you mean, and in part you are right but... also it's probably that at his age can have an heart attack "during the act" Studies have shown that people who have lots of sex and enjoy it have a low chance of heart attack....meaning: heart is a muscle and he's pumping it to perfection.....his heart is healthier than my whole body, that's why MJ died at 50 Its also fair to say that the fabulously RICH Hefner has access to the best medical care, the best food and the best lifestyle available to help him reach such an age.
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You really can have too much of a good thing.........
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Even if the lassie on his arm doesn't co-ordinate with his sexual orientation. Really? There is a deffo touch of Lady boy about young Arthur/Martha there. Cliff can spot on a mile off, maybe?
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Don't be orry. Nobody will ind. I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598 Yes it's fucking stupid in't?! I created a proper 'Porn Star' thread that disappeared days later, only to find it was merged into some thread titled Lara Roxx. I'm like WHO THE FUCK knows to look THERE? (Note: Unlike other cheeky titles, this one doesn't have an explanatory subtitle). But the Braindeads who run the show know better than you or I on this matter. In the meantime I've still never heard of Lara Roxx nor would have any idea what's in a thread with said title without opening it, which I guess I'm responsible to do for 1900 threads, according to Lord & Lady Braindead. SirC Surely it's not that difficult to work out that a Pr0n actor is a porn actor? No but, lets face it, that rant upped his post count by a whole extra one.
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Don't be orry. Nobody will ind. I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598 Cant somebody ban this utter fuckwitt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Don't fackin do 'im Chaz, e aint worff it!!!!
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This seems unlikely to me, so I asked for clarification Instead of replying, you launched this diatribe at me 1. I've never claimed to be funny. 2. Your knowledge of my parents and my relationship with them is slight to non-existent. 3. I don't use autocorrect. I check my posts for errors before posting, and edit when necessary. enjoy your report. Seriously, are you REALLY that stupid????? What do you think is going to happen? Is Bou , MH or PB going to ask us to attend their office and give us the slipper or something?? What do you really think is going to happen? Z is still here and he is as unhinged and as vile as they come so I doubt if Toastie and I will be going anywhere soon. Grow the fuck up.
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Once upon a time, long ago Z was not the utter c***t he is now, MK seems to be treading the same path, albeit less extreme. Id not say he was a bit 'lost' just a bit of a tool now. Sad
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I don't know why he just doesn't go and report me to his teacher.
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That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead! Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since. the fact that she has made millions because if it is enough to piss off anyone. Millions, really ? Millions of what? jeez what do you think. You are not funny and stop Nit picking my posts in order to get the attention your parents didn't give you. How would you like if you accidentally misspelt something thanks to your autocorrect and a group of people started to give you shit for it.You have gone from a likeable lad into a complete arsehole.Keep it going and the only people who will bother to interact with you will be those who are not fussy what they tread in, the same people who give Z the time of day when the rest of us have fucked him off our Christmas card list. oh how dare I stand up to a bunch of bullies. All I am doing is standing up and defending myself. Maybe you should go look into the mirror and realise what a lose you are.Nobody is bullying you.You cannot spell, your punctuation is fucking appalling and you are beginning to strut around the forum like somesort of mini Z and, generally, acting like a complete w***er. All of us can make grammatical errors, nobody is perfect but you manage to mangle the language of every post you make. FFS, do you NEVER check what you have written BEFORE you click the 'post' button?? Like I said, you came on, seemed a nice lad, engaging, funny ( normally when you wasn't meant to be) and people, generally, liked you. Now you have your feet under the table you think you can be arrogant and rude without being smart enough to not end up looking a complete cock. Wake up or fuck off. I was only engaging with people the same way you would but it seems when I do it I am the bad guy . Also enjoy your report.
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That one must have been laying dormant at the bottom of your boots.What the fuck dragged it to the surface, I thought she was dead! Naked Gun repeat was on over Easter (forgot Nancy Marchand was in that), and it's been eating away at me ever since. the fact that she has made millions because if it is enough to piss off anyone. Millions, really ? Millions of what? jeez what do you think. You are not funny and stop Nit picking my posts in order to get the attention your parents didn't give you. How would you like if you accidentally misspelt something thanks to your autocorrect and a group of people started to give you shit for it.You have gone from a likeable lad into a complete arsehole.Keep it going and the only people who will bother to interact with you will be those who are not fussy what they tread in, the same people who give Z the time of day when the rest of us have fucked him off our Christmas card list. oh how dare I stand up to a bunch of bullies. All I am doing is standing up and defending myself. Maybe you should go look into the mirror and realise what a lose you are. Nobody is bullying you. You cannot spell, your punctuation is fucking appalling and you are beginning to strut around the forum like somesort of mini Z and, generally, acting like a complete w***er. All of us can make grammatical errors, nobody is perfect but you manage to mangle the language of every post you make. FFS, do you NEVER check what you have written BEFORE you click the 'post' button?? Like I said, you came on, seemed a nice lad, engaging, funny ( normally when you wasn't meant to be) and people, generally, liked you. Now you have your feet under the table you think you can be arrogant and rude without being smart enough to not end up looking a complete cock. Wake up or fuck off.
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Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Wasn't it believed that he fled to Brazil? No, that was Mengele in The Boys From Brazil. Edit: Could have been Paraguay or somewhere -
That's the $64,000 question. Its now April and, in theory, he SHOULD be well enough to attend. If he doesn't.........
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Conspiracy Theories
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to the_engineer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Add another layer to that theory. Supposedly, the Porn Star Mary Millington serviced old Harold at No10. Years later she commits suicide. What if she was sent in so that certain agencies could blackmail him? What if she was silenced? Ive just made that up! -
Yes you are.
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Well, the giants of Showbiz have been quick to pay their respects to the little fella. Brucie, Gervais and, er, Walliams.......
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It'll be four coffin handles. Handles for his coffin. I hope to God you are not a second account merchant because you are the best newbie for fucking ages.