Lord Fellatio Nelson

This is quite interesting, a manic depressive trying to kill somebody and not themselves. A, sort of, munchausens by proxy suicide or summat. In the loosest possible terms, naturally.

I didn't know that Toastie, mind you I don't watch it to be fair.......... Oh, it's great. As long as you can tolerate the violent deaths, blood and gore, incest, swearing, full frontal nudity, sex, torture and tits. Wilko's character has had his tongue torn out, so he didn't have any lines to learn. Sounds like Norfolk Toastie!!

Did you know Dr Zorders is an anagram of Massive Twat? Gotta love the English language! lol And youse is "Roll, Flee, Old Onanist!" So roll off innit, flabby (probably) Im lots of things but im not flabby!!

I didn't know that Toastie, mind you I don't watch it to be fair..........

"Tootsie pops" "Juinor" mints "Sugar Daddy".... Hmmm, something of the Jimmy Harris/Rolf Savile about all that

Did you know Dr Zorders is an anagram of Massive Twat? Gotta love the English language!

Susan Maughan, I was always led to believe, had a great rack. This aside, its typical of The British to endow fame on somebody that couldn't sing THAT well and could only take that damn record to number two! IIRC, It wasn't even an original song either!

If the SNP thought they would get a tick in their box they would give afterbirth the vote.

No she was 60, her neck was 84 Handy.

Agreed. This'll be the first general election I can vote in if some if you want to feel old. No idea where my cross is going at the minute. Holy fuck...

Agreed. This'll be the first general election I can vote in if some if you want to feel bored. No idea where my cross is going at the minute. I'm voting for whichever party wants to make the biggest pension cuts to Norfolk telephone-pole spanner-monkeys. We are no more likely to use spanners on telephone poles than you are to use a meat hook to wipe your arse with.

She's immobile and under a blanket, she might say she feels like a 70 year old but I'm not seeing her waddling down the Post Office to grab her place in the pension queue. She's one of ours however much she protests. So am I most of the time, and you don't see people picking me as their bloody joker, do you? That would be because you would, probably, be pissed and kebab bound Lardy.

Is he dead yet?

Was it REALLY worth getting up that early to post such a massively shite joke?

Not sad or shocking to me, Ive never heard of him. You Kangaroo scrotum muncher.

Only a thousand? I see Lord Auto-Asphyxiated Fellatio Nelson has come out of hiding to go suck himself. If only I could! Im not as supple as I used to be Deathtwat. If we started a needless thread to mock LFN we could call it Fellatio's Going Down Not that we'd ever dream of such, like. I shall always bow to your greatness Mary.

Only a thousand? I see Lord Auto-Asphyxiated Fellatio Nelson has come out of hiding to go suck himself. If only I could! Im not as supple as I used to be Deathtwat.

I was half expecting that, bless you. Thing is, no matter how much you talk me up, I still only get about 15 out 50. It would be a fluke to have more that say 25 out of 50 and damn near impossible to approach the 50 unless some mega programme were built to crunch the numbers with such accuracy that left no power to keep the lights on. Oooo I love it when you start talking numbers! I think that 25 is nearly impossible, especially with the level of fame that the Committee members use. In the pool that I am in where you pick 68 names (with similar fame thresholds), the record is 27 hits and that is for all entries since 1972. You could maybe get near 25 if you made the list of anyone that will get an Obit (so the DDP rules). Although a list of 50 Kate Grangers would not be very interesting. Aye, maybe interesting but it means nowt unless you have a folder rammed with names and statistics. RA has such a folder, some of us have seen it and its contents. Its dedication to deadpooling above and beyond all reason. The man is a legend, Fact.

Only a thousand?

Are you an actual, you know, human being? Possibly the forums most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll. We are certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays, aye. Now, there's a decent question. Could a bot post here without detection and - if so - for how long. And, how long before those of us keen on a bit of dead pooling start considering packing up and going home because we're thrashed in all competitions by specially written software? "We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man." - Sojef. Haha, Trekkie! In other news, tell us more about this "hypothetical" future world where we all get thrashed at deadpooling by a robot, MPFC....... I can't which is why I was asking but I'm assuming a computer programme to beat a human at dead pooling would be way easier to write than one to beat a human at chess. It would need to be able to trawl newspaper coverage of celebrities and illness/old age, vector in the relative survival chances and make some allowance for the uncertainties, like the points at which the likes of Zsa Zsa tease us about their real age and the state of their health. I'm not an expert in programming, but that's easier than the kind of programmes that people like actuaries use, right? When's your birthday, I'll get you a new sarcasm detector..... When its yours I will get you a big box to stand on so that you are nice and tall. Stuff may not go over your head quite so often then.

I am liking your sarcasm, you will fit in just fine.

We know. Can I suggest you do a search before posting? Leave him alone man he's alright..... Dr "Zonders" eh? Fuck, you will be taking it all back and calling him a massive **** now...

Are you an actual, you know, human being? Possibly the forums most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll. We are certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays, aye.

Whats the IP address for this "newbie"? Just wondering, like.

I know who you was referring to, I was way ahead of you, down the road and round the fucking corner fella. Reread it again and you might get it. Please don't assume that you are the sharpest tool in the box.