Lord Fellatio Nelson

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As far as Im aware Labours ability to win the election outright will require it to win seats in Scotland. If it doesn't it will give the Tories a chance of winning the election outright. If the above has factual credibility then its a no brainer that the Scottish edition of the Sun would want an SNP landslide. Also, the idea that the rest of the UK would want the SNP in coalition with Labour would be like suggesting that the public would like to see a Gary Glittter comeback. That will also play into the hands of the Tories. Tactics and psychology maybe.

Her sisters alive. Aye, but some of those currently alive still have to negotiate the descent without the fixed ropes and marked route that got swept away in the avalanche. If only we'd been notified of this impending disaster on 31st December, eh? I was thinking about this. Lets say that the authorities know that, say, 22 people are missing presumed dead BUT, as they start finding the bodies they I.D one and find out that that its somebody that died up there in, say, 1988. We know that the place is heaving with 'left where they died corpses' maybe, as part of a cleansing process, most of those bodies have now come down in the avalanche. Could 'appen.

Is it just me or does that pillar look thin as Pickles waddles past? Never mind that, what weapon has Vince Cable concealed in his trouser pocket. Perhaps he is just pleased to see Pickles or summat.

I do. You spend too much fucking time doing those internet test things.

Why does Danny Alexander remind me of Beaker from the Muppet Show? A 1000 internets for the person who can rustle up a picture of him in the same shot as Eric Pickles. You have Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew in full view... Is this cheating? That's the official photo? No wonder they were a shambles... So they wont be counting on your vote then?

I have to confess,and it kills me to say it, Im admiring old hatchet faced Nicola Sturgeons excellent Election campaign. She has got Westminster by the bollocks now. What do you do when your electorate votes to reject separation from the rest of the UK? Why, you force the rest of the UK to reject Scotland!!!!!! Yep, her offer of a coalition with Labour has got the rest of the UK grinding their fuggin teeth at the idea that a bunch of nationalists that already have their own Parliament and, no small amount of Political autonomy, will be able to 'direct political policy' for the rest of the UK. Ed the twat is shitting bricks, he may well need the SNP but it will also hasten the end of a union he supports and make a snap election more likely with the possibility that A.N Other will enjoy sweeping to power with a clear overall majority. Or summat.

Mary, that's massively cruel but VERY funny!!!

Ive spent the last few weeks not wanting to kick the TV scn in but I cannae hold it no more. Milliband is a massive cunt. Another 'socialist' that makes all the gestures and talks a load of shite about social justice and the like while he lives in a million pound house that has a Kitchen for his missus and himself and one for his NANNY and his kids. What fucking planet does this massive tool live on? Privileged? Oxbridge? Etonian? What kind of moron truly thinks that Labour is any better/more working class than the Tories??? As soon as Labour get in the money will fuck off abroad faster than diarrhea down a bog. That's something they don't quite grasp, the wealthy tend to create wealth for the rest of us working classes to live on. DOH!!! Ive worked under Labour and the Tories, both are shite but one is massively shite. Labour. Greens? Hahahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha. Lib Dems? See ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ UKIP? Hmmmm. If you look beyond the mud slinging "They is a bunch of racists innit" they have ideas that are not too bad, I mean, we wouldn't be throwing foreign aid at India anymore, right? The worst possible nightmare will be a Labour SNP coalition. I truly wished the Scottish electorate had shown more balls and had voted for independence. The Tories are what they are and have always been, rich cunts that look after the rich. Having said all of that, what the fuck is wrong with our society?? Food banks?? What the fuck is that about!!! Anybody would think that poverty is a new fangled concept, which, well, it must be. We have bred a citizen that takes absolutely no responsibility for themselves and expects the state to house them, clothe them and now do the fucking shopping for them. Pathetic. Nobody seems to get it, we are all screwed, and screwing the 'fat cat bankers' has more to do with seeking justice than making the economy work. There IS money out there and there ARE jobs, unfortunately, due to the callous treatment and subjugation of the working classes by the capitalist elite, if you don't earn a fat wage, own a house and drive a car that is three years old or newer you are a VICTIM ........... which is great, eh. Politics isn't radical, to be radical will require honesty and all Politicians are fucking liars so that's out then. Same old shit with a different wrapper then, Your politics sounds as confused as everybody else's. Not to me and that's all that matters.

Quite true, I lumped that in with the general 'hold your hand out and go """UGHHHHH""" benefits culture, which was wrong but, somehow fitting.

Ive spent the last few weeks not wanting to kick the TV screen in but I cannae hold it no more. Milliband is a massive cunt. Another 'socialist' that makes all the gestures and talks a load of shite about social justice and the like while he lives in a million pound house that has a Kitchen for his missus and himself and one for his NANNY and his kids. What fucking planet does this massive tool live on? Privileged? Oxbridge? Etonian? What kind of moron truly thinks that Labour is any better/more working class than the Tories??? As soon as Labour get in the money will fuck off abroad faster than diarrhea down a bog. That's something they don't quite grasp, the wealthy tend to create wealth for the rest of us working classes to live on. DOH!!! Ive worked under Labour and the Tories, both are shite but one is massively shite. Labour. Greens? Hahahahahashahahahahahahahahahaha. Lib Dems? See ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ UKIP? Hmmmm. If you look beyond the mud slinging "They is a bunch of racists innit" they have ideas that are not too bad, I mean, we wouldn't be throwing foreign aid at India anymore, right? The worst possible nightmare will be a Labour SNP coalition. I truly wished the Scottish electorate had shown more balls and had voted for independence. The Tories are what they are and have always been, rich cunts that look after the rich. Having said all of that, what the fuck is wrong with our society?? Food banks?? What the fuck is that about!!! Anybody would think that poverty is a new fangled concept, which, well, it must be. We have bred a citizen that takes absolutely no responsibility for themselves and expects the state to house them, clothe them and now do the fucking shopping for them. Pathetic. Nobody seems to get it, we are all screwed, and screwing the 'fat cat bankers' has more to do with seeking justice than making the economy work. There IS money out there and there ARE jobs, unfortunately, due to the callous treatment and subjugation of the working classes by the capitalist elite, if you don't earn a fat wage, own a house and drive a car that is three years old or newer you are a VICTIM ........... which is great, eh. Politics isn't radical, to be radical will require honesty and all Politicians are fucking liars so that's out then. Same old shit with a different wrapper then,

That's a young Natalie Wood!!!!

Possibly the best conspiracy theory for a while. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/valley-parade-disaster-survivor-of-bradford-city-fire-martin-fletcher-casts-suspicion-on-chairman-in-new-book-10179599.html

They made Cannon and Ball look like Fry and Laurie Go to 10.54, is that a Cliff Richard T shirt he's wearing during his Jimmy Savile "impression" ? Handy, you are a DL legend. How many others could have got through 10 mins of Little and Large!!! I bow to you.

I do my best to spell English correctly, according to the British spelling conventions. Every now and again I make mistakes. So do, to my relief, almost all native speakers (native writers?). In this case I got confused (rather than distracted, I have no little sister) by spellings of words of a similar derivation, such as semaphore and chromatophore. English spelling is a bitch. Quite frankly, your English is utterly outstanding and 99% of the time nobody would know that you were not native to this sceptic isle or summat.

Aye but, lets face it, while she didn't really sound like Penelope anymore she fuggin looked the spit of another Anderson creation, Zelda from the Terrahawks.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what living under Sue Perkins and Mary Portas was like.... EFA

I keep confusing Crazy Town with that kids TV programme Lazy Town.Mind you Crazy Town doesn't have a Pink haired pubescent girl prancing around for paedos to glop away to. I know as a kid you see nothing wrong and then when your older you go " what the fuck did my eyes witness" Aye, if you trawl back through the way motor racing coverage dealt with accidents, you also get that effect. There's stuff filmed in the moment, now available on youtube that wouldn't be let out to air now. Fuck me Mary! Well I gave it a go and, I confess, I was unable to masturbate to Ronnie Petersons fatal crash...............

Mugabe is an excellent advert for what eating rancid bush meat and cannibalism can do. It can put fucking YEARS on you!!

I know, what's even sadder is she, in a tragic way, succeeded. Not totally sure there, Sutch topped himself soon after his mum died. And his party continue to pay the higher deposits. It was more the likes of the road safety candidates she hated; people who could afford to treat elections like an opportunity to get up in the pub and rant about something local that was pissing them off. Poor Bill Boaks, who did he ever piss off? Apart from the National Front. Mind you, he spent his entire life campaigning for road safety, then got killed by a bus running him over. That's life. I know, what's even sadder is she, in a tragic way, succeeded. Not totally sure there, Sutch topped himself soon after his mum died. And his party continue to pay the higher deposits. It was more the likes of the road safety candidates she hated; people who could afford to treat elections like an opportunity to get up in the pub and rant about something local that was pissing them off. Poor Bill Boaks, who did he ever piss off? Apart from the National Front. Mind you, he spent his entire life campaigning for road safety, then got killed by a bus running him over. That's life. I was never convinced that Bill Boakes was actually alive. He looked like he was embalmed after living to the ripe old age of 120. I suspect that he was an Electorial prank conceived by students or summat. Wheel the corpse out at elections then shove him back in a cupboard until the next one.

I keep confusing Crazy Town with that kids TV programme Lazy Town. Mind you Crazy Town doesn't have a Pink haired pubescent girl prancing around for paedos to glop away to.

Im not surprised you "unconsidered" it. You realised that you were top of the list.

It's okay Zorders, I think mpfc wasn't seriously offended, he was just making a very subtle and not very funny joke in response? I dunno, ....... I noticed the "joke", which was actually funny if it was, you don't need to highlight it, but i think you did manage to annoy him but then he pretended it was a joke. Maybe. Whatever, still praying for him to run over a nasty pebble while he's on his bike in the Lake District or wherever. Are you for real?????? Ehhh... just shut up That's exactly what we have been saying about you for fucking ages.

Are you for real??????