Lord Fellatio Nelson

Again? How many times is it now? Jack Harkness, eat your heart out. Isn't he more likely to eat........ er... nevermind. Or touch wood? I wonder as an old Jew................................. That turn of phrase had me looking at the fuggin Calender to see what year it was. For a mo I thought I was back in 1942.

FFS!! When I read that I thought it said "Caravan Club" owner..... I was getting the champers out before I re read it. Fuckity fuck!!!

EFA

Spade Cooley your an annoying twat who can't read. The issue isn't 'what is celebrity, numbnuts, it's 'is the person a celebrity solely for the reason they'll soon die'. I used the infamous Sam Burns kid dying of old age at 17....he's same as Lauren Hill. She a nobody without brain cancer. Thanks for your disposition on rules that need amending you've never read. Sir Creep Another "SC" another obnoxious twat but without the intelligence and wit. Cool. Er, I best edit this, I was thinking of another SC not you Spadey................ You know I was wondering if the SC might not be a coincidence. I was thinking that too Handy

I know a teacher. She was crowing, only the other day, that she had a mere thirty days till the next school break. Now I do accept that teachers do work evenings, in their own time etc but, lets be honest, that's more than compensated for by a mahoosive amount of holiday time they get off. I chose the wrong fucking path!

So that's another "Clash of the....." bollocks. What happened to threads of originality, clever, wit and suchlike? Fooking 'ell!!

Spade Cooley your an annoying twat who can't read. The issue isn't 'what is celebrity, numbnuts, it's 'is the person a celebrity solely for the reason they'll soon die'. I used the infamous Sam Burns kid dying of old age at 17....he's same as Lauren Hill. She a nobody without brain cancer. Thanks for your disposition on rules that need amending you've never read. Sir Creep Another "SC" another obnoxious twat but without the intelligence and wit. Cool. Er, I best edit this, I was thinking of another SC not you Spadey................

These kinds of threads are pointless as it presupposes that those who created the list give a toss what forum members think. They don't. AFAIK,apart from one who used to but doesn't anymore, allegedly, the rest of the "committee" rarely participate in the forum.

Put aside the logic and just consider the frivolity. Dunn was on more than a few yearly lists, not prolifically so but enough to tie him in to the forum and what its about. Dunn became a bit of a hook, clearly people who aren't registered on here tie him inextricably to the forum, even after he has long gone. That's the thrust of it and, probably, what the OP was pertaining to. Its not a case of saying that there will be such folk in the future,we don't compile the lists, unless the committee deign to create a regular it wont attract the attention, will it. I actually thought Dicky 'O may have made the last few lists, at the very least, hey ho. Absolutely no harm in having a DL regular to carry out ambassadorial duties or summat.

To be honest I always used to think that the "Clive Dunn is a DL legend/mascot" bollocks was way overplayed. That is until just before Christmas when, on another forum, a member created his own dead pool. A couple of members sent their names in having got them from, Quote "That well known site" and ,to quote one member "I check it annually, never the same now that Clive Dunn is gone". So, Id suggest that those in charge may like to champion a new DL mascot. Not that they listen, eh.

Buy a new one on Guantanamo Bay ebay for only £1-16p including delivery. Well they would be £1-16p each but with a fucked mouse clicking away at random he would end up buying 221 of them and shelling out around £250.

Now edited as Luise has now gawn.

On the basis that those 50 names are HIS choices and not names that he thinks should be on the official list then, no. If people want to have their own shadow list and post them up on this thread why shouldn't they? Its not like the board is going to be clogged up is it.

My 2015 team. The Wankers Arms PH Candidates: Olivia De Havilland Carol Channing Ronnie Corbett Kirk Douglas Jimmy Hill Luise Ranier Abe Vigoda Maureen O'Hara Clifton James Louis Jourdan Subs: Sean Connery and Christopher Lee

Oh well I suppose there is no chance of him doing anymore Supermarket Sweep shows then.............

Never liked the fella. How could he ever have been a credible politician when he looked like Marje Proops?

If true, could be to get the family mourning out of the way for Sheila Sim's sake before the press announce it? With her health, and losing her husband and brother in 3 months, I doubt she'll be about in twelve months time. Obvious things I've only just realised#904 - Gerald and Sheila Sims are siblings. You are not the only one. I also didn't know that she was Dickies wife either. Tis not important.

Handy, you are so damn cool!!!!!!!!! George A Cooper was also in Billy Liar, IIRC, the 70s TV series.

Could you change my tagline to Zordersisaplagiarisingcunt,com Cheers. I've been hating Castro since before you even had your first cataract. FOAD. Unless you were only joking, in which case just die. Fuck that, ive no intention of dying before you, I want to be around to piss on your corpse.

Could you change my tagline to Zordersisaplagiarisingcunt,com Cheers.

Yeah, she will always be Rhoda to me too. I loved her, she is still fab and I still would. She's fucking SEVENTY FIVE you sick bastard! It would be like sticking your cock in a carrier bag full of sawdust. Just when I thought you couldn't top your posting genius.............

Yeah, she will always be Rhoda to me too. I loved her, she is still fab and I still would.

This is getting overlooked on the forum, it's proper Hollywood Babylon stuff. She was killed in a murder-suicide by her husband because she was cheating on him with Trey Songz (who will probably have to ditch the nickname "Mr Steal Ya Girl" now). Her husband allegedly committed both the murder and suicide while facetiming Floyd Mayweather. This is, like PROPER, research. Quality.

"No, no Chelsy, still no good." "They wont let me hang with them, they don't like ginger cunts...."

Been missing your pithy contributions LFN, but sticking "Mandela" and "cunt" in the same argumentative point is fearless no nonsense of the highest order, or summat. Certainly would have been if he said a year ago... Aye, I did and always have. Mandela was not the lovely old uncle he was portrayed as, not much went on without his say so and plenty of people were murdered on his watch. You could well imagine, in an era now gone, him being told ( in the same way a young starlet is told to drop her long term boyfriend by the film studio) to drop Winnie like a sack of shit off of a quayside because it would damage his carefully cultivated image as South Africas Ghandi. Im not saying that the cause wasn't just or worth fighting for but I admit to being a cynical old twat, with good reason. Mandela wasn't the genius, the people that puppeteered him were. I even reckon the man had been dead for far longer than the official announcement but, then again, I do love a conspiracy. Loads of people were murdered on his watch (1994-99) it's South Africa for fuck's sake! Murder is a national sport! Unless of course you mean his "terroristic activities in the 1960s. His opponents were hardly paragons of virtue, were they? I mean, let's face it, you wouldn't invite them round for tea and cakes... Yes, it would seem that murder and mayhem did follow him around like a fart clinging to your ring piece. I was referring to his "freedom fighting" activities which, as you say, didn't necessarily involve the murders of nuns or owt, however, setting yourself up as somesort of judge and jury isn't really part of the democracy game, is it. I suppose, in a way, he was no different to the Adams/Mcguiness scenario we now have. The difference being though, the leaders of the World haven't exactly been licking said ex Provos arses clean in the way that they did with Mandela. I know Im a fuddy duddy but I found that all a bit, well sick used to rise in me throat, aye.