Lord Fellatio Nelson

The head of VW UK has stated that UK owners will get no compo in regards to the Diesel emissions scandal. My car is actually affected as its got a VW Diesel engine, not that I give a shit TBH but, once again, the Yanks will get a windfall in compo and Europe will get fuck all. Wankers.

Amongst other attire. Exactly what did you type in to get that pic??????? It's in the original arcticle. You sick puppy!

While I do like the songs of the Eagles, I agree with you that "Pink Champagne on ice" is a gastronomical disaster. And to answer you last question, I think U2 will end up filling that slot. Watching Rolling Stones is also an expensive endeavor these days. I think people were complaining about the ticket prices for Bruce Springsteen's current US tour. Springsteen tickets go for about $100 although they're not the best of seats. It's most likely double that if you want a decent view of the stage. Yeah, I think they were a lot higher than usual in some venues this time though, hence the grumbling. But compared with some others, Bruce's prices are on the low side and as Whitehouse points out, you get a lot for your money. .......apart from a great voice.

What do you drive? Skoda Fabia, Mitsubishi 4x4 pick up and a Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious in the garage.You only live once, right? How is your Capri? Went years ago!!

Amongst other attire. Exactly what did you type in to get that pic???????

Now that the Beeb are resurrecting Robot Wars, whaddya think the chances are of the Prof entering the ring against some of the machinery that will be bidding to be champion? I think he has a chance.

What do you drive? Skoda Fabia, Mitsubishi 4x4 pick up and a Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious in the garage. You only live once, right?

I LOVE cars!!!!!

.........so many to choose from Handy!

Come on, someone will have to say, on that fateful day, 'Diski is Deadski..' ........or summat

I arranged for Roy Wood to make a phone call (he's really shy) and showed Neil Innes where the Gents was. Rock on Rockhopper!!!!!

I fixed Suzy Quattros phone line once, many years back. Does that count? PS: Ditto Fatima Whitbread who was built more like a brick shithouse in real life than any picture could convey. That's gotta count!!!!!

I hope he didn't have someone hypnotized at the time. "At the count of three you'll wake up. 1, 2...aaarrrrggghhh" SC That post is TWO fucking years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that would be proper financial Armageddon, rather than some of the previously forecast ones in recent years. Though, if the EU ref has one of these results: a) UK votes out, but Scotland votes massively in favour of staying. UK votes to stay in narrowly, with Scotland votes keeping the rest in the EU. Then the resulting shitstorm will be very interesting. Clearly this is all setting the scene for Prime Minister Tim Farron... "Widening support for the UK to leave the EU": http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-17/new-poll-show-widening-support-for-uk-to-leave-eu/7093730 ...followed by... "EU exit would lead to Scottish independence, says poll": http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/eu-exit-would-lead-to-scottish-independence-says-poll-1-4003304 Now that would be proper financial Armageddon, rather than some of the previously forecast ones in recent years. Though, if the EU ref has one of these results: a) UK votes out, but Scotland votes massively in favour of staying. UK votes to stay in narrowly, with Scotland votes keeping the rest in the EU. Then the resulting shitstorm will be very interesting. Clearly this is all setting the scene for Prime Minister Tim Farron... "Widening support for the UK to leave the EU": http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-17/new-poll-show-widening-support-for-uk-to-leave-eu/7093730 ...followed by... "EU exit would lead to Scottish independence, says poll": http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/eu-exit-would-lead-to-scottish-independence-says-poll-1-4003304 Good............and fucking brilliant. Bring it on!

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This has to be the BEST Bowie tribute I've seen so far. There's a big part of me which thinks Bowie may have approved. There's also a big part of me which thinks nothing much ever happens in Timaru. This has Alan Partridge written all over it. Utter genius.

NO. Why not she epitomises the Clive Dunn spirit in won't die and has been playing very old for nearly half-a-century? Clive Dunn wasn't 94 when he first went on the list. Sometimes you have to let it go, a bit like those fuckwitts that clone their pet dogs, whats past has gone and you should be letting go not trying to hang onto the past or summat. Dunn is done, there is no more.

Fucking hell. A pointless post because it suggests that the 'commitee' give two fucks about who goes on the list and who doesn't. They don't spend months pouring over data to come up with the 50. They don't give a shit what you think or anybody else thinks, they do what everybody else does, they shoot fish in a barrel and pinch the odd name or three that has come up for discussion on here. Stop getting yer knickers in a twist, its just a game.

Aye, no more Tractors, sheep, cabbages, sheepdogs..............

We already have enough whiny Americans and people dull enough to know who Doug Stanhope is here. ok, very fucking sorry I brought it up, thanks for the fuck off notice, champ Cheer up! He's just our resident curmudgeon. Pissing off new members is a kind of ritual; it's in his contract. To be fair, he didn't try to tip toe his way in to get a feel of the place or owt, no he came in swinging his club hammer...

IIRC, when you start a new topic, there is a section on the R/H side of the page pertaining to creating a Poll for it.

I hit 50 last year, under the circumstances of that time, I had no desire to celebrate it. I hit 51 a week or two back and I still had no desire to celebrate it. Birthdays can fuck right off.

The time-traveling alcoholic? That's my favourite TV show too Hill Street Blues!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was one of my all time favourite TV series, absolutely adored it.

.............so I wont mention that his classic 'Nothing Rhymed' is one of my faves then Toastie..... That may be so, but you must surely agree that song is the most depressing dirge ever. No