Lord Fellatio Nelson

Another one whos name I didn't know but the face, yes.

I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife. This could be dangerous. I mean, we don't know if he's infectious or owt. Come in Lardy! I am disappointed, nay ASHAMED to report that, in a professional capacity, I can find NOTHING on his condition whatsoever, but that leads me to believe that he's not actually THAT ill at the moment. The last item I can find in the newspaper regarding his trial over alleged sex offences is this http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/county_news/11737130.Apologetic_email_from_former_Devizes_mayor_a__gold_mine__to_alleged_sex_abuse_victim__court_hears/ He doesn't look at death's door to me, he just looks like a fat bastard. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a Baseball cap!! For that alone, he deserves locking up forever.

Man takes his mother to the bank, as you do. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-arrested-after-allegedly-taking-dead-mothers-body-to-bank-in-wheelchair-in-us-9997282.html

You cant beat a good old masturbating Chimpanzee.

Ex Chelsea Captain Dennis Wise is having the piss ripped out of him over his haircut. Social media has gone into a frenzy, he has been compared to one of those lego men etc etc....... What a fuckwitt!!!!

In what way is the extremely rich nation of Saudi Arabia "backwards?

If we do, he'll be a massive pick. Summat of a legend in his own field and the means by which mediocre but good looking talent got to the top. Without him most of his former charges - like Bros - soon floundered. So, basically, he worked with the ( mainly) raw sewage of the pop world. There really is money in shit, isn't there. I like the Pet Shop Boys I quite like them to Toastie hence the "mainly" bit. I've seen the Pet Shop Boys live, and they were fucking good! Well that's an endorsement!!

If we do, he'll be a massive pick. Summat of a legend in his own field and the means by which mediocre but good looking talent got to the top. Without him most of his former charges - like Bros - soon floundered. So, basically, he worked with the ( mainly) raw sewage of the pop world. There really is money in shit, isn't there. I like the Pet Shop Boys I quite like them to Toastie hence the "mainly" bit.

I was going to suggest that she didn't forget her carving knife.

Looks the picture of health on BBC News at the moment. Made a full recovery. Surprisingly, she wont be returning to Africa anytime soon............

If we do, he'll be a massive pick. Summat of a legend in his own field and the means by which mediocre but good looking talent got to the top. Without him most of his former charges - like Bros - soon floundered. So, basically, he worked with the ( mainly) raw sewage of the pop world. There really is money in shit, isn't there.

I didn't know you'd ever visited Trowbridge? w***er!!!!

The sort of people who work at F & R Auto Sales. Ah, yeah, that sort!!!

The sort of people who work at F & R Auto Sales. Whaaaaaaaaa?? Explain fella!!

Well you shouldn't have gone to the UKIP meeting then... Some people are that dislikeable it would be preferable to be stuck in a lift with Robert Mugabe and Ruby Wax.

There truly are some god awful people out there, bereft of personality, warmth and any degree of likeabilty whatsoever. They are the kind of people that take a sledgehammer approach to things and are totally blind/thick/arrogant to the fact that no fucker likes them at all. You can only wish on them a super virulent form of syphilis or summat.

Could we even contemplate such a possibility? Well...try Googling the photos of the packed streets in Leeds paying tribute to Savile their fallen king of the people. Wonder how those people feel now. Good point Mary. Mind you Churchills funeral was ( and I don't remember as I was barely a month old) by all accounts ""The peoples Princess" in terms of the sheer numbers who lined the streets or summat. Can you imagine mentioning the war without Churchill looming in the background? That would probably be the greatest scandal of any time, only discovering life on Mars would top that kinds shock.

Sorry but when I saw him I thought of this...... Edgar Froese Morlock

You've got to actually find a picture of them tumbling for a decent effect. Otherwise it just looks like a picture of you and your Norfolk pals trying to hitch a lift to the Foghat gig..... Oh and there was plenty of posts in the previous politics thread before it got inexplicably wiped. =/ Sorry, living in Norfolk means im not as hip as you, Ive never hear of fogtwat or whatever their name is. Also, to be fair, my bollocks aren't as hairy as the average tumbleweed. Top bantz guys lol...... You taking the piss?

Never heard anything of that nature but I wouldn't be hughely surprised. Couldn't she have used the toilet like a civilized person? Well, if it was good enough for Una.....................

Actually, please don't tell me that Deirdre was prone to leaving Ken "little presents" on his pillow between scenes.........

This is another Handy special. Just a titbit of info tossed into the mix................. Where did you hear that from??

Could we even contemplate such a possibility?

I misread that at first. Well there was no end to his depravity Toastie.

I now feel like a child who has been passed over by Jimmy Savile.