Lord Fellatio Nelson

I haven't had a wank for well over a week now. To be fair, in order for you to actually toss yourself off, you would need to have a clitoris the size of a Shetland Pony's cock. Id fucking like to see that!!!!!!!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery or summat.

Leave her the fuck alone!!! Ive already picked her, as I did last year!!!!!!!!!!! DL can trawl't web to find alternatives.

Welcome back Banshees. Can you not return to posting as he or summat? Im not liking this one. Ta.

Im surprised this wasn't picked up, he is STILL going!!!! He sounds as chirpy as ever TBF. Possibly not the worlds oldest DJ but, surely, one of Britains oldest mainstream Jocks.

This is England 90 is soon to be aired.

On that basis, Warren Mitchell would fit the bill, he's British and has looked ancient since the sixties. Yet somehow he doesn't seem worthy. It's a difficult one as I think DL benefited in a strange sort of way from worshipping at the totem-pole of the omnipresent deity that was Clive Dunn, but, as you say, he is just irreplaceable. So, we dig him up and - like - take him on adventures we then blog on here. That might attract a few ranters. I seem to recall, a long while back mind, the Alan Wicker appreciation society. Members would meet up for Wicker conventions dressed as the Deity himself, resplendent in suit, glasses, a mouse tasche and would have the great mans voice and mannerisms down to utter perfection. Mebee we ought to start up a Dunn appreciation society ( bit late, I know) where we could all arrive dressed like Dunn as he was when he recorded his 1970 hit 'Grandad' and starred in the Kids TV series of the same name or summat. Just an idea, like.

There are a few around these parts who have seen a picture of me in my more 'youthful' years. I looked fuggin girly enough to have carried it off. Now, as is probably obvious, Id look like Ross Kemp in a Tutu. Deeply wrong and unpleasant!

That's really sad to see. I didnt even know he had suffered a stroke. It was purely down to him in Rocky Horror that I once wore the full basque and attire for a bonking session with a lady, he sort of made it quite, ya know, normal...... Bloody loved Tim!!! How the hell did I miss this post? I don't believe this for one minute. There is no way you've ever bonked a lady. Well it said on the packaging that it was a lady and, when I blew it up, it did have tits, a soft open mouth and a welcoming vagina.

Dunn was legendary because he had appeared to be fucking old for decades. He was playing septuagenarians when he still had hairless bollocks. That was they key to his DL legendary status 'How does somebody who is so old live for soooooo long?' Twas all smoke and mirrors. That's the way it goes, unless we can find another BRITISH character actor who has appeared to have lived for centuries there cannot ever be another Dunn. Let it go!

Better here, surely? I guess it's an age thing....firstly I hated LOTSW, parents made me watch it and secondly he was in it after I was old enough to make my own TV choices so I never saw him in it..he will always be Blakey to me. He was in LOTSW longer than he was in On The Buses. I couldn't watch LOTSW after Bill Owen passed away, although I did watch the episode where they paid tribute to him (Bill Owen/Compo). Leaves Anna Karen as the sole survivor of the main cast (every episode). Tripped onto Twitter to see the reaction, almost to a man and woman they refer to On The Buses for Stephen Lewis. There were 3 films too (let's not judge the quality of those but remember Mr Lewis' acting!). Like George Cole, there are some roles that just define your career. Having looked at Anna Karen's IMDB, she's been in Eastenders longer than most roles, but I'll bet she'll be more remembered for OTB or even the 1970s The Rag Trade reboot. Everyone has a different memory though, and that should be respected. It does get on my tits when you get the critics view of a 1970s institution ( I suppose ) from a 2015 viewpoint. OTB was one of the most watched programmes of its generation, that means our parents, grandparents and even us thought it was as funny as fuck. The fact that it was sexist, racist and every other ist doesn't make a blind bit of difference, it was funny for its time and, actually, is still funnier than the multitudes of shite churned out nowdays by right on channels that the Beeb have spunked licence payers money on. So there.

But John Hurt is Doctor Who John Hurt was The Doctor. More specifically he was the War Doctor in the episode "The Day of The Doctor". "Doctor Who?" is the question that gets asked when he replies when asked his name. I really hoped we weren't going to get into this debate. I used the full title of the programee to counterpoint the comment that had previously been made. Having portrayed the titular character he can be considered as an embodiment of the spirit of the whole show. This year we have a one on one showdown DW vs Wrestling with Peter Sallis against Jake 'the snake' Roberts. Winner takes all? It's just one of those things that niggle me. I get the same when people refer to monster from Frankenstein as being Frankenstein himself. The monster was never given a name. Yeah, like, if he had been given a name like, er, Kenneth or Herbert, it would have made him more of a rounded, slightly loveable character or summat. Mary missed a trick there. PS: That's Mary Shelley not MPFC, MPFC is fucking genius.

This is the one PB ( actually there are loads taken from all angles)

Could Queen Elizardbreath II's grip on the national media be waning at last? Or is this one last act of vengeance from Murdoch before he carks it? Shit paper JFT96. I noticed they didn't report the England squad did the same thing in 1938. Five years later. That's a fair comment, There is a picture floating about somewhere of those players giving it the 'Heil five' or summat. However, and its not too unfair to say it, the England squad may have been doing that out of 'respect' for their German hosts..............aswell as having been told to by the foreign office!! I think the point of the Suns expose has been missed by some. Its not about a child giving the Heil Five its about her mother and uncle Edward the VIII being fucking Nazis. Well they were, right?

Could Queen Elizardbreath II's grip on the national media be waning at last? Or is this one last act of vengeance from Murdoch before he carks it? This is hilarious stuff. What it really proves again is that Britain (and the world) was lucky that Ed VIII reigned for less than a year... Lizzy was just seven, so she can't blamed for the gesture, but I'm surprised that her mum was teaching her a nazi salute. Naughty naughty Queen Mum... If I had been a member of the Royal Family, I would have destroyed the original footage ages ago, but definitely no later than 1940. It's so compromising, and it could have damaged the Royal Family's reputation if someone had published it in the early 1940s. Then we would talk about the United Republick... So i guess you haven't heard of the disgusting things the queen mum used to get up to then right ? I agree this is something and nothing if someone had told me to give a nazi salute when i was 7 or if my parents were doing it chances i would of too. Aye, she was a bit of a gal. Mebee she knew whether Hitler only had one ball.......

Hmmmmm. He could easily play the tambourine or maracas................slowly.

Well that's two big fuck off whinges. Have you kicked a cat yet?

I take it he never uttered those immortal words 'Come and sit on uncle Grevilles knee' to you?

So are you............unless this is your 2nd/22nd account.

I saw him and, yes, I agree, it looks grim. You don't BEAT cancer, you merely ( if you are lucky) put it off for as long as you can. I believe that the survival rate for Hurts cancer is low, certainly not as 'survivable' as a whole plethora of other types.

Looks like change is close, they wouldn't have still been alive to say that at one time.

Im not having a go fella, If Sacha Baron Cohen can sing 'Throw the Jew down the well' as Borat....... Im being overly sensitive.

Yeah but any reporting has to be done from across the border. That means getting any kind of concrete news is a bit difficult.

I knew who he was, he was a fairly prominent MP, I think he was part of the 'rentaquote' mob that the press could rely on to give opinions and/or reactions to Political events and stuff. The reality will be that he will be assessed and he will be deemed unfit for trial. The 'sent for trial' bollocks is purely to appease those that think he has gotten away with it. Edit: Im not sure what the fuck being a jew has got to do with anything. Its operation YEWtree and the people who have been imprisoned, charged, arrested and questioned have come from all faiths. You could have picked a better tag line.

She hasn't being dead for years as last December Zsa Zsa's daughter released Photos of her Mum looking terrible(who would of thought that less than a month later it would be her daughter Francesca that died) also the fact that Prinz Frederic Von Anhalt has been to court and lost Conservatorship of Zsa Zsa's health care and finance last month means she must still be alive somehow as surely the courts would want proof that she is still alive. I think she is being kept alive by high amounts of drugs as by all accounts she has Severe Dementia, has high blood pressure, is partly paralysed, deaf, Blind, had one leg amputated, has previously coughed up blood and had problems with her lungs as well as all sorts of crap i have probably forgotten, eventually the drugs are bound to stop working and she will die i predict she will finally die on the 3rd April 2021. Dear God!!!! I KNOW she isn't dead and I doubt very much that her husband gets into his fucking Reliant Robin ( disabled badge on the dashboard) every Wednesday to go down to Cleethorpes main Post Office to collect her pension!! What the fuck is going on with this place????????