Lord Fellatio Nelson

I knew who he was, he was a fairly prominent MP, I think he was part of the 'rentaquote' mob that the press could rely on to give opinions and/or reactions to Political events and stuff. The reality will be that he will be assessed and he will be deemed unfit for trial. The 'sent for trial' bollocks is purely to appease those that think he has gotten away with it. Edit: Im not sure what the fuck being a jew has got to do with anything. Its operation YEWtree and the people who have been imprisoned, charged, arrested and questioned have come from all faiths. You could have picked a better tag line.

She hasn't being dead for years as last December Zsa Zsa's daughter released Photos of her Mum looking terrible(who would of thought that less than a month later it would be her daughter Francesca that died) also the fact that Prinz Frederic Von Anhalt has been to court and lost Conservatorship of Zsa Zsa's health care and finance last month means she must still be alive somehow as surely the courts would want proof that she is still alive. I think she is being kept alive by high amounts of drugs as by all accounts she has Severe Dementia, has high blood pressure, is partly paralysed, deaf, Blind, had one leg amputated, has previously coughed up blood and had problems with her lungs as well as all sorts of crap i have probably forgotten, eventually the drugs are bound to stop working and she will die i predict she will finally die on the 3rd April 2021. Dear God!!!! I KNOW she isn't dead and I doubt very much that her husband gets into his fucking Reliant Robin ( disabled badge on the dashboard) every Wednesday to go down to Cleethorpes main Post Office to collect her pension!! What the fuck is going on with this place????????

She has probably been dead for years. Thing is hubby is still able to toddle off to the Post Office every Wednesday, Zsa Zsas pension book in hand.............................

Well, people can live for a very long time as (practically) vegetables. Ariel Sharon was in a Permanent Vegetative State after a massive stroke from 2006 until his death in 2014. Terry Schiavo was in a PVS for 15 years (and could have lived even longer if her life support wasn't discontinued in 2005), Sunny von Bülow lived in a PVS for 28 years (until her death at 76). Basically, what you need is a feeding tube, some nurses and some luck. Of course, it would be harder to notice if the patient had other serious diseases (since they wouldn't be able to tell you about their symptoms), but they could go on for years. Just like Sharon, Zsa Zsa had at least two strokes a decade ago and she is old enough to suffer from several age-related illnesses that would adversely affect her cognitive capabilities (dementia, Alzheimer's). When she was a bit younger, she was always craving for attention and even now it'd seem likely that she'd occasionally give interviews. Of course, we know that von Anhalt had blocked visitors from her but now that he lost his conservatorship, he wouldn't be able to deny access to her if she was able to talk to people. Thank fuck for that!! We have Dr Hilary Jones on here!!!!

Dunno but that was a fucking good name! Yes, Im glad I wasn't the only one that thought that, loved the avatar too, all round nice guy or so he seemed.

Whatever happened to Dead O'Gonner? I remember he got hounded a bit but was he just another one of the regulars with more than one account or was he a REAL, ya know, PERSON?????

It makes you wonder what goes through peoples' minds. The public safety videos were enough to scare me to not mess around with fireworks. Well in the first story, a big fuck off firework!!

Kirk Douglas was last married to her in 1951!!!!! Not like they had any recent history, is it..........

Interesting, there's also mention of a cabinet post that might have gone to Grace Mugabe but now someone else gets it. The succession fights are starting. Id be surprised if there wasn't a military coup when the old bastard dies.

http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1637&p=230983 Kathleen Staples, mother of Devon Staples, wants stricter laws regarding who can buy and use fireworks following her son's death. http://news.yahoo.com/mom-man-died-fireworks-accident-says-rules-too-205543867.html FFS, he was TWENTY TWO!!!!!!! As terrible as it is her son was a cockwand.

Aye, you and me both, mebbe be comparing late charger notes over a pint at the DLCon, or summat. Well if, where and when and all that, yeah I haven't attended one for a good few years so it sounds like a good idea.

Ive got a few corkers lined up, I reckon, mebee, by October, I shall be charging up da rails or summat.

That's sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. Personally its a BK every time over a Maccy D and, at my age, even a BJ. Mind you, given the choice, I fucking LOVE KFC, I can eat them until they are coming out of every orifice.

Handy, there are times when you come out with stuff on here, some titbit of info or summat, and I think 'fucking hell! All good Handy, keep up the good work!

A unique pick bonus could be heading Handrejka's way - Holly Woodlawn is very unwell, suffering from 'lesions' on the lungs and brain. This site is raising cash for her nursing care...and funeral I won't ask how anyone would have known of her, much less her. Crazy. I've no business being on the same Web page. SC Handy is no ORDINARY DLer like most of us.....

Erm, his hair is his own, albeit, thin and backcombed to make it look healthy.

Well it would have been deeply disrespectful to have said so while he was alive but, perhaps, now it can be said. Didn't he have absolutely fucking HUGE ears!!!!!!!!!!! If we didn't know better we would have assumed that his mother had been given a good rogering by Dumbo.

You would say that, you eat enough of his fucking burgers!

It's looking like a repeat of Kegworth; no.2 engine failed and no. 1 was shut down in error. http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9JarHTIAAAgAy3.jpg:large Official report confirms this 'Wow' is hardly the term I would have used. 'Oh Jesus fucking Christ' would have been a bit more appropriate, eh.

I really do think that there should be a state funeral, when the day finally comes, for his toupee which, to be fair, has been a legend or summat.

Hale & Pace The only one of us that looks anything like them is Lardy as she has the same moustache as Gareth Hale............. You are simply jealous that I have more hair on my face than you have on your head. Quite true, life is a bitch, aint it!!

Hale & Pace The only one of us that looks anything like them is Lardy as she has the same moustache as Gareth Hale.............

Not speaking to him or just not speaking in general? Theoretically, it could be sort of both, because as far as we know, Joni Mitchell is suffering from something psychosomatic, something that we have no proof of existing. Maybe she detests David Crosby so much, that she really cannot speak to him anymore because her brain shuts down whenever she thinks about it. Maybe she hates all kinds of things... Helmut Kohl's first wife had a "light allergy", meaning her skin inflamed with sunlight so she had to live in total darkness. The psychological explanation for this was that she really hated the publicity her husband received, the part she had to play and his abandonment of his family in favor of politics. (Someone said about him that he was basically married to his party, not his wife...) Maybe the world irks Joni Mitchell so much - and she is a fragile, sensitive singer/songwriter soul - that simply because she doesn't want to speak anymore, she actually can't. Sometimes, reasons are far simpler.

I suppose you must have long arms then. At your age, your nipples must be clanging against your ankles. FUCK OFF CHINESE HAMSTER COCK. Thanks for shouting, im going deaf...................

I suppose you must have long arms then. At your age, your nipples must be clanging against your ankles.