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I saw a name on that Wiki page that Id forgotten about, Labour MP John Stonehouse. He caused a By Election by being convicted of fraud. So, even with the strong rumours of him being in the pocket of the Czech secret service, being caught faking his death and, generally being of very dubious character, the Labour Party STILL didn't get shot of him until he was finally convicted. How times change.
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Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I learned to drive in a Mini and owned a 1961 model back in the day. The greatest car ever made IMHO, however, not to brilliant when you are 6ft 1 and have to fold yourself to get in and unfold when you get out. -
Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Generally, work makes me fucking miserable, however, today I was told that I would be leaving the engineering group im on to do something else that is MUCH better. Apparently, my senior manager reckoned that I wasn't 'suited' to the group I was on. This is probably because I constantly disagreed with everything he said and told him that the company had too many David Brents and not enough Alan Sugars or summat. He didn't like that. See? Say what you think and you end up getting your dream move. -
So .. What Do You Watch On TV?
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Banshees Scream's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Isnt the idea that Amazon sells on the show to terrestrial stations? Is it not possible that the three twats could still end up on a major station at a peak'ish' time? -
Language Barrier
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Typhoid Harry's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Alternatively '7 up' is happiness at a gay orgy -
Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
My first car. Hillman Hunter GT, identical to the pic apart from the stripe. All my mates had Fords, I wanted to be different. Happy days. -
Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Fiats used to be brilliant drivers cars, even the lickle ones sounded awesome. Unfortunately, they used to dissolve right infront of your eyes. -
Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I like you a lot. -
Room Lovely, Look You.
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Bald rick's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
That model is called ''buikschuiver'' in Dutch, that was for nozems. I belonged to the punk rockers, I owned a Puch like this: Did you never have one of these?? Awesome little cars! -
Wasn't he also born partially deaf??
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Plane, Train And Automobile Crashes
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lady Die's topic in DeathList Forum
Slow as fuck they may be, but I wouldn't say they have no chance of crashing. This happened as I was on the top deck of a bus on my way to college http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/december/12/newsid_2547000/2547561.stm I got off the bus to help those that were injured. I remember that. I think the discussion pertained to recent times.....I think. -
If they keep playing like they are they will end up playing to empty stadiums anyway!! Bin dippers. Didn't realise they lost to West Ham in the Cup. Oh well, my mate Shorty will be happy about that. I hate the Spammers more tbf.
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If they keep playing like they are they will end up playing to empty stadiums anyway!! Bin dippers.
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Horses recognise human emotions. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-35522233 See? Camilla ALWAYS knew what Charlie was thinking.
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That's an old and fairly well-known rumour. Bowie's first wife Angela said that there was nothing to it, they were just two lads sharing a bed, as it used to be normal decades ago, especially in somewhat impoverished post WWII-Britain. This wardrobe story is slightly different though. Nevertheless I see nothing to suggest that the two gentlemen involved were pleasuring each other. I suspect that the lady received all their attentions. They did come out of the closet though... 20 mins????!!!!!! That rock and roll lifestyle came with a downside. They both appear to have had the stamina of an 85 year old on 100 a day.
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Plane, Train And Automobile Crashes
Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lady Die's topic in DeathList Forum
They were saying on the radio this morning that our perception of how the well run, managed and, generally, totally efficient German rail network is, is a bit bollocks. The word is they are generally rag bag and a bit shite. They also did a summary yesterday on train crashes in Europe and how the UK is one of the very safest anywhere. No surprises there really, ours are as slow as fuck and never run on time, they have no chance of meeting each other and having a head on!! -
That particular horror has done the rounds over the years on various 'TV shite' programmes. Victor Lewis Smith did a series some time back, TV Hell, which was pretty good IMHO.
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oh here it is thank you for not deleting the post I was wondering about Vivienne Westwood the other day after seeing her photo in a book just entitled Punk. She's seen posing for a photo with Chrissy Hynde a few others. Actually here's the photo She has always looked as rough as fuck and 75 years old.
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He just looks like a man that has cum just once to often onto a dress.
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It seems they also have a job as Dutch footy analyst Jan van Halst. Does he also go by the name Danny Murphy? That's Danny Mills I always get those two mixed up. Googled Murphy first, found it wasn't him I was thinking of, then still got it wrong. Still, got my post count up and that's the main thing! Yes,its the be all and end all isn't it. Oh look, Ive just upped mine by one too!!
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Yeah, SIR CREEP is the 'disturbed' one. well creep is in your name. Kid, are ya on your lappy, under your duvet with a torch in your mouth??
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It seems they also have a job as Dutch footy analyst Jan van Halst. Does he also go by the name Danny Murphy? That's Danny Mills
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I don't profess to know anything substantial about US Politics but I liked Clinton. Im wondering, perhaps, had Hilary had any of his charisma, she would be the next President???? Ok, that's a no.
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Quality over quantity! Thank fuck for that, Im hung like a Siberian hamster!
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Lord Fellatio Nelson replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Also popular with people who have no idea what Warcraft figurines are. Did that Warcraft thing used to spam everything going a few years back??