Lord Fellatio Nelson

Get Some In also had Robert Lyndsay in it, which I think predated Citizen Smith by a few years. I actually remember watching the very first episode of Get Some In, like it was yesterday or summat. 'My Name is Marsh, Corporal Marsh!! B A S T A R D Marsh!! They were the days.

© Jimmy Jones live at the Circus Tavern Purfleet sometime in 1978.

Wankers!!

AFAIK you are not from across the pond so stop using shitty Yank expressions.

Blimey, Enoch Powell has now been linked to historic child sexual abuse. Something to do with satanic rites or summat. I suspect that no Black or Asian kids were harmed in his pursuit of 'pleasure'........

My Mum used to watch Pebble Mill at One everyday and she went to an open day and Bob Langley actually picked me up and held me whilst he talked to my Mum. I must have been about 5 at the time but still have vague recollections of it. Boy, you were lucky. Another time, another place and you could have been held by Jimbo or Rolf!!

I was watching old Airplane/Starship videos and interviews last night on You Tube. I feel the above news is therefore my fault. He's 74 by the way, not 71 that the above article states. I always thought that Buzz Lightyear was modelled on him.

Wasn't wasted on me, in fact just last week I watched all 3 series and the Christmas Special on Youtube. One of my favourite shows ever in my otherwise awful childhood. I was considering a DDP team but after counting the actors and even production team I couldn't reach 20. Tragedy of this show is the young man who played Matt the stable lad, Sean Flanagan, died in 1981, only 3 years after the show finished. The quality of actors in this so called children's show is amazing, though I do guess after about three series of "spirit" jokes, you do begin to run out. They don't make them like this any more, sadly. I remember The Ghosts of Motley Hall!! Brilliant show, Sheila Stefal was one of the best actresses ever. FACT! Rentaghost is my favourite of all time, I can still watch it now and laugh. Thing is, these shows were made in an era where Childrens Television had a proper budget, a dedicated department and the quality was never skimped on, we wuzz the envy of the World we wuzz. Now, I would imagine, its all cheap shite.

She will have to go to the back of a fucking long queue.

Some names on here Ive not heard in eons. That's the strange thing really, some of these people were household names in the truest sense and have completely disappeared. Michael Aspel was, at one time, the biggest television personality in the country, well probably. Its not like he announced his retirement, he just fucked off never to be seen again. Presenting was once an art, people did it and bugger all else. Now its fair game for any Comic, sports person and serial sex offender.

Well If I punched my manager in the face, Id expect a medal. He is a cunt.

If I read that piece correctly ("Today is the day I have chosen to pass away with dignity in the face of my terminal illness, this terrible brain cancer that has taken so much from me - but would have taken so much more.") her death was a case of euthanasia/assisted suicide. Half a year ago she advised Brittany Maynard against such an end. I conclude that that woman subscribed to the moral school of "Do as I say, not as I do". Such hypocrisy isn't rare in Xians. Let me assure you all, there is absolutely NO fucking dignity in death, none whatsoever. The only thing that death does is reaffirm the utter absurdity of life. Well, that and the nail-biting uncertainty of dead pooling, eh? I love you Mary!!

If I read that piece correctly ("Today is the day I have chosen to pass away with dignity in the face of my terminal illness, this terrible brain cancer that has taken so much from me - but would have taken so much more.") her death was a case of euthanasia/assisted suicide. Half a year ago she advised Brittany Maynard against such an end. I conclude that that woman subscribed to the moral school of "Do as I say, not as I do". Such hypocrisy isn't rare in Xians. Let me assure you all, there is absolutely NO fucking dignity in death, none whatsoever. The only thing that death does is reaffirm the utter absurdity of life. What in the fuck? Is that you Tempus? .. Well anyway. Obviously there is some dignity in it or else the Swiss wouldn't have invented assisted suicide would they. They don't invent shit things do they. See: Toblerone..... and also, probably the kind of winter-sports bravado that almost got Schumacher killed. I think the clue in that load of old shit is 'assisted'. I didn't post it to elicit discussion or owt, its my personal opinion from personal experience. Take it or leave it, it matters not a shit to me.

If I read that piece correctly ("Today is the day I have chosen to pass away with dignity in the face of my terminal illness, this terrible brain cancer that has taken so much from me - but would have taken so much more.") her death was a case of euthanasia/assisted suicide. Half a year ago she advised Brittany Maynard against such an end. I conclude that that woman subscribed to the moral school of "Do as I say, not as I do". Such hypocrisy isn't rare in Xians. Let me assure you all, there is absolutely NO fucking dignity in death, none whatsoever. The only thing that death does is reaffirm the utter absurdity of life.

This is a fucking outrage!!!! Shaw Taylor FFS, a legend of Police 5 or summat, a man entrenched in British society, a legend, a, a, a, fuggin genius and no TV obit, AFAIK. Im just hoping we don't find out that he used to use his truncheon in an inappropriate manner........

Its all getting a bit bollocks, this. How many more documentaries/ TV investigations are there going to be about Savile and Paedos in high places? Its the kind of stuff that will appeal to, well, paedos who will be glopping away to all this "Its in the public interest" shite. Its all a bit yuk, innit.

What? There are some serious Bennys out there.

How strange, I was thinking that the other day. Whats really getting up my hooter is the avalanche of Betting adverts. If its not Ray Winston its a bunch of "lads" "avin a great larffff" while they spend their whole fucking wages on who they hope will win the 2.30 at Kempton. Ok, I DONT get the fascination of gambling and, on the basis that bookmakers are not impoverished souls looking like vagrants and getting around by wanky old bikes, I don't see the point tbh. Having said that, perhaps they ought to be treating Betting advertising in the same way that they have with smoking and, to a lesser extent, drinking. They wont tho.

That's a shame, I remember seeing him on Record Breakers and the like, a face from my childhood. To be fair, it was an ugly face. I remember him too. I also remember him at Epsom, for the Derby, being interviewed with Judith Chalmers. She gave him a hug and her head was as close to his undercarriage as was healthy in the day time.

There are many ways I can pull the knob off a vintage specimen. I will send you some private messages demonstrating my knob-pulling prowess if you like. As for the car, take my advice - weigh it in down the scrappy, and go and get pissed on the 80 quid they pay you for it Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?? Weigh in my 1987 Mercedes??????????????????? Fook off!!!!! Its £250 a ton the last time I heard and my Merc must weigh three fuggin tons. As for the PMs.....................................

There are so many jokes lurking in there that one scarcely knows where to begin. Oh you know EXACTLY where to begin Toastie!!

Yes it's knit-pick night. Nowhere in that obit (I read it twice) does it suggest that Suzanne was an actress, on the contrary ('she shunned the limelight'h Ahh but Wiki (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Farrington) does mention she was a 'British actress', but lists nothing beyond that. The only on screen appearance mentioned was Vivian holding her up to a camera as an infant. Wiki goes on to say Suzanne studied in hopes of being an actress, but those dreams would go unfulfilled (she appeared on what in essence was a school play) and later unwanted. I suspect you wrote that Wiki entry as well as the post herein, and lay claim to Suzanne Farrington as an actress (Brit or otherwise). SC That'd be 'nit-pick' . If you are insulting him its 'nit-prick'

Those "one make" car forums. Full of people that know loads of stuff but when you post up something for help/advice nobody knows fuck all. Im rebuilding the drivers seat of my 87 Mercedes and im now stuffed because the tilt adjust/headrest adjustment knob ( that's KNOB not a cock Lardy) doesn't seem to want to come off. Do I prise it off? Do I break it while doing so? Is there a hidden screw somewhere? I post for advice yesterday afternoon and over 200 views and absolutely fuck all advice forthcoming. Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, anybody know how to remove it? No? C**ts!

Tell you what, I will buy the round of drinks if you can use that edit button to edit yourself off of the fucking forum.

Nice to see that you are still on the go too.