Lord Fellatio Nelson

Ginormous? Looks like Eddie large will did after all. did what??

I swear you made the same statement not too long ago and you were wrong.

IIRC, Barbara Kelly/Braden used to be quite fucking awful to him when they both appeared on the same episodes of Blankety Blank. Wasn't just the public that didn't like him then.

My brother bought me Erasures '40 Pop Hits' CD for my birthday. One of my 'guilty pleasures', them and Depeche Mode. I must be a subconscious Vince Clarke fan methinx. Guilty pleasure, really? I wouldn't put either in that category. Erasure, yes.. with me being a heterosexual chap.. as most of Erasures fans consist of camp-chappies & sweet ladies who believe they can 'turn' Andy Bell. But having grown up during the 1980s, I did prefer the UK synth-pop tunes by the likes of Erasure, Depeche Mode, Human League, Howard Jones, O.M.D & most pop-orientated stuff that goes against the stereotype that most men who are now in their late 40s were fans of Dire Straits/Springsteen/Queen around 30 years ago. Though I've always had a soft spot for Madonna & Kylies pre-2006 material. Must be me feminine side. Now, where's me cowboy boots, braces & fake bushy moustache ?? Erasure my guilty pleasure, yes.. but a damn good one !! (I even bought a Jaki Graham 7" single in 1986 !) This must be a bloke thing, cos I've heard this sort of thing before - but never from women. If you like somebody's music, why should their sexual orientation cause you embarrassment? As a straight woman, I don't feel uncomfortable about liking, for instance, Dusty Springfield or Joan Armatrading. Or Freddie Mercury, since you mentioned Queen I think it was a bloke thing Toastie, although I suspect that the more 'hardcore' of music like Queen transcended all barriers that, perhaps, Erasure never did? Men are strange creatures.

Isn't that the same as saying: we're equal opportunity ghouls? Nah, better not. It might lead to awkward questions. Aye, best not cause any upset. AFAIK, they are currently casting new 'oscars' at the foundry with afro haircuts to demonstrate, beyond all doubt, that the Academy is very racially inclusive.

Thank gawd for that!! Good to see a black actor finally being recognised for their contribution to the Deadpool industry. DL is leading the way in demonstrating its non racist credentials. Can we not have a thread titled 'Is it coz I is Black?' where we can discuss the famous and infamous 'non white' celebrities??

If some of the fucktards who favour staying in are anything to go by..... Somebody was asked why they wanted to remain in the EU. Their answer was that the EU has stopped conflict in Europe and kept it stable...... Obviously, Germany is now massing troops on the Polish border incase we vote to leave.

???? Tell us more, oh master-of-celebrity-sex-weirdness? Debbie Does Doggies? You'll like this, Winalot! Debbie Does Dog food??????? Not quite, however, there is a grainy old 7mm film purporting to show a young Linda Lovelace at it with Lassies cousin, another alsation, And there's those rumors about Catherine the Great..........Dane EFA

He is way to vain to, ya know, IMHO. He is just probably spending a few days looking at porn and wanking into his mums knickers socks.

No, Olivia won't follow in Zsa Zsa's footsteps, what a fucking STUPID comment. Why do you hate Olivia enough to make a posts that implies she could die soon? It's obvious to anyone with BRAINCELLS that she will survive into the 2020s. So, for future reference, don't be so anti-Olivia. Ok? :rant: :rant: could you please get that stick out of your butt.hahahahaahha, oh look it's the semi-illiterate irish boy. Question: I was talking to TomTom, so why is your comment needed in this instance? Hm?because it's a dumbass rant I'd expect from a drive by ranter not a user.Rather a drive-by ranter than a leprechaun.................................................................................wow so edgy have you ever do considered killing yourself. Oi!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the kind of shit we expect from a certain Dr, not you!!!!! Pack it in.

???? Tell us more, oh master-of-celebrity-sex-weirdness? That's not me, Handy is DLs legendary 'Denise Robertson' of the celebrity sex weirdness world!!

???? Tell us more, oh master-of-celebrity-sex-weirdness? Debbie Does Doggies? You'll like this, Winalot! Debbie Does Dog food??????? Not quite, however, there is a grainy old 7mm film purporting to show a young Linda Lovelace at it with Lassies cousin, another alsation,

The film was The man Who Fell to Earth - I thought it was quite good. It was a couple of years after the Lulu song but he would probably have been filming when it came out That's very kind of you Sir but I got it completely fucking wrong!!

I think this is as good a place as any to have a bit of a rant about this whole "what first attracted you to multi-millionaire Paul Daniels" thing that gets trotted out ad infinitum whenever he is mentioned, or whenever two people with an age gap and a wealth gap get married these days. So here we go: 1) When they first met, Debbie had more money than he did (see her interview in the Telegraph a while back). He was preparing for his first major TV show at the age of 40 and had been a struggling entertainer for many years, so was nowhere near being a mllionaire or multi-millionaire. She was only 21 but had had a successful dancing career up to that point, including a stint in Tehran at the Iranian national ballet. She was a graduate of the Royal Ballet School, and is from a middle class family, so not short of money. 2) They got married 9 years after they met. So hardly like Kylie (just engaged to a 28yo she's known a few months) or Stephen Fry, or Catherine Zeta-Jones or hundreds of others. 3) They're still together after 28 years of marriage, and knowing each other for 37 years. Probably longer than 95% of showbiz marriages. 4) Caroline Aherne, denizen of many DDP teams (who was Mrs Merton and in 1995 did the show with McGee) had herself just got married to Peter Hook, bassist of New Order in 1994. Let's for the sake of argument, call him "famous multi-millionaire bassist" Peter Hook, and ask what first attracted her. 5) Caroline Aherne's marriage to Peter Hook ended in 1997, after 3 years. it is not known how much of his estate she took in the divorce. So what is the point of this rant? I'm not entirely sure. I don't know either of them, perhaps they are both horrible unpleasant people. They said both the Mrs Merton show and the later Louis Theroux show gave them big career boosts. So it obviously doesn't bother them very much. But it bothers me because the whole thing is just so ridiculous and factually wrong, and every time I see it on my computer screen in the comments sections I want to put my foot through the screen and send the bill to Caroline Aherne. Perhaps some people feel the same about whenever Captain Pugwash is mentioned, some smart arse comes along and says "haha snort snort did you know they had a character called Roger the Cabin Boy and another one called Seaman Staines snort snort just imagine eh lolz" when of course none of those characters were actually in the programme, it was made up later by someone having a laugh. /end of rant. I may be wrong but I'm fairly sure that the Mrs Merton show was a spoof. In other words, it was a joke. That said, the line may well be "trotted out ..... whenever two people with an age gap and a wealth gap get married" - but often the accompanying derision is well deserved. Fucking hell, Id hate to see the rant over something, like, important!!!

Too deep for here.

Wasn't that Lulu song recorded to promote the film of the same name starring one Mr David Bowie who was a shit Alien?

Ah, well, at least Debbie still has her Alsations,eh.

Only one board is private. And it hasn't been used yet, I bet you didn't know there's a secret board on DL. Mod forum, I'd guess. Doesn't everywhere have one? I expect so, but that's not what I meant. Shhhhhh!!!!!!!! You cant tell the people!!!!!!

because in reality she never was a good pick and was about as unhealthy as a regular 89 year old, so not old enough or terminally ill, which isn't good enough. EFA

Fucking disgraceful. The 'committee', yet again have fallen short of their solemn duty to provide hits for the Dead pool hungry. Im fucked If I know what they were on ( Speckled Hen? ) but how the buggery you can confuse Stan Lee with Harper Lee is utterly beyond comprehension. I demand a refund!!!!!!

Well nobody has bothered to tell Angela Merkels husband, have they!

Aye, bit of a blind spot there, arf! TBF, Gordon Banks has had that since 1972.

Well I had a quick browse and saw this: It may be coherent, but it certainly isn't correct. So I stopped browsing. The forum has no requirement for correct spelling and grammar, it's aimed at snooker fans ffs The key is that it's a forum, in the internet arena that is a place to discuss things in written English. It saves a lot of wasted time if people don't misunderstand what you are trying to convey due to your terrible spelling, grammar and punctuation. The fact that it is about snooker rather than say crochet, 147 ways of cooking mung beans, or even (shock) death, is irrelevant. If the admins of the site cannot even get the instructions right.... It was understable regardless of grammatic errors. Can I join and then post.... Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt, etc etc till I get a 24hr ban? You're more than welcome to do so, although you'll be waiting a long time for that 24 hour ban as your posts would just be moved to the hidden forum. What, like there is a SECRET forum?????????? Fucking hell, walk before you run. There's a forum for registered members only for stuff that could cause issues if left in public view. But feel free to come across and post a shit-load of snooker loopy is a cunt posts. You need to get Sir C on board, he will busy it up no end by upping his post count to stratospheric proportions or something.

Can I join and then post.... Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt, etc etc till I get a 24hr ban? why not impersonate him instead? Yes, well, have another read Kid and work out the hidden meaning or summat

Well I had a quick browse and saw this: It may be coherent, but it certainly isn't correct. So I stopped browsing. The forum has no requirement for correct spelling and grammar, it's aimed at snooker fans ffs The key is that it's a forum, in the internet arena that is a place to discuss things in written English. It saves a lot of wasted time if people don't misunderstand what you are trying to convey due to your terrible spelling, grammar and punctuation. The fact that it is about snooker rather than say crochet, 147 ways of cooking mung beans, or even (shock) death, is irrelevant. If the admins of the site cannot even get the instructions right.... It was understable regardless of grammatic errors. Can I join and then post.... Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt,Snooker Loopy is a cunt, etc etc till I get a 24hr ban? You're more than welcome to do so, although you'll be waiting a long time for that 24 hour ban as your posts would just be moved to the hidden forum. What, like there is a SECRET forum?????????? Fucking hell, walk before you run.