Lord Fellatio Nelson

I hope people realise that this deadpool would be fucked without you fella.

What??????????????????????????? You couldn't feed a mouse on those points!!!!!!! I wont demand a recount because you will tot the points up exactly the same, wont you!!

C'mon RA!! Ive got some points coming to me!

and you come across as a monumental prick but you are still here.

Im afraid to say that life is, without a doubt, a nonsensical pile of dog shit.

.........yeah, I mean when Rugby players are stamped on, head butted and have their testicles mangled, amongst other things, they tend not to roll around like NFL players and carry on regardless unless they have been rendered unconscious.I dont like Rugby either. Also, rugby players don't have padding and body protection. and they can actually only hit below the waist...from what i was told They cannot tackle 'head high' the rest of the body isn't out of bounds. Basically, its perfectly ok to be tackled hit by something resembling the weight and build of a Mack at the speed of an Olympic class sprinter. Fuck that.

Leave.

where the fuck is that? You don't need to know, your mummy wont let you out to play with strangers anyway. I couldn't afford to meet up with this forums band of retards in Cambridge never mind in the krouts land. That's inflation for you, it means, in real terms, your pocket money just doesn't go that far.

If Handy had suggested Pyongyang you would have stated that it was a possible for you. Love ya man!!!

where the fuck is that? You don't need to know, your mummy wont let you out to play with strangers anyway.

beautifulL F NWhen when when Will you write A post that's not shite? Oh LardyArse so large When you bend over You block the moon and the stars My bum's so bigAnd my tits are too And I've even got a bigger Cock than you isn't really hard to tell your a coupleLFN+lb= sex and a baby oh wait there's something I'm forgetting oh yeah they are a couple Why don't you just admit you are in love And this is fake love this is true love Oh no you have found outWho it is I dream about Alas my wildest fantasy lingers Because there's no way I'd get it on with a man with webbed fingers And anyhow you are wrong About who it is I long On my feelings I can no longer keep a lid I want to bone you, Morbidkid You realise he's like 14 and that post could get you on a list. Its ok, Lardy is really 13.

I do take my hat off to Nickel arse. He recently was driven, by his grandson, to a classic car show where he posed, a la Sale of the Century, next to a Mini Clubman. By all accounts he was only too happy to mingle and talk to the classic car journos and public. I used to think he was a pompous twat when he did Sale of the Century but ive come to realise that he is a British Broadcasting Legend, FACT. Bless ya Nick!!

...........but nowhere near as shagable.........ever!!

beautiful L F N When when when Will you write A post that's not shite? Oh Lardy Arse so large When you bend over You block the moon and the stars

LFN's elegant verse brought to mind another poetic genius Ah yeah!! Classic!!

Ode to the NRA Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang You are all dead

.........yeah, I mean when Rugby players are stamped on, head butted and have their testicles mangled, amongst other things, they tend not to roll around like NFL players and carry on regardless unless they have been rendered unconscious. I dont like Rugby either.

You really really need to change your avatar. It looks like a mug shot of a child molester. That's mean Lordy. It's probably his real picture. Aye, maybe it is but, dear God, put up a pic of yourself playing tennis or out on the lash or even Bus spotting. Them passport style ones are fucking awful!

You may need to explain that one fella. People will automatically assume that there is going to be a posthumous investigation into historic sexual abuse by him, of sheep, by the Operation Ewe tree unit.

You really really need to change your avatar. It looks like a mug shot of a child molester.

The discrete part is to ensure that Lardys daughter has no idea of the conversation. Ordinarily, you would just beat them to a fucking pulp.

Ok, ok, he likes a bit of big cock. It never did any Playboy bunnies log term damage by sampling old Heffners rancid love stick. He'll be asking you out next EFA!

Ok, ok, he likes a bit of old cock. It never did any Playboy bunnies long term damage by sampling old Heffners rancid love stick.

HP = Harry Potter? Sauce.

She still knows where her home is. Sorry, I should have been more clear. She arrived back in England last Saturday. She no longer lives at my home. She has slept on an air bed in a one bedroom flat with three other dickheads for the last six months, paying more in rent than she did when she lived here, because clearly that is a better option than living with me.At some point I'm sure she will realise her mistakes and return. I'm sure she wants an element of independence she knows she can't obtain at home right now. Huge shame. Till then, make the most the space she has left in your life and use it wisely, and just look forward to her coming back to you. In fact I'm sure there is an old biblical story in there... Look forward to that day, and plan to hold a party for her on her return. I can only hope. The people she lives with take drugs and take money from her, to the tune of well over 5K in the last couple of years. I'd like to think she's not taking drugs but I don't know. She has turned from a caring, hard working girl into a liar that doesn't give two shits about her family. I've tried everything to get her to see sense, and so have other members of the family and close friends. She refuses to listen to anybody. I'm having to let go, but it's very hard. Don't let go. Have a discreet word with the great unwashed she lives with. You gently explain that they are to advise your daughter that, due to unforeseen circumstances, they can no longer have her living there. If they do that you, in return, will not cave their fucking heads in with a iron bar. Worth a punt.