Lord Fellatio Nelson

I Fondle Nipples?

Vera.

I know a song about that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrvpMkgvFY

the site lists people who go on skinny dips as nudists as well as people who go to nude beaches It also lists people who like to walk around their house nude, but surely everyone likes to do that no? I found out recently that Rod, Jane and Freddie are nudists. Now there's an image you probably didn't want. So that's another of 'Handys ITK @ D.L' enlightening facts about our celebs. Good stuff Handy!!!!!

I picked him as the 8th death yesterday. Just saying.........

Patrick Macnee

That's quite sad, he was a fabulous player. Whatever happened to the real characters? No more Frank Worthingtons, Rodney Marshes and the like. Will we ever see another pic of two players kissing while sitting on the pitch?

What scares me more than the people that buy these items of garden decor is that he and his wife wore matching outfits That TV series 'Ever Decreasing Circles' was either art imitating life or Mr and Mrs Featherstone were imitating Howard and Hilda....

Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. You'd do it if they let you fuck some old Asian biddies while you were driving the van? Remind me what your doctorate is in and I'll ring your professional body and get you struck off! Im not sure there is one for laying in your own vomit surrounded by empty bottles of 'Happy Shopper' Vodka, Mary.

Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. I like fuckin old Asian biddies in the back of vans.

I will admit that you're much better at being a cockwomble than I am. Well we have to admit the painful truth, the old days were, indeed, better. People really knew how to pack a punch then, now its like watching somebody farting a wet one. Tragic!!! Ok. Haha, your dad snuffed it. Nasty enough for ya? Well at least you remembered. Mind you he actually snuffed it on the 1st of July last year so you are a tad previous. If you were actually a good, likeable and respected poster that would have had more of an impact. You are not though so it means fuck all. I guess Brazil-Germany wasnt the only 1/7 drubbing last summer then? No it wasn't.

Aye One of us One of us... Mary, out of interest, is your post count WAY higher on the Carlisle boards? Some of these club boards have posters with 60,000 + posts, .......er quite remarkable!

I will admit that you're much better at being a cockwomble than I am. Well we have to admit the painful truth, the old days were, indeed, better. People really knew how to pack a punch then, now its like watching somebody farting a wet one. Tragic!!! Ok. Haha, your dad snuffed it. Nasty enough for ya? Well at least you remembered. Mind you he actually snuffed it on the 1st of July last year so you are a tad previous. If you were actually a good, likeable and respected poster that would have had more of an impact. You are not though so it means fuck all.

Maybe its a bit too logical but, on the basis that these monsterously fat humans were unable to actually, you know, get up and make their own food or go to the door to pick up their takeaways, perhaps the massive cunts that kept feeding them into a certain death ought to be prosecuted for murder or summat. Just a thought, like.

I feel your pain Lardy, Glasto have a sporting chance (and form in this dept) with regard to a late replacement, but I'm guessing your O2 shows go back about a year now. Dave Grohl will come back and honour the deal, he's that kind of guy, right? STADIUM Mary, no poxy 02 for Grohl! I have no idea, haven't had any news from the promoters yet about rescheduling. I will just have to look forward to Madness in September, not quite the same though..... No, and with all due respects to Florence and the Machine, there will be a few people watching them at Glasto wishing Dave G had managed to stay on stage. A few thousand, no doubt. Also it was the only the other day that I found out her new song was about whether she'd built this ship to wreck, rather than built this shit to rake. You are listening to Florence and the Machine? Have the Tweenies disbanded then?

.......even better if Ron is, ummm, B****.

Fuck, that's EXACTLY who I was thinking of when I saw him, except for the fact that logic is spotty.

The lad is clearly fucking insane. He hates blacks, packs a firearm and not once, not ONCE did he think 'Hmmm, Calais seems like a good place to start....'

First death I can actually remember being aware of was Jack Benny. I had no idea who he was.

Ford Zephyr 62hp Vauxhall Cavalier 2.0 SRi 130hp etc etc.

Fuck knows why but that 'philatelic' word gave me a mental picture of some old fella looking after the Queens Dildos.

I will admit that you're much better at being a cockwomble than I am. Well we have to admit the painful truth, the old days were, indeed, better. People really knew how to pack a punch then, now its like watching somebody farting a wet one. Tragic!!!

Long long ago, sometime after man learned how to make fire and use the wheel there were people wondering why the fuck some of them could swan around in sheepskin loincloths and mammoth skinned footwear when most were lucky if they could manage to wear rabbit skinned attire....

Fuck me, I can see that you are going to go down a storm here........