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  1. ok now I hear Tony Blackburn's voice saying "Not available in the shops" You must remember those 'Top of The Pops' albums back in the 70s where the chart hits on the albums were not actually recorded by the original artists!!! Try that one now!!
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    David Bowie

    There is also Janis Joplin, Gram Parsons, Cass Elliot and Jim Morrison for the 70s Shit loads, infact.
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    David Bowie

    Sam Cooke and Otis Redding for the 60s Marvin Gaye for the 80s
  4. Papa was a Rolling Stone - The Temptations 54321 - Manfred Mann Dreadlock Holiday - 10CC Marys Boy Child - Boney M Karma Chameleon - Culture Club Mull of Kintyre - Wings D I S C O - Ottawan Living in America - James Brown 98.2% of Elvis tracks Do They Know its Christmas - Band Aid New York New York - Frank Sinatra White Christmas - Bing Crosby Pop goes the Weasel - Anthony Newley Love will Tear us apart - Joy Division ...and many more.
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    David Bowie

    Course he did.
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    Lynda Bellingham

    This is so so fucked up.I had a lot of sympathy with him when he was looking after her and just after she died but then his behaviour got stranger and stranger.First he started constantly updating her twitter account which is weird then he said he was talking to her spirit which is creepy and now he is making love to her ghost.I do wonder if he has had a breakdown of some description.Either that or he is just a publicity whore.I know that people deal with grief differently but this is just disrespectful to her and plain creepy! Well he still needs to earn a living. Is he going for that literary Bad Sex award? Possibly Toastie. Hey, come on, Im sure we have all had an experience of having sex with someone and thinking we were fucking a corpse!!! Very good. I have to admit I've sensed the presence of our much-missed little dog, who died back in October. Ghostly farts with his own unmistakable aroma. I kid you not. Winalot? Seriously, yes, that is quite common, I believe in all that so im biased anyway.
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    Lynda Bellingham

    This is so so fucked up.I had a lot of sympathy with him when he was looking after her and just after she died but then his behaviour got stranger and stranger.First he started constantly updating her twitter account which is weird then he said he was talking to her spirit which is creepy and now he is making love to her ghost.I do wonder if he has had a breakdown of some description.Either that or he is just a publicity whore.I know that people deal with grief differently but this is just disrespectful to her and plain creepy! Well he still needs to earn a living. Is he going for that literary Bad Sex award? Possibly Toastie. Hey, come on, Im sure we have all had an experience of having sex with someone and thinking we were fucking a corpse!!!
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    Lynda Bellingham

    This is so so fucked up.I had a lot of sympathy with him when he was looking after her and just after she died but then his behaviour got stranger and stranger.First he started constantly updating her twitter account which is weird then he said he was talking to her spirit which is creepy and now he is making love to her ghost.I do wonder if he has had a breakdown of some description.Either that or he is just a publicity whore.I know that people deal with grief differently but this is just disrespectful to her and plain creepy! Well he still needs to earn a living.
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    The dead of 2016

    Jerry Lee Lewis, John Peel.....legends If Stewpot hadn't have been a semi shit DJ he may have gotten away with it!!
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    Grange Hill

    Shit, I remember watching Grange Hill from the start and that fella didn't look like he was acting he WAS a teacher just like those I were taught by. Edit: Found this site.http://familiar-unknown.blogspot.co.uk/search?updated-min=2013-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&updated-max=2014-01-01T00:00:00-08:00&max-results=50 should go well with ATJs thread sometime back
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    Cricket Thread. Only Mad Dogs And Englishmen

    The only good thing about cricket is that you can smash people over the head with the bat and 'accidentally' throw the ball at somebody and cause them harm. Apart from that its shit.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    That Heath Ledger fella. Was a fucking brilliant actor.
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    Room 101

    What is it about Movie villains that they have to be played by English Actors?????
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Couldn't do that. Ive not even seen the urn my Dads ashes are in, I think Id die if I did.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Five????? Did Nana like wedding cake??
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    Timothy Spall

    To be honest, it just looks like has gone from being obese to 'normal' weight. He isn't the first to have lost weight so dramatically, he will probably shove it all back on too.
  17. Well baccy sales will plummet and the smugglers will make a fucking fortune bringing it into the country. Utter stupidity.
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    Name Shame?

    Point in question /\ /\ /\ I think that may have referred to young C U N T who did like to change his log in name like he changed his underpants ( and spammed the chat room last night demanding yet ANOTHER name change) which was pointless as it wouldnt make his shit posting any better. I've changed my name once. Unless you imply that I've only ever changed my undies once. Anyway, can I have Deathray back as my name? Why????????
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    I have read this five times and I have absolutely no idea what it means. I think he is doing a 'how many times a lottery number comes up per year' with the DL. So, for example, anybody who is number three is less likely to die than the person at number two........................well I THINK that's what he is on about. Not that its in the right thread or anything or he hasn't explained it from the outset, or anything.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    Dear Lord...............................
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    No 1 The thread is for VISITORS to vent their spleen, you plum. No 2 The 'commitee' are purely fulfilling an obligation to put 50 names up, they don't really give a shit who goes in so long as they will probably die at some stage soon. They research as much as you spell check....
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    Name Shame?

    Point in question /\ /\ /\ I think that may have referred to young C U N T who did like to change his log in name like he changed his underpants ( and spammed the chat room last night demanding yet ANOTHER name change) which was pointless as it wouldnt make his shit posting any better.
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    Name Shame?

    Yay!!!! That's better, you are no longer a 'guest' pest! Says the person that moans when other people want to change their name Waspie!!! 'Guest' has a terrible reputation on this hallowed forum, Random is a way better poster than 'guest' etc etc
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    Name Shame?

    Yay!!!! That's better, you are no longer a 'guest' pest!
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    Room 101

    Whats he done now??? He cannot possibly be as bad as Piers 'cunty the bastard' Morgan, can he. He's done nothing, I'm just watching some shitty list show and he's always on them because he's too FAT to get any other work, and he's just so fucking REPUGNANT. Oh, you don't like him much then....
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