Lord Fellatio Nelson

That's a real programme? I heard a reference to it on something and assumed it was exaggerated for comic effect. All this is a long way from William G Stewart. He was notably absent from that programme Bradly Walsh did last year about quiz programmes but that doesn't necessarily mean he's in bad health. I was actually going to reply that he had been dead for years till I googled him and found that he was well and truly alive!! Well I never!!!

Don't worry Handy, Lardy and I will pop over to Manx land to kick the shit out of all those that do you down.

Well every fucking day goes down in history because when its gone its history. Hmmm.

Lord Montague has driven off into the sunset. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11834811/Lord-Montagu-National-Motor-Museum-at-Beaulieu-founder-dies-aged-88.html

For a split second I thought you were making a personal statement!!! Then I considered the point that you probably havent made any 'complicated' moves for, about, 40 years......

Conclusive proof, I think, of the return of DLs Stanley Unwin Banshees Scream Esq.

This is what has caused me sleepless nights How do I empty his fucking brains all over his keyboard without being caught??? I will never be promoted, I can actually do the job im already in. Get on the dark web, LFN. You can find contract killers for very reasonable rates these days, but I would advise only employing those with excellent reviews. If you pay extra, they might even bring you back a keepsake, maybe his hand or something. But wait till next year so we can all have him on the DDP. I had an ignorant bully for a boss a few years back; he was also the owner of the company so no grievance procedure. I lost count of the number of people who got called into his office and were never seen again. Horrible vindictive little bastard he was. The only job I've ever been fired from, but I wasn't giving him the satisfaction of me quitting. How nice to work in such a toxic atmosphere................not!! At least I have avenues to go down and make his life much shittier than it was at 8am this morning.

He bears a passing resemblance to Jon Pertwee too, in the days when the former Doctor was earning a few quid as a scarecrow. He looks like a semi Bohemian wino.

You are a right bunch of very deep, dark and evil gits........... I love it!!!

Sounds good but he is a short fat fucktard. I have considered getting a job with the BBC as they have a track record of having employees get away with all sorts and never get caught...

I'm not sure if you're thick or psychotic Lordy but I'll venture a guess on psychotic. You win a bully

This is what has caused me sleepless nights How do I empty his fucking brains all over his keyboard without being caught??? I will never be promoted, I can actually do the job im already in.

Well today was the day I raised a grievance against my cunt of a manager. It has been coming for some time BUT I wanted to do it at the right time, which was today. I have also been mostly completing a company '..do you feel like topping yourself..' test which I failed miserably ( I need to be on fucking suicide watch apparently ) so this has been the secondary enema I have metaphorically rammed up his arse. I also pointed out to him that there is not a single engineer on the group that likes him and he should be fucking embarrassed ( bit like here and Dr Z) and he seemed to be a bit flummoxed for a mo before launching into the 'your a gobshite etc etc' because I stand my ground. I did say that 99 managers would let that go over their heads to which he stated that 99 managers haven't got me on their group. I felt it prudent to point out that 99 engineers don't have managers like him either.................. So, Im at home, having spent the morning on the phone to HR, filling out a grievance template etc etc. As for cunt face, this is the 5th grievance raised against him and, at least, the second stress test carried out by an engineer against him. I try not to let people fuck me over, especially a Jurassic Park style manager. He actually tried to call me at 10 and left a message wondering where I was as my van was still in the yard. He ended it with something like, 'just need to know where you are.......buddy'. Thick or psychotic? Who knows? Who cares!!!

To be fair Mary you have now accused them of, well, a bit of prostate massaging of Teddy. Tut tut!!!!!

Hmm So Brenda Vaccaro is still alive, and just a smidgen younger than Valerie Harper. Just sayin' like, Brenda will prove obitable one day. She was known for liking Vodka on the rocks so its not done her that much harm.

Well nobody told Huge Grunt about that one did they? He still moves and talks like he is riddled with woodworm ( although his cock is obviously not as riddled) so that renders your viewpoint innacurate. Now fuck off and go and shave the stubble off your chin!!!

Atj, I think, created it more to acknowledge the British actors who were not household names but would hold scenes together and the like. Its a brilliant thread IMHO because it tends to keep out the 'well known' stars of the stage and screen and lets in all those zillions of jobbing actors that have been in absolutely everything but nobody knows who the fuck they are. Strangely, the actor Roger Sloman, so long a terrific character actor that was always the bit part player way down the cast list has finally got a PROPER mainstream role in EastEnders. Ok, EastEnders is a lot shite but he fella deserves a major lead role, he has earned it. Edit: He is a fackin Aussie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit again: No he is a Londoner!!

True, im too bone idle to check that out. I dunno wtf they were moaning about then!!

I am noticing how British a lot of the list is...such as the list being full of "famous people" mostly famous to one region of the world. I was a little irritated at how the Inspector of British Schools is famous?! How is he famous over here across the pond in Canada? He isnt. When the forum was thought about, created and made real it was done in the UK. Im only too pleased that it hasn't been over run by Yanks tbh, most mainstream forums out there are nothing more than additional States of the US of A which never makes outsiders overly welcome or relevant. However, I love Canada and Canadians so, instead of moaning, create a 'Famous Canadians about to kick the bucket' thread and make a small corner of DL forever Canada. Joni and Shatner will go top of that list, right??

Would you know if Bears shit in the woods????

Except that some 'British' actors are not necessarily British really......... . Fucking hell, why do people HAVE to tinker with things, the forum aint broke so stop trying to fucking fix it.

Pneumatic orthopaedic armchairs are far more efficient, Look how many kids have suffocated to death after getting trapped in their mechanis......... Maybe not, but its something to have a chew over, aye.

Aye, but three decent movies as a result, not a complete waste, then. Another genuine lol moment there. Cheers Mary!

Fucking hell!!!! First Carol Channing and now its lil Ronnie. They are all MY fucking picks, everybody else can sod of and leave them alone!!!!!!!!

This is about as 'un'Phantom as you can get, generally you are calmness personified!!!!